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beats1

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Another sugar daddy would buy them. No biggie...
Only a few people could afford to and it would potentially be an £1.8b investment. Thats if the person gets £800m for the club and £1b for the stadium
 

Danners9

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John Terry could extend Aston Villa stay with deal that allows him to miss Chelsea games

John Terry is poised to sign a new 12-month deal if Aston Villa are promoted, the terms of which could include him missing games against his former club, Chelsea.

Terry has an option to extend his £80,000-a-week contract for another season should Villa beat Fulham in Saturday’s Championship play-off final, while he would rake in a £2 million promotion bonus.

The former England captain joined last summer on a free transfer, dropping down to the Championship as he was reluctant to play against Chelsea, the club he served for more than two decades. It can be revealed that if Villa are promoted then Steve Bruce, the manager, is prepared to let Terry decide whether he will face Chelsea in either league game.
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Steve Bruce said, “I’m sure he will give it a good go if we get promoted and enjoy the challenge of it. We’ll not pick him against Chelsea if that’s he wants.”
 

TheChosenOne

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John Terry could extend Aston Villa stay with deal that allows him to miss Chelsea games

John Terry is poised to sign a new 12-month deal if Aston Villa are promoted, the terms of which could include him missing games against his former club, Chelsea.

Terry has an option to extend his £80,000-a-week contract for another season should Villa beat Fulham in Saturday’s Championship play-off final, while he would rake in a £2 million promotion bonus.

The former England captain joined last summer on a free transfer, dropping down to the Championship as he was reluctant to play against Chelsea, the club he served for more than two decades. It can be revealed that if Villa are promoted then Steve Bruce, the manager, is prepared to let Terry decide whether he will face Chelsea in either league game.
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Steve Bruce said, “I’m sure he will give it a good go if we get promoted and enjoy the challenge of it. We’ll not pick him against Chelsea if that’s he wants.”


I read this article earlier today - is this actually a viable clause be it written or verbal to be put into a contract ?

He really is above himself.
 

Danners9

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I read this article earlier today - is this actually a viable clause be it written or verbal to be put into a contract ?

He really is above himself.
it's the sort of thing a child would do.

The whole story seems to be based on what Bruce said, which it looks like he volunteered (maybe as a joke!?) to convince Terry to stay should they get promoted.
 

Insomnia

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John Terry could extend Aston Villa stay with deal that allows him to miss Chelsea games

John Terry is poised to sign a new 12-month deal if Aston Villa are promoted, the terms of which could include him missing games against his former club, Chelsea.

Terry has an option to extend his £80,000-a-week contract for another season should Villa beat Fulham in Saturday’s Championship play-off final, while he would rake in a £2 million promotion bonus.

The former England captain joined last summer on a free transfer, dropping down to the Championship as he was reluctant to play against Chelsea, the club he served for more than two decades. It can be revealed that if Villa are promoted then Steve Bruce, the manager, is prepared to let Terry decide whether he will face Chelsea in either league game.
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Steve Bruce said, “I’m sure he will give it a good go if we get promoted and enjoy the challenge of it. We’ll not pick him against Chelsea if that’s he wants.”
I hope Fulham FC have read that, fucking muggy thing for plasticine nose to say on the Eve of a playoff final
 

Japhet

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John Terry could extend Aston Villa stay with deal that allows him to miss Chelsea games

John Terry is poised to sign a new 12-month deal if Aston Villa are promoted, the terms of which could include him missing games against his former club, Chelsea.

Terry has an option to extend his £80,000-a-week contract for another season should Villa beat Fulham in Saturday’s Championship play-off final, while he would rake in a £2 million promotion bonus.

The former England captain joined last summer on a free transfer, dropping down to the Championship as he was reluctant to play against Chelsea, the club he served for more than two decades. It can be revealed that if Villa are promoted then Steve Bruce, the manager, is prepared to let Terry decide whether he will face Chelsea in either league game.
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Steve Bruce said, “I’m sure he will give it a good go if we get promoted and enjoy the challenge of it. We’ll not pick him against Chelsea if that’s he wants.”


The most shocking thing about that is that Villa are paying the donkey 80k a week (30k more than we pay Alderweireld).
 

CoopsieDeadpool

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BREAKING: Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich to 'move to Israel' amid UK VISA row

CHELSEA FC owner and Russian Billionaire Roman Abramovich is to move to Israel amid a raging visa row.


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By Ben Youell / Published 28th May 2018
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After finding himself wthout a visa to Britain – Chelsea's boss took Israeli citizenship on Monday.
He is set to move to Tel Aviv after buying a property there.
One of the world's richest men – his visa is taking "longer than usual" to get renewed.
The British governemnt has declined to comment.
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/la...wner-roman-abramovich-move-israel-uk-visa-row
 

slartibartfast

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Ooooohhhh.
Very interesting.
Oh please God let him pull money out of Chelsea.
I'd luv it.
Surely if he gets cronic bum ache with the British goverment he's not gonna keep pumping money into our economy? Surely he could launder money elsewhere.
Go on, fk off. You know you want to :sneaky:
 

WorcesterTHFC

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Ooooohhhh.
Very interesting.
Oh please God let him pull money out of Chelsea.
I'd luv it.
Surely if he gets cronic bum ache with the British goverment he's not gonna keep pumping money into our economy? Surely he could launder money elsewhere.
Go on, fk off. You know you want to :sneaky:
Keegan-luv it?
 
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