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Evil Jan Vertonghen kicks a ball at a small girl's face - knocks her out

Rocksuperstar

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He's from a place in Belgium
He kicks balls at small children
surprised he hasn't killed one
He's evil Ver-tong-hen

duh, duh, duh duh (click click)
 
Syn_13

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What is it with these Belgians beating up children? Hazard would've been so proud.
 
F_AN2CE

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The good thing is he hit what he was aimaing for...

FYI - ALL belgians have kids in their basement.
 
Nine while nine

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He shoots with pace
And hits kids in the face
Evil Jan. Evil Jan.

He shoots with might
They go out like a light.
Evil Jan. Evil Jan.

:blackeye:
 
F_AN2CE

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He finds the balls where noone else does...

black-girls-big-booty.jpg
 
Rocksuperstar

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F_AN2CE said:
I wish my English was better - "sameler hound"?

Smell hound, small hound, rambling around, dutch found, or - just "A real sound"?
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Ah, it's an old Berbatov joke, you really had to be there but i don't doubt someone will dig out the post that @kuwaity made that started it all.

Not me. Far too lazy, but someone will.
 
Rocksuperstar

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F_AN2CE said:
"Where men are men and goats are nervous? :)

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/some-true-facts-about-berbatov.9351/page-7
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kuwaity said:
berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face
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That's the lad - he was genuinely hilarious for a 48 hour period, had most of us prolapsing from laughing too much. Some of my favorites:

i am from kuwait and i drink petrol everyday
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no .. you can't see him in the mirror because he is unseen .. maybe you will see a deer or donkey or some thing like that :shrug:
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maybe he is animal, bird, profession, colour, tree, flower, greeting, light, number
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fu*k off when i see his eyes i feel i want to kiss a goat
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mano-obe

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Fellow Belgian Fellani also tried to knockout a ball girl, but missed the target completely. The ball was last seen near Jupiter
 
Gassin's finest

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A photo emerged of a concerned Jan Vertonghen standing over a young Belgian girl who appears to be holding an ice pack in the vacant chasm where her face used to be.
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:ROFLMAO:
 
Amo

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Rocksuperstar said:
That's the lad - he was genuinely hilarious for a 48 hour period, had most of us prolapsing from laughing too much. Some of my favorites:
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Nothing, NOTHING, will ever beat this:
  1. sandrinho im gonna whisper this song into your ears lol

    sandro you steal balls heheh but your english needs improvement lol
    sandro your midfielding ability is very adequate (and I heard that dude lenny kravitz is a faggot)

    lol i think your like the 3rd best greek invention ever right after the word "shelf"
    sandro you can block shots hehe

    hey man dont be ashamed of ur hair it makes me think of toilet paper lol
    not because its shit but cause it can be used as nutrition in 2050 when the sun blows up or some shit lol

    sandro u play ok man

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    i think he deserves a song, u guys think thats a good one?
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https://www.shelfsidespurs.com/forum/threads/sandro-you-can-steal-balls-heheh.24074/

Read the whole fucking thread, just read it.
 
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