rebrab
Harry Cool
- Jun 13, 2008
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Okay. I want a new song for ashley cole - and i want your help! This can be about any player, but I thought it worked best with Ashley as he has a famous wife. I don't know if you remember the Beckham song we sang a few years ago?
"Posh Spice is a slapper,
She wears a wonderbra,
But while she's sh****** beckham,
She thinks of Ginola"
I thought we should redo this with Ashley Cole? Maybe something like:
"Cheryl is a slapper,
she wears a wonderbra,
but while she's sh****** ashley
She's thinking of Krancjar"
Could we have several verses similar (i.e: to the same tune)? So the second one could be something like:
"Ashley is a pillock,
He's sh****** Cheryl Cole,
But when he's t*****g off,
He thinks of Loui Walsh"
maybe going through several chelsea players as well, could really lift off if we do it right I think? Try not to overcomplicate it though (although i think I already have!)
Last idea: Drogba
"Drogba is a diver,
he falls all over the pitch,
and when he plays Tottenham,
He becomes Wilson's b***h"
"Posh Spice is a slapper,
She wears a wonderbra,
But while she's sh****** beckham,
She thinks of Ginola"
I thought we should redo this with Ashley Cole? Maybe something like:
"Cheryl is a slapper,
she wears a wonderbra,
but while she's sh****** ashley
She's thinking of Krancjar"
Could we have several verses similar (i.e: to the same tune)? So the second one could be something like:
"Ashley is a pillock,
He's sh****** Cheryl Cole,
But when he's t*****g off,
He thinks of Loui Walsh"
maybe going through several chelsea players as well, could really lift off if we do it right I think? Try not to overcomplicate it though (although i think I already have!)
Last idea: Drogba
"Drogba is a diver,
he falls all over the pitch,
and when he plays Tottenham,
He becomes Wilson's b***h"
