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hughy

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#21
Can we add "to the tune of..." to these. Otherwise it sounds in my head like I'm just reading poetry.


I fucking hate poetry.
 

noggen

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#22
Every team steals songs from others, so why on earth have no one made something out of Sheffield United's greasy chip butty song? (Tune: John Denver - Annie's song) Imo a great tune to make a chant of. Sorry, I have no suggestions for lyrics.

 

SpunkyBackpack

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#23
I still think singing Alderweireld over and over to the tune of Daft Punk, Around the World is the best we can do, it's even got a bit people can go do do do like they're at the darts, people love going do do do, fucking morons.
 

TottenhamLegend

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#24
Every team steals songs from others, so why on earth have no one made something out of Sheffield United's greasy chip butty song? (Tune: John Denver - Annie's song) Imo a great tune to make a chant of. Sorry, I have no suggestions for lyrics.

Because that's more of a club anthem than a chant. Would be like making a song out of Forever Blowing Bubbles, which would be a bit odd.
 

noggen

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#25
I still think singing Alderweireld over and over to the tune of Daft Punk, Around the World is the best we can do, it's even got a bit people can go do do do like they're at the darts, people love going do do do, fucking morons.
Maybe 2 Unlimited - No limit? Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby..Toby Toby,.. Alderweireld!
 

TottenhamLegend

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#27
It annoys me to this day that we've never sung this for Eriksen, his name works perfectly (0:37)


Here's to you Christian Eriksen
Tottenham loves you more than you will know, ohhh ohh ohhhh
 

sherbornespurs

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#29
Bloke on here a few weeks back, not heard it repeated since. Which is a shame.

There's a party over here.........a party over there..........we're having a party for Serge Aurier.
 

Spurger King

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#30
To Scooby Doo:

Davinson Sanchez, where are you?

You've got some work to do now,

Davinson Sanchez, I see you,

Sticking that selfish, greasy fake Ronaldo fuck in your pocket, ta doo now

Needs some work. Not much.
 

'O Zio

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#31
I always felt there was a Pochettino song in the proper crimbo song
But I am not much of a lyricist to be fair.
Here's my piss-poor effort anyway :D

Got a team that was pretty much free, Pochettinooo
His best mate's Daniel Levy, Pochettinooo
He's got the Belgians at the back, Pochettinoooo
With Kane and Alli in attack, Pochettinooo

He's better than Mourinho, Pochettinoooo
Unlike Wenger he's not a paedo, Pochettinooo
He's Tottenham's answer to Fergie, Pochettinooo
He's a Yid and it's plain to see, Pochettinoooo
 

fluffybunnyuk

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#32
How about...

Were all in the champions league
except arsenal except arsenal except arsenal
(to yellow submarine)

maybe someone could expand some more verses?
 

fluffybunnyuk

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#33
oh arsenal,
dont play so well
take your bad team and make it better
Wenger will let us tear you apart
then you can start to make it better.

oh arsenal
dont be afraid
you were made for europa league
the minute that you see this
then you can start to make it better

and anytime you feel the pain the spurs refrain
harry kanes up on your shoulder
for well you know that your all fools who play so bad
and making our league look poorer
(to hey jude)

Note sorry i gave up here. If anyone can be bothered to ask i might have a go at the other verses.

p.s. im rubbish at songs btw
 
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spurs mental

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#36
For Toby it should be to the tune of Rocking All Over The World

Oh we love him
We love him
We love him
We love him
Ooooooohhhhh
Toby Alder-weireld!
 

EastLondonYid

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#37
I told my mate,the other day
i think ive found the white pele
he plays his football at white hart lane
he goes by the name of harry kane...
harry kane...harry kane ..he goes by the name of harry kane


we sang that in a bar v Apoel in cyprus with Harry Kanes brother there and joining in...it went on for ages.
 

Marty

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#38
Christian, Christian
Christian Eriksen pulling the strings
Twisting and turning he plays like a dream
Blinding defenders they can't see a thing
Give him the ball and he'll make us all sing
Christian, Christian
Give him the ball and he'll make us all sing
Christian, Christian


Yes, that is to the chorus of Master of Puppets. We need more heavy metal in football. :cool:
 

Dougal

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#39
I told my mate,the other day
i think ive found the white pele
he plays his football at white hart lane
he goes by the name of harry kane...
harry kane...harry kane ..he goes by the name of harry kane


we sang that in a bar v Apoel in cyprus with Harry Kanes brother there and joining in...it went on for ages.
And yet no-one pointed out we don't play at White Hart Lane? :cautious:
 
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