Gus Poyet Officially Confirmed

[InOffMeLeftShin]

OK. But is it me or does:

"The 39-year-old will join the Club as one of two first-team coaches alongside Marcos Alvarez, working under Head Coach Juande Ramos."

suggest that two coaches will be working alongside Alvareaz and Ramos.

Bearing in mind I've been trained to analyse the fuck out of every sentence, I maybe going too deep.

Yes, I think you are analysing the poor English too much. I would imagine it is Poyet and Alvarez as the two coaches under Juande Ramos.

 

[Tickers]

Who needs two first-team coaches anyway? Unless one of them is basically a glorified translator...

 

[Stoof]

I think that's just a badly-written sentence. Wouldn't be the first.

Yes, I think you are analysing the poor English too much. I would imagine it is Poyet and Alvarez as the two coaches under Juande Ramos.

I see. I'm not competent at Legal Drafting for nothing. :dance:

Oh wait. Yes I am. :-( :wink:

 

[Kendall]

I am above the law

 

[Flatters]

I'm not competent

Just stop right there.

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

Who needs two first-team coaches anyway? Unless one of them is basically a glorified translator...

Um, maybe one can work on our defence and another can work on our attack. Just a thought.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Some teams have more than two first team coaches. In fact quite a few do.

 

[Stoof]

Just stop right there.

You could've done so much better with that.

You could have done "I'm incontinent" - which would have been much funnier.

Anyway, back to Super Gus. Anyone remember his first goal for us? Against Derby. A chip from 30 yards. Quality.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Anyway, back to Super Gus. Anyone remember his first goal for us? Against Derby. A chip from 30 yards. Quality.

No, what happened?

Oh a rhetorical question. Very good.

Does anyone remember that header he scored? You know, with his head?

 

[Flatters]

You could've done so much better with that.

You could have done "I'm incontinent" - which would have been much funnier.

I considered editing it to "I'm impotent", but I thought I'd best not edit it at all.

 

[Northernspurs]

Leeds fans love him - in fact it's well known they put their meteoric rise this season down to Gus and not Wise

 

[Stoof]

No, what happened?

Oh a rhetorical question. Very good.

Does anyone remember that header he scored? You know, with his head?

When he knocked himself out against t'Hammers?

:wink:

It was an invitation for more Gus related reminiscing.

Poof.

 

[Gin+Tonic14]

The appointment makes sense.

 

[Flatters]

I remember when he scored the winner for us againt Portsmouth I think it was to make it 4-3. Went in off his knee.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Poof.

I haven't posted that in ages!

Now do I report the post?

 

[nicdic]

Just seen him arrive at the training ground, welcomed with a hug from Clive Allen.

 

[Flatters]

Ssn?

 

[nicdic]

Yeah sorry.

They are saying that Levy said Ramos's transfer budget will be a diluted one.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Yeah sorry.

They are saying that Levy said Ramos's transfer budget will be a diluted one.

What does that mean? It will include water? So we are going after Africans?

Spursking, your chance to shine. We need big black fellas that will play for water.

 

[nicdic]

I was hoping someone may explain to be what a "diluted transfer budget" was.