December is a sad month

[JJetset]

AUNT MAVIS!!!​

Aunt Mavis is coming to Lossimouth Shopping Centre

December 24th from 1pm​

Fun for all the family! BRING THE KIDS!!!​

Yep, it's that time of year again. Aunt Mavis is coming to your town, so get those knuckledusters out!​

PRICE LIST​

PUNCH:​

£5 each

KICKING

Below the beltline - £10
Above the beltline - £20
If she's on the floor already - FREE!​

And remember, if you knock her false teeth out, you get a BALLOON!!!

So, come down to Lossimouth Shopping Centre and knock an old lady to the ground!!!​

Thats it all sorted then, i will buy a ticket back to Lossimouth for this and forgo this hot weather and nubile girls in bikinis on the beach christmas day, prawns on barbies and coldies to give your aunt a right old pasting....:roll:

 

[rez9000]

Thats it all sorted then, i will buy a ticket back to Lossimouth for this and forgo this hot weather and nubile girls in bikinis on the beach christmas day, prawns on barbies and coldies to give your aunt a right old pasting....:roll:

Damn right! You know it makes sense. :grin:

 

[JJetset]

Damn right! You know it makes sense. :grin:

Book me in for 2 punches a kick below the waist and a packet of gravel.

 

[Dougal]

Thats it all sorted then, i will buy a ticket back to Lossimouth for this and forgo this hot weather and nubile girls in bikinis on the beach christmas day, prawns on barbies and coldies to give your aunt a right old pasting....:roll:

I’ll stick to the babes, beach and barbie myself :dance:

 

[justfookinhitit]

I'm with you Dougal (metaphorically speaking, before you get all excited).

 

[Dougal]

I'm with you Dougal (metaphorically speaking, before you get all excited).

:grin:!

Oh... :-(