Chants

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  1. Richitov

    Richitov Shake and Bake!!!!

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    Heard some really inventive chants recently and ours always seem very samey! Repeat somg insert new name. I was at Huddersfield the other week and their fans had some great songs and didnt shut up the whole match (even when we were killing them on the pitch). Might help the atmosphere at wembley too. Any ideas? To start things off:

    Fine to nick other teams songs
    (In tribute to that huddersfield game): slightly ironic but:

    Moussa Sissoko he's so wonderful, he scored a goal, it was magical, beautiful. When he runs down the wing hes as fast as lightning, frightening, and he makes all the yids sing, dah dah dah dah dah dah...
    (The Logical song)

    Aur-i-er Serge is on tinder,
    Aur-i-er Hes messaging your sister
    Aur-i-er He always gets his end away
    1, 2, 3, 4
    (repeat)
     
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    Aur-i-er He beats up coppers
    Aur-i-er he doesn't take poppers
    Aur-i-er He always gets his end away....
     
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  3. TonyGalvinsShinpads

    TonyGalvinsShinpads Well-Known Member

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    A mate just texted me about a chant that's doing the rounds in Madrid:

    "Wake me up, before you go go,
    Who needs Bale when you've got Sissoko"

    It's a winner IMO (y)
     
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  4. spursfan77

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    I just heard it. Annoyingly catchy. I suspect it's a bit tounge in cheek!
     
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  5. RickyVilla

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    You reckon? :p
     
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  6. TonyGalvinsShinpads

    TonyGalvinsShinpads Well-Known Member

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    A bit? :LOL:
     
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  7. riggi

    riggi Well-Known Member

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    Not mine but...


    Sam Beckett
    SERGE AURIER HE CAME FROM FRANCE,
    THE HOME OFFICE GAVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE,

    HE PUNCHED A COPPER ON THE NOSE,
    HE HAD TO GOOGLE DANNY ROSE
     
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    This got sung all day & into the night in Madrid

    Tottenham at the Bernabeu
    Arsenal watching Emmerdale
     
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  9. yido_number1

    yido_number1 Spurs supporter, unlike some.

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    Bahah hope Rose has thick skin!
     
  10. Marty

    Marty Throbbing member

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    Oh Toby, wo-oh
    Oh Toby, wo-oh
    He hasn't got a song
    His name's too fucking long
     
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    riggi Well-Known Member

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    Soon find out!
     
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  12. Marty

    Marty Throbbing member

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    Or, to the chorus from Rock the Casbah...

    We don't know how to spell it
    Alderweireld, Alderweireld
     
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  13. Marty

    Marty Throbbing member

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    His name is Harry Winks, he plays in centre mid
    i just can't get enough, I just can't get enough..

    all of Tottenham love him cause he's a f*****g yid
    i just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
     
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  14. Teemu

    Teemu I Belong To Bale

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    Hey we just signed you
    And this is crazy
    You’re better than Modric
    Moussa Dembele
     
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    I always felt there was a Pochettino song in the proper crimbo song
    But I am not much of a lyricist to be fair.
     
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    Went on a stag earlier this year with about 25 Celtic supporting Glaswegians. They sing The Logical Song about Scott Sinclair. Literally seared onto my brain. Must have heard it 500 times. Hope this doesn't catch on.
     
  17. Tafspur

    Tafspur Where self-belief is a giant, talent is a dwarf

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    He's the king of the scorers
    got golden boots too
    he's reached the top
    but he won't stop
    he's Tottenham through and through

    Oh Harry Cane
    I want to be like you hoo hoo

    I want to walk like you, score like you woo hoo hoo!






    :singing:
     
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  18. Insomnia

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    Loved this in Madrid, I think the words were

    Who's that Man from Argentina
    Who's that Man we all adore
    Pochettino is his name
    He's the King of White Hart Lane
    And Arsene Wenger's boyfriends only 4
     
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    Love everything but the last line. I've never liked songs about our players that reference other teams' players or managers, Ledley's knee/John Terry excepted. This especially I just think is poor taste when we want to show adoration for Poch.
     
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    I agree and disagree. My beef with it is the wengers boyfriend bit.

    Weak and old. Maybe I'm just growing up.
     
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