Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[Danners9]

Even worse than that I'd say.

I heard something from one of the youth coaches at Chelsea at the weekend, in terms of whats going on behind the scenes.

It isn't one person that doesn't want to win for Jose, but more like 5/6 first teamers are all in the same boat.

Now, whilst this sounds like something from eastenders, or even worse, by all accounts the doctor that got the sack had been having 'relations' with quite a few of the players, apparently 5 or 6 first teamers.

Now, I'm not sure what relations these were, maybe happy endings off the back of the treatment table, but either way, the players are making a stand against Jose and are throwing things away, or in essence not trying.

Maybe that was the reason for getting rid of the doc in the first place...

Still, I'll be having a giggle and I just hope the rot is still there for the 29th of this Month!

I would be amazed if this is actually true. She's pursuing constructive dismissal for a start, and having relations with patients is not allowed so any tribunal or medical board decision would go against her and her licence would be revoked. Then the players being pissed off because the woman they were had all had an affair with at some point or another got fired.. you'd think this might be a blessing, saves them having to deal with her every day!

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p036wqry

Could this be the beginning of the end?

 

[robbiedee]

Has it been leaked yet, who this player is who has said this??? Surely only a matter of time???

 

[nailsy]

Has it been leaked yet, who this player is who has said this??? Surely only a matter of time???

I'd guess Hazard. The Dr was sacked because she rushed on to treat him. He's probably not too happy about that and his performances have been way off compared to last season.

 

[kaz Hirai]

I would be amazed if this is actually true. She's pursuing constructive dismissal for a start, and having relations with patients is not allowed so any tribunal or medical board decision would go against her and her licence would be revoked. Then the players being pissed off because the woman they were had all had an affair with at some point or another got fired.. you'd think this might be a blessing, saves them having to deal with her every day!

Agree, more likely that the players were friends with her and the treatment she received from Jose just made them look at him in a new light.

Chivalry can be strong in men

 

[spursfan77]

Even worse than that I'd say.

I heard something from one of the youth coaches at Chelsea at the weekend, in terms of whats going on behind the scenes.

It isn't one person that doesn't want to win for Jose, but more like 5/6 first teamers are all in the same boat.

Now, whilst this sounds like something from eastenders, or even worse, by all accounts the doctor that got the sack had been having 'relations' with quite a few of the players, apparently 5 or 6 first teamers.

Now, I'm not sure what relations these were, maybe happy endings off the back of the treatment table, but either way, the players are making a stand against Jose and are throwing things away, or in essence not trying.

Maybe that was the reason for getting rid of the doc in the first place...

Still, I'll be having a giggle and I just hope the rot is still there for the 29th of this Month!

I have occasionally thought that they were looking for an excuse to get rid of the doctor since this has all unraveled. Why else take such a strong stance against her.

 

[Shanks]

Agree, more likely that the players were friends with her and the treatment she received from Jose just made them luck at him in a new light.

Chivalry can be strong in men

I'd say this is more likely the situation than her banging most of the first team!

 

[michaelden]

Has it been leaked yet, who this player is who has said this??? Surely only a matter of time???

BBC Gossip suggesting its Ramieres

 

[Chris12]

Whilst I dislike Mourinho very much and he deserves all the blame coming to him, I can't help but think the actual Chelsea players are getting off a bit lightly and should be getting blamed a lot more.

This is a club whose players are so high maintenance and have the same mentality as Mourinho - "it's not my fault". Of course they'll start to try and put the blame at the managers feet as they did for AVB and Benitez because the older group in the squad can't handle criticism like that walking dildo John Terry. The club is just rotten to the core and has no one ready to take responsibility for the shit they are in.

Hope they get relegated, sold by Abromovich and go into Administration. Awful club, awful players, awful managers and awful fans (bar my dad).

 

[tototoner]

I'd guess Hazard. The Dr was sacked because she rushed on to treat him. He's probably not too happy about that and his performances have been way off compared to last season.

I would guess Hazard

 

[tototoner]

BBC Gossip suggesting its Ramieres

From today's express

Ramires insists Chelsea's players are fighting for Mourinho on the pitch despite claims that he has lost the dressing room.

"We try to help him [Mourinho] on the pitch, we couldn't help him on Saturday but we will try every match to win because this is a group and a team and if we lose, Jose loses as well so we are all together," the Brazilian added.

"We need to play like we played before to win the games"

 

[michaelden]

From today's express

Ramires insists Chelsea's players are fighting for Mourinho on the pitch despite claims that he has lost the dressing room.

"We try to help him [Mourinho] on the pitch, we couldn't help him on Saturday but we will try every match to win because this is a group and a team and if we lose, Jose loses as well so we are all together," the Brazilian added.

"We need to play like we played before to win the games"

dammit, brain wires crossed. I thought it said he wasn't keen on running for him.

 

[Danners9]

http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football...p-to-stoke-win-or-lose_sto4975220/story.shtml

It is no longer a question of if Jose Mourinho leaves the fallen Premier League champions, but when. This is a manager who doesn't know how to win a relegation scrap but is suddenly facing one after Saturday's 3-1 loss to Liverpool, writes resident Chelsea expert Dan Levene.

It's all over for Jose Mourinho at Chelsea, bar the shouting.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

I have zero sympathy for this club and love watching them implode.

Karma of the highest order.

 

[Shanks]

Just out luck to play yet another team, whose new managers first game is against us...

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Chivalry can be strong in men

So can the horn

But yeah, I also think its had an effect.

 

[Dirty Ewok]

Whilst I dislike Mourinho very much and he deserves all the blame coming to him, I can't help but think the actual Chelsea players are getting off a bit lightly and should be getting blamed a lot more.

This is a club whose players are so high maintenance and have the same mentality as Mourinho - "it's not my fault". Of course they'll start to try and put the blame at the managers feet as they did for AVB and Benitez because the older group in the squad can't handle criticism like that walking dildo John Terry. The club is just rotten to the core and has no one ready to take responsibility for the shit they are in.

Hope they get relegated, sold by Abromovich and go into Administration. Awful club, awful players, awful managers and awful fans (bar my dad).

The players at Chelsea are the stereotypical "modern" footballers that are treated as precious snowflakes that can do no wrong.

It was the case when Mou got fired the first time. It was the same under Scolari. When Wilkins was sacked under Ancellotti the players pitched a fit and Carlo got run out the door. AVB was tasked with "clearing the decks" of the ageing players who were wielding too much power only for them to turn on him and lead, in part, to his demise. This time around Mou tried to engage with the players controlling the locker room but it looks like now he is losing the clubhouse again to players who carry too much power.

I love watching the club unravel and spiral into a shit-storm and Mou certainly carries a huge amount of responsibility, but that clubhouse is toxic and accelerating the whole process.

 

[onthetwo]

Even worse than that I'd say.

I heard something from one of the youth coaches at Chelsea at the weekend, in terms of whats going on behind the scenes.

It isn't one person that doesn't want to win for Jose, but more like 5/6 first teamers are all in the same boat.

Now, whilst this sounds like something from eastenders, or even worse, by all accounts the doctor that got the sack had been having 'relations' with quite a few of the players, apparently 5 or 6 first teamers.

Now, I'm not sure what relations these were, maybe happy endings off the back of the treatment table, but either way, the players are making a stand against Jose and are throwing things away, or in essence not trying.

Maybe that was the reason for getting rid of the doc in the first place...

Still, I'll be having a giggle and I just hope the rot is still there for the 29th of this Month!

I heard the same from someone (who isnt even interested in football) but has some connection to the club through his business.

 

[Danners9]

http://www.theguardian.com/football...sea-eva-carneiro-legal-claim?CMP=share_btn_tw

she is also filing a case against Mourinho individually.

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

Agree, more likely that the players were friends with her and the treatment she received from Jose just made them look at him in a new light.

Chivalry can be strong in men

Chivalry.............. Chelsea.................