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Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

Misfit

President of The Niles Crane Fanclub
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I don't like this thread, as its only 4 games in, they have the strongest squad and one of the worlds best managers. They're not delusional like scousers, geordies or west ham fans.
Agree with you really. Chav fans are entitled ****s though.

Still, get the laughs in now boys because if Maureen has to go all Soviet team from a Disney movie and get those bastards drilled to within an inch of their lives to grind out soulless after soulless 1-0 wins for the rest of the season, that's what he'll do.

It'll make the chav CL run under RDM seem like 1970 Brazil in comparison.
 

Geyzer Soze

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Telegraph on Willian:

And just as he finally got his engine running, going past two defenders before being hauled down, a challenge which earned his marker Marcelo Diaz a yellow card, Willian was taken off by Jose Mourinho. He walked off to loud cheers of approval, milking the applause, unaware that Chelsea’s fans were simply delighted to see Mata introduced to the fray.
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Blackcanary

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Jul 15, 2012
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I know they'll probably get it right in the end...but oh boy, was last night brilliant stuff!:LOL:

In a way I understand why Mourinho is struggling because Chelsea have been buying up players for a system and style completely alien to what he wants. It's like trying to make a roast dinner with the ingredients for a trifle.
 

Japhet

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I'm actually quite worried for Mourinho and Chelsea. If they crash they might never recover.

Only joking!!!!! Can't wait to get at them now and I hope Mourinho gets his arrogance shoved straight up his arse.
 

Misfit

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Didn't see the game and always thought £30m was too much for Willian. I'd still love to see Lamela and Willian flanking Bobby with Eriksen playing just behind them at AM though.

Er-mah-gerd...
 

Wardy

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Didn't see the game and always thought £30m was too much for Willian. I'd still love to see Lamela and Willian flanking Bobby with Eriksen playing just behind them at AM though.

Er-mah-gerd...


How much would you pay to see Lamela nutmeg Willian :D
 

Misfit

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How much would you pay to see Lamela nutmeg Willian :D
Heh. Have a feeling we might see that rather soon. Lamela was the uber-signing this summer. Maybe not the most important in terms of the team functioning but fuck me, when we, and I was at the front throwing around this masturbatory fantasy with the best of them, mentioned Lamela a few months back I never really thought we'd actually be able to sign him.

Proper FM/FIFA summer window this was.
 

Wardy

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Heh. Have a feeling we might see that rather soon. Lamela was the uber-signing this summer. Maybe not the most important in terms of the team functioning but fuck me, when we, and I was at the front throwing around this masturbatory fantasy with the best of them, mentioned Lamela a few months back I never really thought we'd actually be able to sign him.

Proper FM/FIFA summer window this was.


Yeh it's definitely a football manager dream team! It still hasn't really sunk it, because all the players are yet to play together. Next year when everyone's settled in, we could potentially smash the league up
 

GMI

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I can't laugh at them. I'm too busy ignoring them. Not even a real team.
I kind of adopt this attitude with both Chelsea* and Man City*. I append them with an asterix to indicate they are a doped club and don't really count. I enjoy the rivalry with Ars**al and begrudingly respect them. Chelsea and Man City are no longer the same clubs as they were pre-doping. I even have a couple of City fans I know who have completly lost interest in their team now. Bottom line is I am proud of Spurs and how we roll!
 

ibbz

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm loving this. Did you see Abrahmovic's face? he was VEXED!! another couple of mediocre results or losses and I think Moreen's a goner!
 

Legend10

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm loving this. Did you see Abrahmovic's face? he was VEXED!! another couple of mediocre results or losses and I think Moreen's a goner!


That prick Abramovich just looks like a dopey goofy ****!
 

Hoopspur

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Quoted elsewhere "Chelsea get their defence of the Europa league off to a good start" ;)
 
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