Fastest sending-off ever?

eViL · Nov 11, 2017

I prefer to play fasted also.

Then a nice fat kebab after the game.

cider spurs · Nov 11, 2017

Alas my dear friend.

Nowhere near the fastest. Evra managed to get sent off before a ball was even kicked.

Gassin's finest · Nov 11, 2017

Didn't Vinny Jones get sent off within 5 seconds once?

cider spurs · Nov 11, 2017

Gassin's finest said:
Didn't Vinny Jones get sent off within 5 seconds once?

Think he got booked as soon as a match kicked off. Might have been a red, but I think it was a yellow.

Marty · Nov 11, 2017

There's the story of the lower league player who yelled "fuck me that was loud" when the ref blew for kick off and was sent off for it...

Dharmabum · Nov 11, 2017

cider spurs said:
Alas my dear friend.

Nowhere near the fastest. Evra managed to get sent off before a ball was even kicked.

The ball was never kicked in this incident either

cider spurs · Nov 12, 2017

Dharmabum said:
The ball was never kicked in this incident either

I get your point. But the game has actually started.

Evra managed to get sent off during the pre match warm up. That takes some doing.