Chants

Richitov

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Heard some really inventive chants recently and ours always seem very samey! Repeat somg insert new name. I was at Huddersfield the other week and their fans had some great songs and didnt shut up the whole match (even when we were killing them on the pitch). Might help the atmosphere at wembley too. Any ideas? To start things off:

Fine to nick other teams songs
(In tribute to that huddersfield game): slightly ironic but:

Moussa Sissoko he's so wonderful, he scored a goal, it was magical, beautiful. When he runs down the wing hes as fast as lightning, frightening, and he makes all the yids sing, dah dah dah dah dah dah...
(The Logical song)

Aur-i-er Serge is on tinder,
Aur-i-er Hes messaging your sister
Aur-i-er He always gets his end away
1, 2, 3, 4
(repeat)
 

riggi

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#2
Aur-i-er He beats up coppers
Aur-i-er he doesn't take poppers
Aur-i-er He always gets his end away....
 
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Marty

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#12
Or, to the chorus from Rock the Casbah...

We don't know how to spell it
Alderweireld, Alderweireld
 

Marty

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#13
His name is Harry Winks, he plays in centre mid
i just can't get enough, I just can't get enough..

all of Tottenham love him cause he's a f*****g yid
i just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
 
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Teemu

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#14
Hey we just signed you
And this is crazy
You’re better than Modric
Moussa Dembele
 
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fletch82

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I always felt there was a Pochettino song in the proper crimbo song
But I am not much of a lyricist to be fair.
 

foxilator

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Heard some really inventive chants recently and ours always seem very samey! Repeat somg insert new name. I was at Huddersfield the other week and their fans had some great songs and didnt shut up the whole match (even when we were killing them on the pitch). Might help the atmosphere at wembley too. Any ideas? To start things off:

Fine to nick other teams songs
(In tribute to that huddersfield game): slightly ironic but:

Moussa Sissoko he's so wonderful, he scored a goal, it was magical, beautiful. When he runs down the wing hes as fast as lightning, frightening, and he makes all the yids sing, dah dah dah dah dah dah...
(The Logical song)

Aur-i-er Serge is on tinder,
Aur-i-er Hes messaging your sister
Aur-i-er He always gets his end away
1, 2, 3, 4
(repeat)
Went on a stag earlier this year with about 25 Celtic supporting Glaswegians. They sing The Logical Song about Scott Sinclair. Literally seared onto my brain. Must have heard it 500 times. Hope this doesn't catch on.
 

Tafspur

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#17
He's the king of the scorers
got golden boots too
he's reached the top
but he won't stop
he's Tottenham through and through

Oh Harry Cane
I want to be like you hoo hoo

I want to walk like you, score like you woo hoo hoo!






:singing:
 

Insomnia

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#18
Loved this in Madrid, I think the words were

Who's that Man from Argentina
Who's that Man we all adore
Pochettino is his name
He's the King of White Hart Lane
And Arsene Wenger's boyfriends only 4
 

Marty

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Loved this in Madrid, I think the words were

Who's that Man from Argentina
Who's that Man we all adore
Pochettino is his name
He's the King of White Hart Lane
And Arsene Wenger's boyfriends only 4
Love everything but the last line. I've never liked songs about our players that reference other teams' players or managers, Ledley's knee/John Terry excepted. This especially I just think is poor taste when we want to show adoration for Poch.
 

riggi

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Love everything but the last line. I've never liked songs about our players that reference other teams' players or managers, Ledley's knee/John Terry excepted. This especially I just think is poor taste when we want to show adoration for Poch.
I agree and disagree. My beef with it is the wengers boyfriend bit.

Weak and old. Maybe I'm just growing up.
 
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