Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[jonathanhotspur]

Don't rule out Harry Redknapp getting a caretaker gig until the end of the season.

 

[Metalhead]

Don't rule out Harry Redknapp getting a caretaker gig until the end of the season.

Isn't he supposed to be waiting in the wings for the Bournemouth job? He wasn't mad enough to put himself in the frame for the villa job i notice.

 

[jonathanhotspur]

Isn't he supposed to be waiting in the wings for the Bournemouth job? He wasn't mad enough to put himself in the frame for the villa job i notice.

I don't think Harry would fancy a project like Bournemouth's. I think he's pissed off he wasn't in the frame for the Liverpool job.

And as much as I bloody hated Harry, I think it would be really entertaining to see him manage a club with such a high profile as Chelsea's. The media would be high as kites with excitement.

 

[Lufti]

What shift lol

They've been playing half hearted and looking like they can't be asked, yesterday against Liverpool a poster on here said it looked exactly like Ramos' last day with us where players just gave up, so true.

Agreed. Sorry @thinktank but you're way off here mate, you think that's Hazard putting in a shift?

P.s. It's can't be arsed - no?

 

[Dirty Ewok]

Isn't he supposed to be waiting in the wings for the Bournemouth job? He wasn't mad enough to put himself in the frame for the villa job i notice.

I think 'Arry wants a "prestige" job, Liverpool would have been up his alley, Chelsea fits the bill....not sure he fancies taking squad buried at the bottom of the table and unlikely to fund him bringing in his guys.

Plus i am not sure waiting for a shot at Bournemouth would suit him since I am not sure that Eddie Howe is going to get run out of town for all that much.

The club an supporters all knew the club was going to need a miracle to be anything other than bottom of the barrel and with the fact that Howe has overseen pretty much all of their success i think he has a fair amount of leeway there.

 

[Metalhead]

I don't think Harry would fancy a project like Bournemouth's. I think he's pissed off he wasn't in the frame for the Liverpool job.

And as much as I bloody hated Harry, I think it would be really entertaining to see him manage a club with such a high profile as Chelsea's. The media would be high as kites with excitement.

Bloody hell, the media would be loving that. It would be, in Harry's favoured terminology " 'triffic' "

 

[Metalhead]

I think 'Arry wants a "prestige" job, Liverpool would have been up his alley, Chelsea fits the bill....not sure he fancies taking squad buried at the bottom of the table and unlikely to fund him bringing in his guys.

Plus i am not sure waiting for a shot at Bournemouth would suit him since I am not sure that Eddie Howe is going to get run out of town for all that much.

The club an supporters all knew the club was going to need a miracle to be anything other than bottom of the barrel and with the fact that Howe has overseen pretty much all of their success i think he has a fair amount of leeway there.

You're right on both counts. For one thing, Bournemouth still have every chance of staying up and so why would they get rid of a coach with as much talent as Eddie Howe?

 

[thinktank]

Agreed. Sorry @thinktank but you're way off here mate, you think that's Hazard putting in a shift?

P.s. It's can't be arsed - no?

I think hazard is the exception.

 

[jonathanhotspur]

I think 'Arry wants a "prestige" job, Liverpool would have been up his alley, Chelsea fits the bill....not sure he fancies taking squad buried at the bottom of the table and unlikely to fund him bringing in his guys.

Plus i am not sure waiting for a shot at Bournemouth would suit him since I am not sure that Eddie Howe is going to get run out of town for all that much.

The club an supporters all knew the club was going to need a miracle to be anything other than bottom of the barrel and with the fact that Howe has overseen pretty much all of their success i think he has a fair amount of leeway there.

A "prestige" job. Yes, that's exactly what I was trying to say. To me, Harry looks bitter that he has been overlooked for big jobs. He's gone balls out to increase his visibility of late.

 

[RichieS]

Agreed. Sorry @thinktank but you're way off here mate, you think that's Hazard putting in a shift?

P.s. It's can't be arsed - no?

It is actually "can't be asked" but it has mutated/evolved into "can't be arsed" in spoken language.

 

[Spurger King]

It is actually "can't be asked" but it has mutated/evolved into "can't be arsed" in spoken language.

You sure about that?

 

[RichieS]

You sure about that?

Fairly.

Edit: But a quick Google is inconclusive.

 

[Spurger King]

Fairly.

Not doubting it. Just seems a bit strange. The locals here in Bristol say it all the time, but I just assumed it was the usual Bristolian inability to speak properly.

 

[beats1]

If they do sack him do they go for simeone now or a caretaker till next summer and get pep?

Simeone is incredibly loyal so I can't see him leaving during the season

 

[Shadydan]

I think hazard is the exception.

Fabregas, Matic, Oscar...

Also I don't think Chelsea will sack him, I think they'll have a massive clear out in the summer though

 

[beats1]

Agreed. Sorry @thinktank but you're way off here mate, you think that's Hazard putting in a shift?

P.s. It's can't be arsed - no?

Actually he has definitely been even more lazy than usual. Last season he barely running back, this season its like he is refusing to run back.

Hence why Mourinho played him off Costa yesterday

Fabregas, Matic, Oscar...

Also I don't think Chelsea will sack him, I think they'll have a massive clear out in the summer though

Oscar imo has been tracking back(more than the others anyway) and yesterday made 2 important challenges or Liverpool would have been through

His problem seems to be that Mourinho doesn't rate him. If you look at the Oscar that was there the first season and the Oscar now, you would think he has gone backwards a bit

 

[thinktank]

Fabregas, Matic, Oscar...

Also I don't think Chelsea will sack him, I think they'll have a massive clear out in the summer though

I think confidence is the main problem (for whatever reason). Don't see it's lack of belief in Moaninho. I haven't seen the effort level of their team drop enough to make me think that. Not convinced of that yet.

 

[Xeeleeyid]

You're right on both counts. For one thing, Bournemouth still have every chance of staying up and so why would they get rid of a coach with as much talent as Eddie Howe?

Yeah getting rid of Howe would remind me of Charlton getting rid of Curbishley after a few seasons in the PL because they thought "he'd taken them as far as he could", then getting relegated and probably thinking "oh fu** actually he was working a minor miracle just to keep us up there".

 

[Misfit]

I've never heard someone say "can't be asked" in my life. "Can't be arsed" is the only way I've heard it through my 30 odd years.

 

[slartibartfast]

Nah, for me the main problem is their fear of defending. I don't see general resignation.

General Resignation