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Soi Yid

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One that used to make me, a silly teenager, laugh back in the early 80s and sung to mcnamarers band was

The arsenals charlie Nicholas is the queerest of them all
He likes a lot of bum and he's f**k all on the ball.
Oh you'll never see anything like it in the future nor the past with Charlie Nicholas on the wing and Don Howe up his arse
Lalalala, lalalalala
 

eddiev14

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Jan 18, 2005
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A couple of people tried to get a Son song going too but didn't quite catch on.

To the tune of 'what is it good for?' (One from rush hour)

Heung...... Min........ Son
What is he good for
Scoring goals for Tottenham

And then they had other verses changing the last line ... One was ...' Selling shirts in Asia '

:joyful:

Amazing.
 

Borks

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Jun 22, 2014
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When I was just, a little boy my mother bought me a little toy Fifa 16 on a PS3 she told me to play like delle alli


In the tune of kick his head in.

Sounds like a great song if you're 13, no offence.
 

aliyid

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Dec 28, 2004
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My favourite used to be

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Arsenal tomorrow
And sh*t on the crowd below
Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on the crowd below, below
 

RickyVilla

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May 16, 2004
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My favourite used to be

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Arsenal tomorrow
And sh*t on the crowd below
Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on the crowd below, below
Interesting version that one(n)
 

daryl

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Jan 30, 2012
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Jelly and ice cream when Campbell dies, jelly and ice cream when Campbell dies
 

Ledleys Knee

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May 11, 2014
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My favourite two are Park Lane/1882 Europa League classics:

My name is Nicola Berti
I’m aged around 30
I come from a club in Milan…Inter!
When I walk down the street
All the people I meet
They say, Hey! Gorgeous! Whats your name?

&

Nothing rhymes with Bentaleb
Nothing rhymes with Bentaleb
 

bomberH

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Jun 4, 2005
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My favourite used to be

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Arsenal tomorrow
And sh*t on the crowd below
Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on the crowd below, below

*sparrow
*crow
*bastards
 

LeSoupeKitchen

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Aug 18, 2011
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We've got Alli,
Deli Alli,
I just don't think you understand.
He only cost 5 mill,
He's better than Ozil,
We've got Deli Alli.

Ozil?! I've been singing Brazil!
I feel like such an idiot!

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FreddieYid

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Aug 1, 2011
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My favourite used to be

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Arsenal tomorrow
And sh*t on the crowd below
Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on the crowd below, below

Is that the B-side remix?
 

Vwbottom

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Aug 2, 2012
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Saw this the other day.....

To the chorus of Rock the Casbah by the Clash:

We don't know how to spell it !!


Alderweireld, Alderweireld.
 

spurs mental

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Mar 10, 2007
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I want us not to sing the you're fucking shit song . Stinks of arrogance. It's funny when we are 3 or 4 up v United or Wham at home and playing with our swagger but at 1 up it annoys me. Need to save it for special occasions such as the ones mentioned above
 

thinktank

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Sep 28, 2004
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I want us not to sing the you're fucking shit song . Stinks of arrogance. It's funny when we are 3 or 4 up v United or Wham at home and playing with our swagger but at 1 up it annoys me. Need to save it for special occasions such as the ones mentioned above

Standard banter song now. Fans from all clubs sing it tbf.
 

bomberH

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Jun 4, 2005
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We sung it at Chelsea when we were 2-0 up and they sung it back at 2-2. I'll accept that song only if we're 6-0 up with 8 seconds of injury time left.
 

kursaal

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Aug 20, 2013
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I was delighted to hear Glory Glory Hallelujah at Stoke. It would bring a tear to a glass eye.
 

ben_the_yido

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Dec 5, 2004
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One that used to make me, a silly teenager, laugh back in the early 80s and sung to mcnamarers band was

The arsenals charlie Nicholas is the queerest of them all
He likes a lot of bum and he's f**k all on the ball.
Oh you'll never see anything like it in the future nor the past with Charlie Nicholas on the wing and Don Howe up his arse
Lalalala, lalalalala

Someone needs to write all the lyrics down for our version on mcnamaras band...

At Stoke away this year some chap new all the verses and the coach went mad for the choruses. It seems everyone just knows the opening 2 verses and then thats it...

Does anyone know the rest?
 

mark87

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Nov 29, 2004
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We sung it at Chelsea when we were 2-0 up and they sung it back at 2-2. I'll accept that song only if we're 6-0 up with 8 seconds of injury time left.

Chelsea also sung it when they equalised, don't understand why they did myself....but then, that's Chelsea fans for you.
 

bomberH

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Jun 4, 2005
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Chelsea also sung it when they equalised, don't understand why they did myself....but then, that's Chelsea fans for you.

Yeah that's what I meant, they sang it at 2-2 to 'get us back'. And although they're idiots for singing it to us when they're not even beating us and when we're 7 places above them in the league, the unfortunate fact remains that we sing it too early sometimes and we should know better cos it can come back and bite us on our arseholes when we let a 2 goal lead slip.

Can you bite an arsehole? I don't think you can. But you get what I mean....
 
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