Best Spurs songs

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#21
One that used to make me, a silly teenager, laugh back in the early 80s and sung to mcnamarers band was

The arsenals charlie Nicholas is the queerest of them all
He likes a lot of bum and he's f**k all on the ball.
Oh you'll never see anything like it in the future nor the past with Charlie Nicholas on the wing and Don Howe up his arse
Lalalala, lalalalala
 

eddiev14

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#22
A couple of people tried to get a Son song going too but didn't quite catch on.

To the tune of 'what is it good for?' (One from rush hour)

Heung...... Min........ Son
What is he good for
Scoring goals for Tottenham

And then they had other verses changing the last line ... One was ...' Selling shirts in Asia '
:joyful:

Amazing.
 

aliyid

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#24
My favourite used to be

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Arsenal tomorrow
And sh*t on the crowd below
Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on the crowd below, below
 

Ledleys Knee

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#28
My favourite two are Park Lane/1882 Europa League classics:

My name is Nicola Berti
I’m aged around 30
I come from a club in Milan…Inter!
When I walk down the street
All the people I meet
They say, Hey! Gorgeous! Whats your name?

&

Nothing rhymes with Bentaleb
Nothing rhymes with Bentaleb
 

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#33
Saw this the other day.....

To the chorus of Rock the Casbah by the Clash:

We don't know how to spell it !!


Alderweireld, Alderweireld.
 

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#34
I want us not to sing the you're fucking shit song . Stinks of arrogance. It's funny when we are 3 or 4 up v United or Wham at home and playing with our swagger but at 1 up it annoys me. Need to save it for special occasions such as the ones mentioned above
 
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#35
I want us not to sing the you're fucking shit song . Stinks of arrogance. It's funny when we are 3 or 4 up v United or Wham at home and playing with our swagger but at 1 up it annoys me. Need to save it for special occasions such as the ones mentioned above
Standard banter song now. Fans from all clubs sing it tbf.
 
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#36
We sung it at Chelsea when we were 2-0 up and they sung it back at 2-2. I'll accept that song only if we're 6-0 up with 8 seconds of injury time left.
 
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#38
One that used to make me, a silly teenager, laugh back in the early 80s and sung to mcnamarers band was

The arsenals charlie Nicholas is the queerest of them all
He likes a lot of bum and he's f**k all on the ball.
Oh you'll never see anything like it in the future nor the past with Charlie Nicholas on the wing and Don Howe up his arse
Lalalala, lalalalala
Someone needs to write all the lyrics down for our version on mcnamaras band...

At Stoke away this year some chap new all the verses and the coach went mad for the choruses. It seems everyone just knows the opening 2 verses and then thats it...

Does anyone know the rest?
 

mark_2017

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#39
We sung it at Chelsea when we were 2-0 up and they sung it back at 2-2. I'll accept that song only if we're 6-0 up with 8 seconds of injury time left.
Chelsea also sung it when they equalised, don't understand why they did myself....but then, that's Chelsea fans for you.
 
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#40
Chelsea also sung it when they equalised, don't understand why they did myself....but then, that's Chelsea fans for you.
Yeah that's what I meant, they sang it at 2-2 to 'get us back'. And although they're idiots for singing it to us when they're not even beating us and when we're 7 places above them in the league, the unfortunate fact remains that we sing it too early sometimes and we should know better cos it can come back and bite us on our arseholes when we let a 2 goal lead slip.

Can you bite an arsehole? I don't think you can. But you get what I mean....
 
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