Gareth Bale (Rumour to Deal Done)

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Gassin's finest

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Gareth has now replaced his bedside photo of his family with this, and goes to sleep every night staring lovingly at it, sending him into happy dreams of post match showers...

"Oh no Christiano, we can't do that here, someone may see... oh no I dropped my soap.... again..."

Cue divorce proceedings from Mrs Bale within the year.
 

JimmyG2

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On a human level as opposed to world superstars meet face to face for the first time superhype
the greeting looked warm enough in the BBC video.
The body language said to me welcome and forget all that shit lets take it from here.
 

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That picture looks more staged than one of the early scenes in Predator when Dutch and Dillon meet and have a hand clasp in the middle of the shot showing their oversized biceps.
 

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Cristiano sporting a man purse, while Bale (while successfully hiding his raging hard-on) keeps his tamagotchi and yo-yo in a more bland plastic bag. Seems the Stellar Group has some more grooming to do before he's quite the metrosexual fashion icon they'd like him to be.
 

Kiedis

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That picture looks more staged than one of the early scenes in Predator when Dutch and Dillon meet and have a hand clasp in the middle of the shot showing their oversized biceps.
Dillon, you son of a bitch! I'd pay good money for a remake with Steffen Freund as the male lead. In every movie ever made.
 

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Cristiano sporting a man purse, while Bale (while successfully hiding his raging hard-on) keeps his tamagotchi and yo-yo in a more bland plastic bag. Seems the Stellar Group has some more grooming to do before he's quite the metrosexual fashion icon they'd like him to be.

was thinking the same. Love this picture, it's macho but also incredibly gay. bit like the volleyball scene in topgun.

Gonna have to get yourself a man purse Gareth. None of that plastic carrier bag stuff now son
 

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Still can't believe that we sold the worlds most expensive player. Incredible. Now it's settled I'm really pleased for him and hope he smashes it. I think they are going to love him there due to him being down to earth and the spectacular nature of the goals he scores. Seeing him and Modric together made me smile too.

Obviously I'd love them both to still be here but to be heavily involved in their development is enjoyable and the profile of the sale means we will keep attracting exciting young players to develop.
 
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