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Joey Barton

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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"A person experiencing schizophrenia may demonstrate symptoms such as disorganised thinking, auditory hallucinations, and delusions".
 

SpurSince57

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Jan 20, 2006
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The 'Amiable Newcastle funster' as The Fiver called to him.

Yes, he does come across as quite a nice guy when you hear him talk, depending on your level of immunity to the famed Scouse sense of humour. I'm sure he'll go down a storm in Strangeways.
 

yanno

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Aug 1, 2003
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I hope they have good medical care (doesn't the poor innocent darling have a broken metatarsal?) & training facilities in prison - 'cos that's where he's going...
 

SpurSince57

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Jan 20, 2006
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Well, if one of us battered a guy's face like that without provocation we wouldn't be looking at a fine and Community Service, that's for sure. Unfortunately, Barton may be seen as a 'special case' (or should that be special head case'?)
 

yanno

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Aug 1, 2003
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Since I'm allergic to Barton's "scouse humour", the only funny consequence of Joey's history of serial assaults is that Mikael Silvestre turned down a move to Newcastle because he wasn't prepared to play or even train with the scumbag.
Silvestre makes too many mistakes to be a top-class defender, but there's no doubt he'd have been an upgrade on what the Barcodes currently have.
 

TaoistMonkey

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Oct 25, 2005
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was just about to post.

he's a right gypo and thank god he's not at our club.
 

ever

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Dec 20, 2004
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hahahahaha complete tool,

hes from pretty much around the corner from my ex girlfriends shes a nutter as well
 

talkshowhost86

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Oct 2, 2004
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Glad that he's been refused bail. Not entirely surprising though as he's already on bail for another assault. Wasn't going to take much thinking from the judge to suggest he might offend again was it?
 

Babylon22

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Barton's rap sheet so far:

- December 2007: Assault & affray charge in Liverpool (remanded in custody until Jan 3rd).
- May 2007: Assault charge on Man City team mate Dabo (goes to trial Summer 2008).
- March 2007: Assault & affray charge on taxi driver in Liverpool.
- July 2005: Sent home in disgrace from Man City's pre-season tour of Asia and fined two weeks wages after attacking a 15 year old Everton fan in a hotel bar.
- December 2004: Fined 6 weeks wages by Man City after stubbing a cigar out in the eye of a Man City team mate
 

gregga

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Aug 22, 2005
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and to think that some people on here were calling for us to sign this pyscho
 

Legend10

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Jul 8, 2006
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After having an initial fight (which may or may not have been his fault) he was alledgedly caught by CCTV randomly having a pop at various people on the street.
 
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