Christian Pulisic

[Donki]

He's everything Lamela should have been

What makes you say that? His style of play isn’t that much like Lamela at Roma.

 

[TheVoiceofReason]

If we sign Pulisic, Zaha, Sessengnon and De Ligt it would be an excellent window.

Deeeehhhfinitely need central midfielders tho no?

 

[glospur]

Maybe I'm reaching here but Herc said "loose access" followed by three emojis. Any chance that could be to imitate the sounds of Pulisic?

Yeah nah. He just misspelled 'lose.'

Which, for some reason, also happens to be one of those spelling errors that irrationally infuriates me every time I see someone do it.

 

[tototoner]

Deeeehhhfinitely need central midfielders tho no?

If Dembele goes Yes, but that's not confirmed

a fit Winks will be a big plus also

 

[thefierycamel]

Maybe I'm reaching here but Herc said "loose access" followed by three emojis. Any chance that could be to imitate the sounds of Pulisic?

How cooked are you, mate?

 

[Singaspursofsixspence]

I mean really take a second to think about it. This was a post talking about a German player, ITK has confirmed we were interested in the past and had a clause that we should look out for this summer. He could have used several different words for "loose access" and he misspelled it, the most popular word around here is ban. ITK drops as many hints as they possibly can and usually try to signal it with emojis. Pronounced luse ack-sess sounds like Pulisic. He also mentioned there was another post that was correct, this was about an hour after the Pulisic thread began.

Let's have some fun here!

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

 

[alexis]

I mean really take a second to think about it. This was a post talking about a German player, ITK has confirmed we were interested in the past and had a clause that we should look out for this summer. He could have used several different words for "loose access" and he misspelled it, the most popular word around here is ban. ITK drops as many hints as they possibly can and usually try to signal it with emojis. Pronounced luse ack-sess sounds like Pulisic. He also mentioned there was another post that was correct, this was about an hour after the Pulisic thread began.

Let's have some fun here!

Oh god

 

[luRRka]

I mean really take a second to think about it. This was a post talking about a German player, ITK has confirmed we were interested in the past and had a clause that we should look out for this summer. He could have used several different words for "loose access" and he misspelled it, the most popular word around here is ban. ITK drops as many hints as they possibly can and usually try to signal it with emojis. Pronounced luse ack-sess sounds like Pulisic. He also mentioned there was another post that was correct, this was about an hour after the Pulisic thread began.

Let's have some fun here!

I wouldn't go entering any rhyming competitions if I were you mate

 

[freeeki]

'Loose access' does not sound like 'Pulisic', even to deaf people.

Glory be to god.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

I mean really take a second to think about it. This was a post talking about a German player, ITK has confirmed we were interested in the past and had a clause that we should look out for this summer. He could have used several different words for "loose access" and he misspelled it, the most popular word around here is ban. ITK drops as many hints as they possibly can and usually try to signal it with emojis. Pronounced luse ack-sess sounds like Pulisic. He also mentioned there was another post that was correct, this was about an hour after the Pulisic thread began.

Let's have some fun here!

I don't think you know how to pronounce Pulisic.

 

[luRRka]

I don't think you know how to pronounce Pulisic.

Still struggling to work out how they sound remotely similar, even if I was saying pulisic's name wrong

 

[dtxspurs]

I don't think you know how to pronounce Pulisic.

Eh, whatever I was just getting out of bed when I came up with it.

 

[Nerine]

Eh, whatever I was just getting out of bed when I came up with it.

Probably should have stayed there mate. You need a lay down.

 

[dtxspurs]

Probably should have stayed there mate. You need a lay down.

So you're saying I should take the day off work... I like it.

Anyways, I deleted so oh well maybe I'm wrong. Anyways, I'm curious as to the whole deal, our top rumored targets all seem to be teenagers which to me doesn't add up with Poch's words of wanting to be backed and be brave. Also Pulisic and Lucas Moura are redundant to me. Both prefer to play on the right. Not to mention I would imagine Liverpool would jump on the opportunity with Klopp and their American owners before us. Just doesn't make a ton of sense to me. I'm an American so I would be thrilled to see him play with Spurs just not convinced its the best use of our budget. See I can make some sense!

 

[Qualsonic]

Still struggling to work out how they sound remotely similar, even if I was saying pulisic's name wrong

Try holding your nose and saying it in an American accent.

 

[panoma]

Why not Sancho? Top talent, English and from the bundesliga. Herc mentioned we had some deal with Dortmund. That could obviously have changed, but i would be happy if we where in for him.

 

[Univarn]

This thread has gone from originating on ostensibly a blog to trying to now sound out and interpret the meaning behind typos and emojis. Got to be on course for top 5 SC threads of all time?

 

[houstonspur]

German players are always 20% cheaper than they should be save for Dembele to Barca.

 

[Hakkz]

What would he actually bring to the team? I always thought he was a pacy right winger (just like Moura). Does he score a lot? Assists?

 

[tony0379]

Could be the player Nike are going to help us sign