Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

ibbz

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Thought I'd start this one off.
They are both made for each other, two cheeks of the same arse, Chelsea and Mourinho.

After the shameful negative tactics used by Mourinho on the field against Manchester Utd and bayern Munich recently, and his mocking of Spurs and the Willam signing - I think he is an even bigger c u next tuesday than I initially thought.

I had to laugh at his attempts to justify his tactics, followed by laughable delusional post match comments against Bayern.

And of course, his waving his arms around and urging on his supporters who merely clapped and waved their plastic flags around - I died of laughter.

And let's not forget Mourinho's latest chestnut concerning player transfers.


Anyway, let's laugh at Mourinho and Chelsea!
 

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Watching them lose the super cup from a winning position with one kick remaining in the game was pretty sweet - it went someway to appeasing my rage from them doing in the same to Munich 2 years ago and kicking us out the CL

Was great to see the anguish in their eyes as the ball hit Cech's net with less than seconds remaining - I knew right there they'd lose the shoot out and the only way it could have been better would have been had Terry been the fall guy to see his penalty saved

Great watching them lose last night - let's hope its the start of a horrible season and return to the club in general for Jose
 

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I hate it when people accuse referees of 'spoiling the game' by correctly sending a player off. If you think the game was spoiled, have a go at Ramires you twat.
 

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Conspiracy theory? If you play ugly, dirty, gamesmanship football, you're going to get players sent off at somepoint. No conspiracy there. Just the results of ugly, dirty, gamesmanship football.
 

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Classic post here;

lindalusardiCule05
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Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder
In order for a person to be diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) they must meet five or more of the following symptoms:
Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
Requires excessive admiration
Has a very strong sense of entitlement, e.g., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
Is exploitative of others, e.g., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
Lacks empathy, e.g., is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
Regularly shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes







and another post;AlleinAllein
31 August 2013 2:56am
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He's right. If you watch the replay of the extra time, you can see the third official whisper something to Petr Cech who then looks over to Javi Martínez and winks. When the goal was scored, Cech purposely dives too late, letting the ball in. I haven't been able to go over the footage of the penalty shootout yet but notice how Lukaku kicks it soft to Neuer's left after he'd been diving right all evening. I'm not saying it was a UEFA set up but it's a UEFA set up.
 

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Why do we have to put "lets all laugh at" before these threads? It seems to temp fate and the only ones being laughed at is us.
 

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Unfortunately they didn't seem that bothered by the Super Cup lost to be honest. Bayern hardly celebrated it too, it just doesn't seem to hold much relevance
 

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Unfortunately they didn't seem that bothered by the Super Cup lost to be honest. Bayern hardly celebrated it too, it just doesn't seem to hold much relevance
True but Chelsea fans would have been unbearable(even by their standards) if they'd won it, they'd be singing champions of europe again.
 

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Can't stand Chelsea! Never really bothered by them much until the arrival of Roman, his oil money and the spiteful Maureen.
Nightmare scenario...Chels vs. Arse Champions League Final - you have to pick a side just for that night! Who do you choose?
 

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Can't stand Chelsea! Never really bothered by them much until the arrival of Roman, his oil money and the spiteful Maureen.
Nightmare scenario...Chels vs. Arse Champions League Final - you have to pick a side just for that night! Who do you choose?

Wenger
 
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