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spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005
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I’ve always thought their stadium plans were just dick measuring bullshit.

Everyone else getting one around them, sugar daddy feels left out.

They’ll struggle to fill it if it ever gets built. Good luck in that area too! You think we had trouble with our neighbours!!!

They won't struggle it full it. The majority of kids in south west London seem to support them. They have school football programmes in schools and outside during the holidays indoctrinating all the poor little shits in the area into supporting them. It's the stuff of nightmares.
 

michaelden

Knight of the Fat Fanny
Aug 13, 2004
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The school programmes extend to us by Heathrow. It's a great idea to build a huge future fan base.

Love that 3 kids still wear Spurs kit to the sessions at my step-daughters school. Little Yiddos!!!
 

Dirty Ewok

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WorcesterTHFC

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Chelsea just do not bother me.
To me they are still the second division side that brightened up Sundays on the Big Match.
Butch Wilkins, 6 inches of mud, jumpers for goalposts...

When the Ruskies get bored, then they'll return back to the championship.
When the Russkies get bored, somebody else with more money than sense will buy that cesspit of a club and pump gazillions into the budget to buy and pay players (far more than they need, of course), so they won't be anywhere near relegation for the foreseeable future. If only Ken Bates had allowed the club to die about 35 years ago. That would have done society a big favour.
 

riggi

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When the Russkies get bored, somebody else with more money than sense will buy that cesspit of a club and pump gazillions into the budget to buy and pay players (far more than they need, of course), so they won't be anywhere near relegation for the foreseeable future. If only Ken Bates had allowed the club to die about 35 years ago. That would have done society a big favour.

Heard that for about 10 years.
 

coys200

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Wonder what Roman is thinking seeing City right now. He knows he can’t compete financially, wonder if he might think ok I’ve had my fun. New stadium won’t be ready for 7 years do I really want to hang around for that. They think they are now self sufficient and could survive without him. Ultimately they have a 40k stadium. If he left tomorrow I think they’d be behind us. It’s actually interesting when you look at all the top clubs . Owners may think what’s the point spending £200m as we can’t touch city anyway. In someways it doesn’t really affect us as we have a £0 net spend and basically use our moneyball to operate. But you could seriously see the likes of Liverpool Chelsea owners getting a bit disillusioned.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Chelsea's away support has gotta be the most thick and ignorant group of people ever assembled....complete and utter pond life.
I imagine most of them still point to the sky when they see an aeroplane.
 

Japhet

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Chelsea's away support has gotta be the most thick and ignorant group of people ever assembled....complete and utter pond life.
I imagine most of them still point to the sky when they see an aeroplane.


Only half of them. The others are still wondering why their shoes are always covered in dribble.
 

Insomnia

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Jan 18, 2006
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Chelsea's away support has gotta be the most thick and ignorant group of people ever assembled....complete and utter pond life.
I imagine most of them still point to the sky when they see an aeroplane.
I still do to be honest
 
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