Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[VegasII]

Keegan-luv it?

 

[slartibartfast]

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Im tellin you now,

if he fks off,

l'll luv it.

Luv it

 

[spursfan77]

Surely now it means he can just visit the country as an Israeli citizen and it won’t effect him at all now?

 

[slartibartfast]

Surely now it means he can just visit the country as an Israeli citizen and it won’t effect him at all now?

No idea but I shouldn't think he's too happy about it.

 

[tiger666]

Surely now it means he can just visit the country as an Israeli citizen and it won’t effect him at all now?

He can with an Israeli passport yes.

 

[spursfan77]

He can with an Israeli passport yes.

Doubt the government will be too happy about that if they are trying to make it hard for him to return.

 

[Col_M]

He can with an Israeli passport yes.

But but Boris is trying to make it hard for Russian Oligarchs so does this mean he gets a free pass to continue to spend ?

 

[tiger666]

But but Boris is trying to make it hard for Russian Oligarchs so does this mean he gets a free pass to continue to spend ?

As far as I'm aware, with an Israeli passport he can enter the country but can't stay for any length of time and "do work" as it were. I'm no expert though.

 

[mill]

Saying on the radio this morning he can stay in Britain for six months on an Israeli passport

 

['O Zio]

As @tiger666 says, I'm pretty sure he can visit the country for up to 6 months each year but only as a tourist etc. If he wants to work while he's here he needs to apply for a different visa I think. I suppose it depends on whether attending board meetings at Chelsea etc. counts as working. I would think it does.

 

[Lilbaz]

As an israeli citizen does he have to do national service? Will he get called up if they fight iran? Will he have to fight russian troops?

I'm guessing the answer is no but i would laugh.

 

[sebo_sek]

BREAKING: Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich to 'move to Israel' amid UK VISA row

CHELSEA FC owner and Russian Billionaire Roman Abramovich is to move to Israel amid a raging visa row.

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By Ben Youell / Published 28th May 2018

DS
After finding himself wthout a visa to Britain – Chelsea's boss took Israeli citizenship on Monday.
He is set to move to Tel Aviv after buying a property there.
One of the world's richest men – his visa is taking "longer than usual" to get renewed.
The British governemnt has declined to comment.
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/la...wner-roman-abramovich-move-israel-uk-visa-row

Surprise surprise

 

[riggi]

As an israeli citizen does he have to do national service? Will he get called up if they fight iran? Will he have to fight russian troops?

I'm guessing the answer is no but i would laugh.

Actually I believe he does. Of course it will come down to him just doing some charity work with the IDF or something.

 

[riggi]

He owns a fair bit in tel aviv. He played this one well.

 

[VegasII]

He'll go the same way as Ace Rothstein and end up juggling on television.

 

[TheBlueRooster]

He owns a fair bit in tel aviv. He played this one well.

Is this the same Tel Aviv that some Chelsea players refused to play in as it was considered dangerous. How ironic.

 

[riggi]

Is this the same Tel Aviv that some Chelsea players refused to play in as it was considered dangerous. How ironic.

Did they? ? If you call dangerous being pulled into a dance off by two gay gentlemen, they Ye ?.

 

[TheBlueRooster]

Did they? ? If you call dangerous being pulled into a dance off by two gay gentlemen, they Ye ?.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/1573919.stm

It was a fair old time ago but I remember it.

 

[riggi]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/1573919.stm

It was a fair old time ago but I remember it.

2001 was not a safe time to be in Israel to be fair.

 

[EighteenEightyTwo]

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Im tellin you now,

if he fks off,

l'll luv it.

Luv it

"He's gotta go to the Home Office and get something!"