'CAVANI'S PENALTY PAYOUT'

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  1. WorcesterTHFC

    WorcesterTHFC Well-Known Member

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    You'll be wanting the manager/head coach to pick the team next.
     
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  2. 'O Zio

    'O Zio Active Member

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    Yep. Basically confirms that Neymar and his camp are the ones running things
     
  3. talkshowhost86

    talkshowhost86 Mod-Moose Staff

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    There would have been a much easier way to resolve this.

    Cavani is clearly worried about his scoring bonus, or other goal-related bonuses.

    So take those bonuses out of his contract and replace it with a clause saying that he gets a certain amount every time Neymar appears in public looking like a complete preening fucking rich-boy toss-piece. Additional bonuses per stupid hat and stupid piece of jewellery.

    That way Cavani will be more than compensated for having the additional little bit of money on his already stupid fucking pay packet reduced.
     
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  4. ExpatFan

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    What else do you expect at a club owned by Qataris. their answer to any problem: "OK, how much?"
     
  5. Spurger King

    Spurger King can't smile without glue

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    I know they're rich but they're not that rich.
     
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    Real_madyidd The best username, unless you are a fucking idiot.

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    *Googles* "Jobs in Qatar"
     
  7. talkshowhost86

    talkshowhost86 Mod-Moose Staff

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    You'd end up in a Qatari jail in seconds.
     
  8. Real_madyidd

    Real_madyidd The best username, unless you are a fucking idiot.

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    Woohoo! Free food too!
     
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  9. sebo_sek

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    They are a dying breed with these oil-money clubs. Who cares what they think.
     
  10. scat1620

    scat1620 L'espion mal fait

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    And regular sex.
     
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  11. cider spurs

    cider spurs Active Member

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    Easiest way to stop this biggest dickus competition getting out of hand is to flip it.

    Take the feckin penalty if you dare, miss, you're fined €1 million.
     
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  12. Hazelton

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    I've always thought it should be a rule that penalties should be taken by the player who wins it.
     
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  13. nailsy

    nailsy SC Supporter

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    I like that idea, but you should take it further and make the player that committed the foul go in goal.
     
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  14. ernie78

    ernie78 Well-Known Member

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    So empty net if he's sent off?
     
  15. nailsy

    nailsy SC Supporter

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    No, that would be unfair. If he's sent off, he can pick one of the ballboys to fill in for him.
     
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  16. ERO

    ERO The artist f.k.a Steffan Freund - Mentalist *****

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    "Look the striker in the eyes and go left."
     
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  17. Lilbaz

    Lilbaz Just call me Baz

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    Have a penslty shootout competition in training every week. The winner gets to take the penalties that week.
     
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