Juande Ramos at Top Golf!

[hughy]

I believe you. <3

 

[LadieK]

Haha, mate aint letting me im afraid. Other things Ramos said;

- Spanish weather is better (obvious), but English are better people
- Likes Keano
- Said there are a few idiots at spurs, and used Bent as example. Im pretty sure my mate put the words in his mouth though as i doubt he would say this.
- Clearout in summer (expected)

Of course a top premiership manager would say that :roll:

Ask ur mate for the pics if he telling the truth :shrug:

 

[paul_1979yid]

My mate told me he saw Jessica Alba out clubbing last week. He took her home ****ed her senseless and she left him 50k to buy what ever car he wanted!!!!

He has pics of their night together but wont let me see them. I believe him though :rofl:

 

[karennina]

Why are all players and managers so forthcoming when they meet random members of the public? "Yes, Darren Bent is a tool, and we will be selling half the first team squad, so let potential buyers know will you?" I know if I was Juande Ramos I wouldn't let a spammer with a golfclub know anything that wasn't already in the papers, but maybe this is Spanish cunning at work.

 

[Chris12345]

To be fair to the guy, he said *if* this happened, that it was probably his mate putting words in his mouth... and Ramos' english is bad...

Spammer- "so Bent's shite, you be selling him then?"
Ramos- "Bent maybe hasn't had as many games as he'd like, but is an important member of the squad, but nothing is ever certain"

You could easily construct "Ramos wants Bent out" from that... I should be a journalist! (well, for the NotW or somethin)

 

[MarkTHFC9]

OI this is true its really long but my sis just told me the same story about her mate's cousin who was the spammer.

small world eh?

Certianly is, see i wasnt lying!

 

[smithym]

i beleive you hunny

 

[PantherX]

Is Top Golf a tv show about golfing a la Top Gear?

 

[smithym]

Is Top Golf a tv show about golfing a la Top Gear?

no :-|

 

[PantherX]

Is it a cartoon about golf a la Top Cat?

 

[smithym]

Is it a cartoon about golf a la Top Cat?

Yes, yes thats it.


Ppsssssst Rob, can I ban people yet please?? Go on just one person, his jokes are worse than Cosmics!!

 

[PantherX]

Thank goodness. I was afraid that it was a reality show like Top Chef.

So Juande didn't actually appear then it was only a voiceover?

 

[smithym]

Thank goodness. I was afraid that it was a reality show like Top Chef.

So Juande didn't actually appear then it was only a voiceover?

*puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALAAL I CANT HEAR YOUU!!!!!!

 

[PantherX]

*puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALAAL I CANT HEAR YOUU!!!!!!

I've generally found that if I don't want to see something. plugging my ears isn't a very effective solution.

Personally I usually cover my eyes if I wanted to avoid seeing Juande in a sequel to Top Gun for example.

 

[SNAFU_Clarke]

for the record i can believe this. the players use the gym next door for training the day after matches so ramos would probably know the facilities quite well. also for those ready to go mental at a newb, berbatov is currently residing in the flat of the golf course. the rumour is that his missus has slung him out. either way he's living there at the minute, not for the first time.

 

[paul_1979yid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWcWKS16mEg

:grin:

 

[Crow]

"Who's that new guy over there? It looks like Juande"

"By jove I think you're right"