Gareth Bale

[Adam Zampa]

Expectations, bale
Reality, Kenny McEvoy makes a return

 

[fortworthspur]

The english version of the quote is all over twitter - mostly by Mancs assuming Bale is coming to United.

To be fair, its seems odd that a manager would comment on another team's players (Lopetegui was in Porto in 2015)

I lean towards it being made up.

But, its still not good news for Bale, if he wants to stay in Madrid. Have to think Isco and Asensio are going to benefit from this appointment, and Bale would still be on the outside looking in.

Bale gave 100% every game he played for us. Plus the quote doesnt make sense - there are only 4 or 5 teams in La Liga that can worry Real at all, a player could definitely goof off a lot of the time. The Prem is stronger top to bottom.

 

[SpursSince1980]

The pragmatic side of me knows there's no chance. But the dreamer wants to believe that this is much further along than any of us know. The dreamer wants to believe that Bale's return has been worked on at the highest level, and with very few others involved, so as to keep it completely under wraps. The dreamer in me wants to believe that it'll be announced in mid-July. The dreamer in me wants to believe that he will be flanked by Ali and Harry the first time he runs out wearing the familiar white and navy of Spurs when we play our first game in the new stadium.

But in reality I know there's a greater possibility of Harry dropping his shorts and taking a thunderous turd on the center circle during the first game in our new digs. Followed by him shouting: 'I declare this field as my own'!

 

[Lenten]

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If Ebay did football transfers...

 

[Lighty64]

Well if Bale is okay with Kane wages and we have bid accepted then yes he's ours. However all he'd have to do is say no and then he can sign for Utd on probs close to 100k a week more.

not everyone puts money before happiness

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Just popped in to witness the hysteria and all I can say is I’m very disappointed. Where’s the stiffys and steamy showers and saying hi to one’s own little monsters? Pathetic

 

[Dougal]

Believe... I told you all!

First rule of COB club...

Don’t be a NOB*


*Naysayer Of Bale for those who missed it first time round and thought I was on the BLOB**




**Blood, Loads Of Blood!

 

[BobbySoldier]

**Blood, Loads Of Blood!

You should have that checked out. It doesn't sound healthy.

 

[shelfmonkey]

The pragmatic side of me knows there's no chance. But the dreamer wants to believe that this is much further along than any of us know. The dreamer wants to believe that Bale's return has been worked on at the highest level, and with very few others involved, so as to keep it completely under wraps. The dreamer in me wants to believe that it'll be announced in mid-July. The dreamer in me wants to believe that he will be flanked by Ali and Harry the first time he runs out wearing the familiar white and navy of Spurs when we play our first game in the new stadium.

But in reality. I know there's a greater possibility of Harry dropping his shorts and taking a thunderous turd on the center circle during the first game in our new digs. Followed by him shouting: 'I declare this field as my own'!

 

[Roynie]

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The pragmatic side of me knows there's no chance. But the dreamer wants to believe that this is much further along than any of us know. The dreamer wants to believe that Bale's return has been worked on at the highest level, and with very few others involved, so as to keep it completely under wraps. The dreamer in me wants to believe that it'll be announced in mid-July. The dreamer in me wants to believe that he will be flanked by Ali and Harry the first time he runs out wearing the familiar white and navy of Spurs when we play our first game in the new stadium.

But in reality. I know there's a greater possibility of Harry dropping his shorts and taking a thunderous turd on the center circle during the first game in our new digs. Followed by him shouting: 'I declare this field as my own'!

I was with you, until the second paragraph. Then it was just ..................................... WTF?

 

[Hakkz]

The pragmatic side of me knows there's no chance. But the dreamer wants to believe that this is much further along than any of us know. The dreamer wants to believe that Bale's return has been worked on at the highest level, and with very few others involved, so as to keep it completely under wraps. The dreamer in me wants to believe that it'll be announced in mid-July. The dreamer in me wants to believe that he will be flanked by Ali and Harry the first time he runs out wearing the familiar white and navy of Spurs when we play our first game in the new stadium.

But in reality I know there's a greater possibility of Harry dropping his shorts and taking a thunderous turd on the center circle during the first game in our new digs. Followed by him shouting: 'I declare this field as my own'!

Made me laugh out loud in the office ye bastard.

 

[Majick]

Lopetegui sacked by Spain, presumably he can get straight to work at Real...

 

[ParlyCicton]

New RM manager first day in the job will go something like this:
"Now where's that Welsh prick I gotta tell him to sling his hook elsewhere"
Optimistic I know

 

[SpartanSpur]

New RM manager first day in the job will go something like this:
"Now where's that Welsh prick I gotta tell him to sling his hook elsewhere"
Optimistic I know

If we're being optimistic he might as well send Modric back to where he came from also!

 

[ParlyCicton]

If we're being optimistic he might as well send Modric back to where he came from also!

If we are going to those levels might aswell throw isco into the mix too

 

[carpediem991]

Kane, Bale, Dele and Eriksen backed up by Son, Lamela, Moura and Grealish would be one hell of an offense.

too good to be true

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Kane, Bale, Dele and Eriksen backed up by Son, Lamela, Moura and Grealish would be one hell of an offense.

too good to be true

 

[mil1lion]

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Catfished

 

[hellava_tough]

Kane, Bale, Dele and Eriksen backed up by Son, Lamela, Moura and Grealish would be one hell of an offense.

too good to be true

Get some Leon Bailey in there as well

 

[hellava_tough]

If we're being optimistic he might as well send Modric back to where he came from also!

Twitter signing-video, with a Thin Lizzy soundtrack (The Boys are Back in Town)

Oh yeah!!