England's Number One's New Coach? - ITKizzle

[eViL]

 

[llamafarmer]

He didn't get the yolk....

*Buries head in sand*

:hump: An Ostrich is a bird. Get in!

Stoof - I'm not sure about this ITKizzle, I reckon it's more In The Knizzle!

 

[tony0379]

Does anybody else have a problem with a player picking his own coach?

NO

 

[Stoof]

*Buries head in sand*

:hump: An Ostrich is a bird. Get in!

Stoof - I'm not sure about this ITKizzle, I reckon it's more In The Knizzle!

I'll cizzle it what I wizzle, lizzlefarmizzle.

 

[gibbs131]

Egg, you said egg, like a bird's egg!

Gawd I used to love those sketches. USA humor sucks.

 

[PYiddy]

He'd be goalkeeping coach, that's pretty specific I reckon, answering to Juande and Gus.

woooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

thats the first comment flying over your head:grin::grin:

 

[BoringOldFan]

Well if Budgie can stop Robbo making a parrot of himself, that's good news. BTW Robbo is allowed to choose Budgie, there's a claws in his contract.

I think this will work. After all, we all know the old saying "Nothing sucks seeds like a Budgie with no teeth".

 

[alfiespurs]

I got it ... Bring Back BIG BAD BArry Daines ... or better still Ian Walker ...

 

[Bill_Oddie]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[stemark44]

Think budgie should work on Robbos fitness, stop him puffin so much when the game is being played, seems to be swanning around at the moment.

Then work on his ability on crosses, as he seems a bit chicken on them. Needs to take a gander at how other keepers do it, robin the ball off the attackers before launching a swift counter attack down the wings.

I want to be raven about having Englands number one in goal, not some turkey in between the sticks. If he can't do that, hawk him around other clubs, else send him to jail to do some bird.

Sorry for crowing on about this. Its just a lark.

That was the best laugh I have had in weeks,thanks Matt,pure quality lad!

 

[KentuckyYid]

GK coach is a minor role but if Robbo feels more comfortable working with Budgie maybe he should foot the bill? If it helps Robbo regain beak performance... I mean peak and stops him flapping around like a Pigeon and looking like a turkey it can't be a bad thing can it?

My coat is on already...

 

[rez9000]

If it stops Robbo looking like a tit, then I reckon it'd be a good idea to give Budgie a tern. I just hope it works out, otherwise we'll have bittern off more than we can chew and that'd be hard to swallow.

 

[striebs]

Robbo said Budgie could also teach Jenas how not to give the ball away but Jenas said he would prefer a Cockatoo .

 

[Limee]

Guess I am fairly alone in thinking the head coach should be responsible for choosing his coaches rather than the players. If Robbo gets to choose his coach then why shouldn't the other players get the same? Maybe they did and the result of the poll was they wanted Ramos in charge. Anyway I will waddle off now and you will not here another chirp out of me on this subject.

 

[MattyP]

Guess I am fairly alone in thinking the head coach should be responsible for choosing his coaches rather than the players. If Robbo gets to choose his coach then why shouldn't the other players get the same? Maybe they did and the result of the poll was they wanted Ramos in charge. Anyway I will waddle off now and you will not here another chirp out of me on this subject.

No doubt if this happened Jenas would pick Sven's less well known brother, Sony Ericsson to show him how to be more mobile

Or Aaron Lennon would pick Heather McCartney to teach him how to use his one good leg to better effect

 

[gibbs131]

No doubt if this happened Jenas would pick Sven's less well known brother, Sony Ericsson to show him how to be more mobile

Or Aaron Lennon would pick Heather McCartney to teach him how to use his one good leg to better effect

Nah mate, he is already being coached by Lee on how to cross.

 

[chinaman]

Well, Budgie training Robbo has to be an improvement on Ramos with his pidgeon English.

If Robbo is prepared to swallow his pride and not duck the issue that he needs help, I don't see how any of us can call fowl. The Magpies have replaced all their coaches, so I don't see why we can't, after all toucan play that game.

Great stuff, birdman.

 

[Rocket]

This is nothing to crow about, I just hope Robbo stops the (par)rot

 

[NickHSpurs]

Robbo's been swanning around in between the sticks for far too long now, he's like a sitting duck.

If Budgie comes in he'll have to have an eagle eye on Robbo, make sure he doesn't make anymore 'owlers.

 

[GenericID]

This thread sets my heart aflutter.