Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

Discussion in 'General Football' started by OmarsComing, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. Bobbins

    Bobbins SC's 14th Sexiest Male 2008

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    This thread seems like the right place for this classic story from the "self-pity city":

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

     
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  2. spurs mental

    spurs mental Well-Known Member

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    They're going on about Sunday more than they did about 5 tiiiimmmmesssssssssss
     
  3. Dundalk_Spur

    Dundalk_Spur The only Spur in the village

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    They tried but Manchester was full.
     
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  4. spursfan77

    spursfan77 Well-Known Member

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    We really need a head shaking rating for these posts in this thread. Liverpool fans are a special breed
     
  5. spursfan77

    spursfan77 Well-Known Member

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    They are going through the Liverpool signings from Southampton on SSN now. Not sounding like they've been a rousing success so far according to the "experts" on there. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  6. wishkah

    wishkah Well-Known Member

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    good article on the beeb about Mo Salah (do do do doo Mane mane).

    best part is this table (will remove if copyright stuff - all credit to BBC)

    When speaking to the pool fans at work today it's like, "yeah mate, obviously a great player, any player who comes close to Harry Kane is a great player"......hehehehe

    League......and how it compares to the best
    Goals: 21Second to Harry Kane (22)
    Total shots (including blocked): 100Second to Harry Kane (146)
    Shots on target: 48Second to Harry Kane (60)
    Left-footed goals: 18Top
    Two or more goals in a game: 5 timesSecond to Harry Kane (6)
    Minutes per goal: 92.71Fourth (but top excluding players who have only scored once)
    Assists: 6Joint ninth (Kevin de Bruyne top with 11)
    Chances created: 4114th (Kevin de Bruyne top with 78)
    Dribbles completed: 63Joint third (Eden Hazard top with 11)
    Touches in opposition box: 185
    Second to Raheem Sterling (190)





     
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  7. sebo_sek

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    The Satanic page of the thread...
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    So a rehash of the past: Steven "The Devil" French at Anfield.
     
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  8. Tucker

    Tucker Caaaaaarl!

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    I wouldn’t call it a “good article” it was the usual Liverpool bum licking from McNulty. Anyone would think Salah was the second coming of Christ reading that...except he’s second in every stat that counts.
     
  9. IGSpur

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    Read an article by Mark Schwarzer who basically said, there are loads of pundits who know nothing about goalkeeping and but as their pundits feel they have to give their 2 cents. But openly admit to Schwarzer they don't know what they're talking about.
     
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  10. spurs mental

    spurs mental Well-Known Member

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    5 tiiimmmeessssss. They always manage to get it in somewhere
     
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  11. 'O Zio

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    Agree with him there. There are almost no pundits who are ex GKs and yet they are all more than happy to shoot their mouth off about keeping errors when they don't really have a clue. It's always fascinating when they do have a proper keeper on because they give an insight that normal pundits just can't begin to.
     
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  12. robbiedee

    robbiedee Mama said knock you out

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    Spurs fan comedian Rhys James goes up against Lawro in this weeks predictions...here’s what he said about Southampton v Liverpool...

    Rhys' prediction: This is a peek into the future for the Southampton players - this is Liverpool juniors versus Liverpool, or dads v lads. Whoever scores for Southampton will be playing for Liverpool in 12 months time. 1-3

    :ROFLMAO: He ain’t wrong!
     
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  13. chinaman

    chinaman Well-Known Member

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    Hope So'ton beat them tomorrow.
     
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  14. lennon180

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    Just saw this and genuinely laughed out loud, nowhere else to put it so it’s going here. Comes from the Liverpool Echo. What the deal hinges on it doesn’t say. I LOVE how they could sign him though. 4B185290-41B9-4CF9-9BCF-19B20AE33288.png
     
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  15. mark_2017

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    https://www.express.co.uk/sport/foo...tenham-Christian-Eriksen-transfer-news-gossip

    Says deal hinges on if we don't qualify for CL and they do. It's the Liverpool Echo originally reporting it so of course it's coming up with bollocks like this.
     
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  16. spurs mental

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    I had a Liverpool fan today tell me that the golden boot should be awarded for the most games scored in rather than the most goals.
     
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  17. Gb160

    Gb160 Aggressivity

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    So a bloke who scores 5 in 5 would win the golden boot over someone who's scored 20 in 4?
    Makes sense.
    #scouselogic
     
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    spurs mental Well-Known Member

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    Not only that but the same fella told me that it's not fair that assists aren't included in the golden boot as well. They will literally clutch to anything
     
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  19. mark_2017

    mark_2017 Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha I like this guy, any chance you can get him signed up to SC? He'll provide some comedy gold.
     
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  20. spurs mental

    spurs mental Well-Known Member

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    I will continue to update this thread with his analysis and thoughts on football
     
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