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Richitov

Shake and Bake!!!!
Jan 30, 2007
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Heard some really inventive chants recently and ours always seem very samey! Repeat somg insert new name. I was at Huddersfield the other week and their fans had some great songs and didnt shut up the whole match (even when we were killing them on the pitch). Might help the atmosphere at wembley too. Any ideas? To start things off:

Fine to nick other teams songs
(In tribute to that huddersfield game): slightly ironic but:

Moussa Sissoko he's so wonderful, he scored a goal, it was magical, beautiful. When he runs down the wing hes as fast as lightning, frightening, and he makes all the yids sing, dah dah dah dah dah dah...
(The Logical song)

Aur-i-er Serge is on tinder,
Aur-i-er Hes messaging your sister
Aur-i-er He always gets his end away
1, 2, 3, 4
(repeat)
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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Aur-i-er He beats up coppers
Aur-i-er he doesn't take poppers
Aur-i-er He always gets his end away....
 
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riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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Not mine but...


Sam Beckett
SERGE AURIER HE CAME FROM FRANCE,
THE HOME OFFICE GAVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE,

HE PUNCHED A COPPER ON THE NOSE,
HE HAD TO GOOGLE DANNY ROSE
 

Insomnia

Twisted Firestarter
Jan 18, 2006
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This got sung all day & into the night in Madrid

Tottenham at the Bernabeu
Arsenal watching Emmerdale
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Or, to the chorus from Rock the Casbah...

We don't know how to spell it
Alderweireld, Alderweireld
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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His name is Harry Winks, he plays in centre mid
i just can't get enough, I just can't get enough..

all of Tottenham love him cause he's a f*****g yid
i just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
 
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Teemu

Pretty fly for a Tanguy
Jan 12, 2006
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Hey we just signed you
And this is crazy
You’re better than Modric
Moussa Dembele
 
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fletch82

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I always felt there was a Pochettino song in the proper crimbo song
But I am not much of a lyricist to be fair.
 

foxilator

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Jan 31, 2013
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Heard some really inventive chants recently and ours always seem very samey! Repeat somg insert new name. I was at Huddersfield the other week and their fans had some great songs and didnt shut up the whole match (even when we were killing them on the pitch). Might help the atmosphere at wembley too. Any ideas? To start things off:

Fine to nick other teams songs
(In tribute to that huddersfield game): slightly ironic but:

Moussa Sissoko he's so wonderful, he scored a goal, it was magical, beautiful. When he runs down the wing hes as fast as lightning, frightening, and he makes all the yids sing, dah dah dah dah dah dah...
(The Logical song)

Aur-i-er Serge is on tinder,
Aur-i-er Hes messaging your sister
Aur-i-er He always gets his end away
1, 2, 3, 4
(repeat)

Went on a stag earlier this year with about 25 Celtic supporting Glaswegians. They sing The Logical Song about Scott Sinclair. Literally seared onto my brain. Must have heard it 500 times. Hope this doesn't catch on.
 

Tafspur

Where self-belief is a giant, talent is a dwarf
Dec 1, 2011
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He's the king of the scorers
got golden boots too
he's reached the top
but he won't stop
he's Tottenham through and through

Oh Harry Cane
I want to be like you hoo hoo

I want to walk like you, score like you woo hoo hoo!






:singing:
 

Insomnia

Twisted Firestarter
Jan 18, 2006
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Loved this in Madrid, I think the words were

Who's that Man from Argentina
Who's that Man we all adore
Pochettino is his name
He's the King of White Hart Lane
And Arsene Wenger's boyfriends only 4
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Loved this in Madrid, I think the words were

Who's that Man from Argentina
Who's that Man we all adore
Pochettino is his name
He's the King of White Hart Lane
And Arsene Wenger's boyfriends only 4
Love everything but the last line. I've never liked songs about our players that reference other teams' players or managers, Ledley's knee/John Terry excepted. This especially I just think is poor taste when we want to show adoration for Poch.
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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Love everything but the last line. I've never liked songs about our players that reference other teams' players or managers, Ledley's knee/John Terry excepted. This especially I just think is poor taste when we want to show adoration for Poch.

I agree and disagree. My beef with it is the wengers boyfriend bit.

Weak and old. Maybe I'm just growing up.
 
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