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December is a sad month

JollyHappy

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Oct 9, 2005
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For those of you with Spurs Calendars, the sight of BMJ standing there for the whole of December, smiling with thumb up is very sad. If only he had been left for the season to see how he could do.

I may have to remove it from my pin board as I am getting too much flack here at the office!

Sigh!!
 

idlepete

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Oct 17, 2003
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The Spurs calendar always turns into a bit of a joke as people leave. Apart from December, this one ain't been too bad.
 

tRiKS

Ledley's No.1 fan
Jun 6, 2005
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i cut out Ledley and i blue tack that ont op of every other picture as it turns from one month to the next.
 

Dougal

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Jun 4, 2004
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I haven't bought a Spurs calendar since about 1992. A whole month of Gordon Durie put me right off them. Sure he had his knockers but FHM's has Keeleys :hump: :lol:
 

Joycer

Was Dorset Now Michigan Yid
May 12, 2005
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Does it make me a **** that i cut his picture out & replaced it with defoe's ????? :whistle:
 

vegassd

The ghost of Johnny Cash
Aug 5, 2006
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Doesn't our calendar have Zokora spelt as Zakora?

That's gotta be worse than a sacked manager. Surely?
 

tooey

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Apr 22, 2005
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Decembers shite anyway.... Overdraft gets a battering, i get fat, have to spend time with people i dont like, its bloddy freezing, i have to get up 20 minuites earlier to de-frost my car and the worst thing is some dude breaks into my house steals my milk and biscuits and i cant do fuck all about it..... and mr prescott said that the crime rate was decreasing...wankers....
 

walworthyid

David Ginola
Oct 25, 2004
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Decembers shite anyway.... Overdraft gets a battering, i get fat, have to spend time with people i dont like, its bloddy freezing, i have to get up 20 minuites earlier to de-frost my car and the worst thing is some dude breaks into my house steals my milk and biscuits and i cant do fuck all about it..... and mr prescott said that the crime rate was decreasing...wankers....

Bah, Humbug! I bet it is a jolly old xmas round yours':wink:
 

idlepete

Imperfect modal meaning extractor
Oct 17, 2003
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I always end up punching Rez's Aunt Mavis too. She asks for it though.
 

fazza

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May 5, 2004
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For those of you with Spurs Calendars, the sight of BMJ standing there for the whole of December, smiling with thumb up is very sad. If only he had been left for the season to see how he could do.

I may have to remove it from my pin board as I am getting too much flack here at the office!

Sigh!!


I feel your pain, really I do, but it's time we all moved on and got on with our lives before it kills us all :lol: :lol:
 

rez9000

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Feb 8, 2007
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I always end up punching Rez's Aunt Mavis too. She asks for it though.

Quite literally! She stands there with a cracker in one hand and a pint of gin in the other and asks for punch. So we get stuck in. It's quite beautiful to watch, really.
 

rez9000

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Feb 8, 2007
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AUNT MAVIS!!!​

Aunt Mavis is coming to Lossimouth Shopping Centre

December 24th from 1pm​

Fun for all the family! BRING THE KIDS!!!​

Yep, it's that time of year again. Aunt Mavis is coming to your town, so get those knuckledusters out!​

PRICE LIST​

PUNCH:​


£5 each

KICKING

Below the beltline - £10
Above the beltline - £20
If she's on the floor already - FREE!​

And remember, if you knock her false teeth out, you get a BALLOON!!!

So, come down to Lossimouth Shopping Centre and knock an old lady to the ground!!!​
 
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