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DJS

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They must be laughing their tits off. They 100% would have got rid. He was hated by their fans and the League Cup final debacle should have been seen as the end.
They've now spent the last few weeks pretending he wouldn't have got the sack so they can get money for him going, rather than paying him money.

Yep they dropped in proper lucky this time lol!
 

DJS

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Chelsea looking to about Lampard reeks of desperation, along the vein of United hiring OGS and Monaco hiring Henry.

Yep, don’t think he’s anywhere near proven enough for Chelsea job yet.

Derby have done okay but thin’k he still needs a bit more time.

Wonder if Mourinho might do a job as also seemed more right at Chelsea than Man U.

Sarri is a strange one, in one season he
  • Gets them back in the CL by finishing 3rd
  • Wins a European trophy
  • Gets to domestic final
  • Bloods quite a few young English players
  • Still despised by the fans

Wonder if Sarri would have left if Chelsea fans weren’t so negative to him - would he have been home sick anyway?

And how will Jorginho cope?? :eek::eek:
 

Krule

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For once Chelsea actually gonna get compensation for a boss rather than having to pay it lol.

Wonder if they’d have got rid if he didn’t want to leave as Chelsea fans didn’t seem too keen I feel...
They'll just have to hand it straight to Derby won't they ??
 

spursfan77

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They really are going to give it to Lampard aren’t they?

Another “proper football man”. Sky will love this, unfortunately it means more of his mate Terry on tv I suspect. Interesting he doesn’t want him back at Chelsea though with him. He probably knows he will always be looking over his shoulder if he does, Terry would do anything to be Chelsea manager I suspect.
 

Krule

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They really are going to give it to Lampard aren’t they?

Another “proper football man”. Sky will love this, unfortunately it means more of his mate Terry on tv I suspect. Interesting he doesn’t want him back at Chelsea though with him. He probably knows he will always be looking over his shoulder if he does, Terry would do anything to be Chelsea manager I suspect.
I also suspect the 'friendship' with Terry is not as strong as the media would have you believe....I think Drogba would be an excellent partner choice too.
 

aliyid

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I think Drogba would be an excellent partner choice too.
Think Drogba would be a terrible choice.

Tough to know what he’d be like as a coach but as a player he was an impressive physical presence in the big games but drifted out of the lesser games far too often.

Was typical of the Chelsea ‘1 season on 2 seasons off style’
 

Krule

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Think Drogba would be a terrible choice.

Tough to know what he’d be like as a coach but as a player he was an impressive physical presence in the big games but drifted out of the lesser games far too often.

Was typical of the Chelsea ‘1 season on 2 seasons off style’
My assessment was of him as a potential coach....he's another massive Chelsea hero and I think he'd have a positive response from the squad....totally agree with your appraisal of him as a player though.
 

jamesinashby

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This seems way too early in his managerial career. I know he'll have the fans and players on his side, but it's a risky move for him. Probably a good appointment from Chelsea's perspective if they intend to promote some of the youth team this year as he'll bring Morris with him.

I find it difficult to decide with aspiring top managers just how well their last season went. Different clubs have differ strengths in their squads, different levels of injuries and suspensions, different amounts of luck both good and bad. I didn't follow Derby too much so don't know whether he got a team punching above it's weight or should have done better with the squad he had.

Having said all that, managing Chelsea carries a lot of danger and if he does decide to go there, I would question the wisdom of it so early in his career. If things don't work out it is likely to put his career plan back. However, I understand how hard it is to decline a high profile club if one comes along.

COYS
 

ajspurs

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Sarri is a strange one, in one season he
  • Gets them back in the CL by finishing 3rd
  • Wins a European trophy
  • Gets to domestic final
  • Bloods quite a few young English players
  • Still despised by the fans

To be fair he took way too long to blood in Loftus-Cheek and Hudson-Odoi IMO and I'm still not sure he would have had the pressure not been building for him to do so but agree with the rest!
 

RichieS

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wirE

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That’s it for Sarri. CFC just announced that he is leaving and joining juventus
 

SE Spurs

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On the face of it, I think Sarri did a great job in his first season there. Surprised how much grief he got tbh.
Now it seems they're going for unproven Lampard. But I think they like the idea of bringing back Jody Morris just as much. Especially if they can't spend this summer, and are having to rely a little more on their own youth players.
 

Thewobbler

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Abramovich wants attractive football yet he obviously doesnt do his research when appointing some managers. Chelsea fans wanted sarri and his brand of football gone early doors. Yes he may have won them a trophy and got CL but do you want to go to games where it becomes a chore to watch football.
 
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