Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

Metalhead

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Yeah getting rid of Howe would remind me of Charlton getting rid of Curbishley after a few seasons in the PL because they thought "he'd taken them as far as he could", then getting relegated and probably thinking "oh fu** actually he was working a minor miracle just to keep us up there".
Wow was that ever a mistake.
 

beats1

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I wish the home game was at the end of the season and they were still 15th-ish, I would take a trumpet to WHL and play the liquidator(chelsea's intro music) and shout championship at the end of the riff
 

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I wish the home game was at the end of the season and they were still 15th-ish, I would take a trumpet to WHL and play the liquidator(chelsea's intro music) and shout championship at the end of the riff
Testament to their Skinhead racist past.
 

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Riggi you need to get a copy of "Tighten Up Vol 2".... wear yer Ben Sherman, Harrigton Jacket, bovver boots, Sta Pressed Trousers with braces and away you go.
 

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Riggi you need to get a copy of "Tighten Up Vol 2".... wear yer Ben Sherman, Harrigton Jacket, bovver boots, Sta Pressed Trousers with braces and away you go.
Its funny. I got a buzz cut summer before last. I wore a check ben Sherman shirt to work and my cream Harrington jacket. I then looked in the mirror and thought I looked too Chelsea.
 

michaelden

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I've never heard someone say "can't be asked" in my life. "Can't be arsed" is the only way I've heard it through my 30 odd years.
I've seen both , heard both, said both

and Chelsea couldn't be arsed to try harder as they couldn't be asked to play for Mourinho anymore :whistle::pompous:
 

michaelden

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Chelsea striker Diego Costa could be banned for four matches after appearing to kick out at Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel in Saturday's 3-1 defeat at Stamford Bridge.(ESPN)

But another report claims Costa will not be punished as the FA is satisfied the incident does not warrant further action.(Daily Mail)

weeellll now... seems innocuous enough :whistle: and he's a nice lad apparently :cautious:
 

nailsy

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There were rumours before the season that Jose and Terry were no longer in speaking terms. Since then he's lost his first choice keeper, he's probably lost the Faith of his star player over the Dr fiasco, he's subbed Matic after bringing him on as a sub and Fabregas has lost all form. He's also lost Drogba from the dressing room and his pre season seems to have backfired in spectacular fashion. The whole thing is an absolute mess.
 

Shanks

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There were rumours before the season that Jose and Terry were no longer in speaking terms. Since then he's lost his first choice keeper, he's probably lost the Faith of his star player over the Dr fiasco, he's subbed Matic after bringing him on as a sub and Fabregas has lost all form. He's also lost Drogba from the dressing room and his pre season seems to have backfired in spectacular fashion. The whole thing is an absolute mess.
Even worse than that I'd say.

I heard something from one of the youth coaches at Chelsea at the weekend, in terms of whats going on behind the scenes.

It isn't one person that doesn't want to win for Jose, but more like 5/6 first teamers are all in the same boat.

Now, whilst this sounds like something from eastenders, or even worse, by all accounts the doctor that got the sack had been having 'relations' with quite a few of the players, apparently 5 or 6 first teamers.

Now, I'm not sure what relations these were, maybe happy endings off the back of the treatment table, but either way, the players are making a stand against Jose and are throwing things away, or in essence not trying.

Maybe that was the reason for getting rid of the doc in the first place...

Still, I'll be having a giggle and I just hope the rot is still there for the 29th of this Month!
 
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