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Discussion in 'General Football' started by vuzp, Sep 25, 2017.
You'll be wanting the manager/head coach to pick the team next.
Yep. Basically confirms that Neymar and his camp are the ones running things
There would have been a much easier way to resolve this.
Cavani is clearly worried about his scoring bonus, or other goal-related bonuses.
So take those bonuses out of his contract and replace it with a clause saying that he gets a certain amount every time Neymar appears in public looking like a complete preening fucking rich-boy toss-piece. Additional bonuses per stupid hat and stupid piece of jewellery.
That way Cavani will be more than compensated for having the additional little bit of money on his already stupid fucking pay packet reduced.
What else do you expect at a club owned by Qataris. their answer to any problem: "OK, how much?"
I know they're rich but they're not that rich.
*Googles* "Jobs in Qatar"
You'd end up in a Qatari jail in seconds.
Woohoo! Free food too!
They are a dying breed with these oil-money clubs. Who cares what they think.
And regular sex.
Easiest way to stop this biggest dickus competition getting out of hand is to flip it.
Take the feckin penalty if you dare, miss, you're fined €1 million.
I've always thought it should be a rule that penalties should be taken by the player who wins it.
I like that idea, but you should take it further and make the player that committed the foul go in goal.
So empty net if he's sent off?
No, that would be unfair. If he's sent off, he can pick one of the ballboys to fill in for him.
"Look the striker in the eyes and go left."
Have a penslty shootout competition in training every week. The winner gets to take the penalties that week.
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