Fabregas?

[Jimmypearce7]

Fabregas is a genuinely horrible person. He is also much less good than when he played for Arsenal but that isn't really the issue.

I just hate him and couldn't stand to see him in a Spurs shirt. Being at Stamford Bridge with him and Willian pointing to their PL winners badges on the arms of their shirts when Hazard equalised being a particular low point.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

What, Jack Wilshere was not available?

 

[nicdic]

Tempted to just ban you for trolling.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Cesc is the kind of CM we need.

‘The kind of’, maybe. In his mould ... sure

But not HIM himself! Total **** and I don’t want fuckers like that in our setup

 

[Disconosebleed]

This is pretty rogue but if we could afford his wages would anyone want Fabregas?

I'd be happy to sign him, provided we can afford not only his wages but the financial impact of putting him on a rocket and firing him into the fucking sun.

 

[absolute bobbins]

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read

 

[dagraham]

lamela would break his legs in training

He’d have to fight his way past me first.

In answer to the OP: No, no and fucking thrice no!!!! Couldn’t bear seeing that smarmy, whiney **** in a Spurs shirt. Give yourself a slap just for thinking about it

Although I will concede he’s the type of midfielder we need. Just not him.

 

[Drink!Drink!]

haha beaten to it on adding Wilshere....and while we are at it, maybe we could squeeze another season out of John Terry and Charlie Adam

 

[Japhet]

Nurse! Nurse! Lukespur7 has spat his medication out and is out of bed again!

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

lamela would break his legs in training

Well, see, now I am tempted.

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

It's the drugs, they do weird things.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Not sure what I was thinking here chaps, I’m going to go have a cold shower and think about what I’ve said.
I’ll be back soon.

I think that would be for the best. Followed by a good, long, hard look in the mirror.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Possibly a good idea to sign him, then put him in stocks outside the new ground for everyone to throw tomatoes at.

 

[Guntz]

Let's get Judas back as Director of Football while we're at it

 

[ohtottenham!]

Could be a utilty signing due to his versatility - has plenty of uses...

- dartboard in the clubroom.
- treadmill and punchball in the club gym
- human pinata for the players' kids at end of season parties
- speed bump on the approach to the NWHL
- team mascot, but only at the Emirates when we play Arsenal.

 

[Stamford]

All of the ideas I've read on here. This is the worst. Congratulations

 

[cider spurs]

So as not to appear sexist, I believe a ladyboy serving up the cheese in the new stadium's cheese room is the way forward.

A role I believe would best suit Fabregas and his ladybrow, he's already mastered the 'cheesy' grin, and because there's every chance we could serve Dorset 'knobs' with the cheese...being a knob he's got that base covered too.

Bienvenido

 

[glospur]

I'd buy him.

And then I'd banish him to train by himself for the length of his contract, always refusing to accept transfer requests, just to see the look on that ****s fucking rat face as we steal what is supposed to be the swansong of his career from him.

Fuck him.

 

[Lighty64]

This is pretty rogue but if we could afford his wages would anyone want Fabregas?

I think he’s getting very frustrated under Conte because of the style of play they play, still has a few years in him, doubt he come because of Arsenal but he’s at Chelsea now so if he wanted to stay in london and play CL there is only one place for him Gallas played for all3 and did great for us.

He’d add that creative quality in CM , sure he can’t press loads but I think we need someone like him who can pick passes from deep so Eriksen can play higher up more often.

Obviously very unlikely but I’d personally love it as it would piss off the goons no end and he’s still a quality player with lots of PL and winning experience.

after reading that don't be too shocked if you find yourself forever talking to yourself on the forum. I've only ever put 3 people on ignore, and 1 of those I unignored, but this is too close to the mark , even if your name might be Luke, and will need to seriously think about hitting that button

in answer to your question

 

[bomberH]

I’d have him here for the lols. Dier threatened to slit his throat at the ‘battle of the bridge’ so i’m more than happy signing him on a free and paying one week’s wages of £80k before Dier slices his neck open and Lamela pisses down it. And while he’s laying there gasping for breath, we’ll invite Fergie over so he can chuck a pizza at him.

Would pay good money to watch.