Harry Kane scores for fun

[Bobbins]

What's Danielle Lloyd up to these days?

About halfway with some League 2 journeyman I reckon.

 

[Bobbins]

One thing I really admire about Kane is how he has not ditched his childhood sweetheart for some gold-digging tart with fake tits.

I'll be honest if I was a footballer, I'd be a fucking monster. Sod sticking with a childhood sweetheart!

 

[Gbspurs]

I wonder how many on the continent call him Kar-ney, as in Sane & Mane?

Don't both Mane and Sane have an accent over the e? So until he becomes Harry Kané I think he is safe from mis-pronunciation.

 

[SlotBadger]

I'll be honest if I was a footballer, I'd be a fucking monster.

Likewise.

Instead, I'm fucking monsters.

 

[jonathanhotspur]

I'll be honest if I was a footballer, I'd be a fucking monster. Sod sticking with a childhood sweetheart!

Yeah, but the fucking tramps that are hanging off of footballers...fake tits, fake lips, fucking airheads. Might suit male bimbos. Would not suit me. You strike me as more of an intellectual than a male bimbo, @Bobbins. Are you sure about this?

Don't speak too soon, Gary Lineker waited for years.

Mid-life crisis, right?

 

[ljinko888]

Surpassed Bale for me as the better player at Spurs and the best British player currently.

 

[nailsy]

I remember at the time thinking he had potential. Good all round game but not special at anything so wouldn't hit the required level until his early to mid 20s.

Good man. Some of us had faith in him from very early on. This was from 2011.....

I'm not sure where he will be in five years, but at this stage he's clearly no Rooney, but he could have enough about him to become the next Kevin Doyle if he keeps progressing.

I'm pretty sure that he'll hit Kevin Doyles level in another season or two

 

[fortworthspur]

He needs to win trophies I agree with Neville. He just needs to win them at Spurs.

 

[Tucker]

Harry Kane makes me feel like an 8 year old watching Gazza play for Spurs, he's that good. Someone said he's surpassed Bale, I reckon he's surpassed Gazza, Klinsmann and Teddy too. He's so so good. Every time he gets the ball I think something's going to happen, something good.

I'm a grown man and he makes me feel like a little kid again.

He needs to win trophies I agree with Neville. He just needs to win them at Spurs.

He will.

 

[dudu]

Ardent, arrogant Liverpool fan today showed me the shirt he bought for his 5 year old son.

Spurs, Kane.

His boy loves us and Harry is like a God to him.

I've never felt so smug

 

[Phomesy]

To think a few seasons back, I thought the best thing he'll ever do was boot the ball into row z on 90mins when caught offside whilst beating Man U 2-1 at Old Trafford. What the fuck do I know eh?

Funnily enough the moment he did that I thought - "Alright, the kid has match awareness".

More than most of our players and coaches at the time!

 

[jonathanhotspur]

Funnily enough the moment he did that I thought - "Alright, the kid has match awareness".

More than most of our players and coaches at the time!

Did he spit on himself just after that or was that a different game?

 

[Phomesy]

Did he spit on himself just after that or was that a different game?

Same game!

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

Good man. Some of us had faith in him from very early on. This was from 2011.....



I'm pretty sure that he'll hit Kevin Doyles level in another season or two

If he can make a decent cup of tea, he might reach Mrs Doyle's level.

 

[nailsy]

If he can make a decent cup of tea, he might reach Mrs Doyle's level.

I think I've reached her level. Every time he gets the ball I'm thinking "go on, go on....."

 

[jonathanhotspur]

Roy Keane feels Kane has the potential to reach the level of Real Madrid icon Ronaldo - the top goalscorer in Champions League history.

"If he keeps improving the way he is doing, he will be up there with the Ronaldo's in another few years," the Irishman added.

"Kane is outstanding. His overall play, hold-up play and his movement, this kid is the real deal.

"He needs to be in the latter stages of the Champions League for that to happen, but the rate he is going at, barring injury, he will be up there with the best."


Read more at https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/keane-costa-a-balloon-kane-can-match-ronaldo#89Xl3DlOTYVuOAc6.99

 

[Neon_Knight_]

Kane scores 35 goals in 38 games..."not world-class"
Shevchenko scores 29 goals in 45 games...wins Ballon D'or (I won't mention his 4 goals in 30 PL games for Chelsea )

 

[Bobbins]

Yeah, but the fucking tramps that are hanging off of footballers...fake tits, fake lips, fucking airheads. Might suit male bimbos. Would not suit me. You strike me as more of an intellectual than a male bimbo, @Bobbins. Are you sure about this?


Mid-life crisis, right?

You think too highly of me, if I let go of my civilised veneer for a moment all sense of class would flee my mind.

 

[Atarrier]

I wonder how many on the continent call him Kar-ney, as in Sane & Mane?

How many people say 'Sain' or 'Main' over here?

Apart from Pleat.

Me! Bloke started talking about Mane to me yesterday and I thought he was on about Dean Marney!

 

[nasescoba1985]

Really pissed me off listening to 5live last night. They do it on talksport to. Why can't they just shut the fuck up and stop trying to palm Kane off to other clubs?. You never hear them say that about any united players: I couldn't give a fuck wether united are a bigger club. We are a club on the rise and if Kane wants to spend his whole career at the highest level with Spurs then what's the problem ? Gets on my fucking nerves