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Laughable fellow Spurs fans at the game

NinjaTuna

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One of the highlights from Saturday for me was when going batshit after Son scored, i turned around and about 5 rows behind me were this dad and son with depressed looks on their faces, clearly Chelsea fans sat in the home end. Totally surrounded by yids jumping all over each other. The pain in their faces made it all the more sweeter for me
 

kr1978

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The Monaco game at Wembley we had some bloke behind us who pretty much the entire second half came out with
“Come on lads you’ve had your oranges”
Pretty amusing at first but started to get boring after the 20th or 30th time
 

TottenhamMattSpur

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One of the highlights from Saturday for me was when going batshit after Son scored, i turned around and about 5 rows behind me were this dad and son with depressed looks on their faces, clearly Chelsea fans sat in the home end. Totally surrounded by yids jumping all over each other. The pain in their faces made it all the more sweeter for me
Should be chucked out.

I had 2 next to me for the FA Cup Semi final. Didn't flinch for the either of our 2 goals, appeared to be holding back considerably for Chelsea's goals.
I'm sure had they celebrated they'd have been out of there ASAP.
 

Japhet

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Does anyone sit near SK Son fans? Love that whenever he does something even remotely good it cuts to a shot of the crowd where there'll either be a nervous looking young lady with a cute "Son" sign or a pair of guys who are losing their minds at how amazing he is. During the match today, just before he scored, they showed a lass with three gold balloons spelling out "SON" - it's so fucking cute.

Love the enthusiasm, he is clearly a very popular chap back home, says a lot about the man.

Harry Redknapp used to do that when Jamie was playing.
 

NickHSpurs

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I got stuck with some tourists next to me against Chelsea, spent the whole game watching it through their phone either on Facetime or recording a video... Did my head in! Thankfully I think it will be a while until tourists can get in our single tier stand, home can't come soon enough!
 

Gassin's finest

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One of the highlights from Saturday for me was when going batshit after Son scored, i turned around and about 5 rows behind me were this dad and son with depressed looks on their faces, clearly Chelsea fans sat in the home end. Totally surrounded by yids jumping all over each other. The pain in their faces made it all the more sweeter for me
Serves them right.
 

Locotoro

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Does anyone sit near SK Son fans? Love that whenever he does something even remotely good it cuts to a shot of the crowd where there'll either be a nervous looking young lady with a cute "Son" sign or a pair of guys who are losing their minds at how amazing he is. During the match today, just before he scored, they showed a lass with three gold balloons spelling out "SON" - it's so fucking cute.

Love the enthusiasm, he is clearly a very popular chap back home, says a lot about the man.
same woman showed up on tv during the Inter game when he was subbed on
 

wizgell

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Used to have a guy sit behind me who would spend all game moaning about anything and anyone that was on the pitch. He also had a habit of leaning right next to my ear and screaming aggressively at the players.
Everyone in our row used to get so wound up buy him. One time he screamed in my ear so loud, I couldn't take it. I spun round, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and told him in no uncertain terms he wouldn't be doing that again....he never did.
 

lloydi200182

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Does anyone sit near SK Son fans? Love that whenever he does something even remotely good it cuts to a shot of the crowd where there'll either be a nervous looking young lady with a cute "Son" sign or a pair of guys who are losing their minds at how amazing he is. During the match today, just before he scored, they showed a lass with three gold balloons spelling out "SON" - it's so fucking cute.

Love the enthusiasm, he is clearly a very popular chap back home, says a lot about the man.

They do a DAUGHTER version as well you know
 

TottenhamMattSpur

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Used to have a guy sit behind me who would spend all game moaning about anything and anyone that was on the pitch. He also had a habit of leaning right next to my ear and screaming aggressively at the players.
Everyone in our row used to get so wound up buy him. One time he screamed in my ear so loud, I couldn't take it. I spun round, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and told him in no uncertain terms he wouldn't be doing that again....he never did.

During one of the early Wembley CL games, I was in the middle of the top tier, you know, 87 lightyears from the pitch, and had some middle aged rude boi chav in front of me. Greasy slick hair, leather jacket, gold chain. He spent the whole match waving his arms about like he was controlling the mob, fingers pointing, standing up etc etc. He wasn't directly in front, he was 1 to the left. The chap sat next to me was also getting quite irritated by the chavviness and the fact he was blocking his view all the time. He just sat there, next to me, lifted his leg up and tantalisingly waved the sole of his shoe at said chavs back.
I would have honestly paid for the guys ticket if he did it and got ejected. The chav looked like he was out of his mind on coke tbh.
 

shelfmonkey

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Took the words right out of my mouth. The only reason I tollerate all the nobs on here is to vent in the "grinds my gears" thread cos I can't afford a therapist.

And yes, I'm a complete nob and a spurs fan

I'M A NOB!!




And so's little Joey:smug:
 

THX2208

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Just on my way back from Chelsea game.

The man two rows behind me, every time Spurs lost the ball, said something like this:

“Time to rest for me now boys! Now you need to show me! Let’s not let them back into it. Now you need to show me. Foyth - don’t do that, be better! Now you need to show me son!”

Like Spurs were the Sunday league pub team that he managed.

It was the “for me” bit that made me laugh.

And I was able to laugh because we were hammering Chelsea; probably wouldn’t have found it funny if not.

Anyway, thought I’d open the forum up to others’ experiences of right plonkers at the game.

Brilliant ?
 
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