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thinktank

Hmmm...
Sep 28, 2004
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I would keegan love it if they got absolutely battered and made to look like little boys. I'm talking 4/5 - 0.

RM to get the first goal and they shit it and crumble.

Would really be magical.
 

E17yid

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Jan 21, 2013
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Dream scenario for me would be Liverpool being 4-0 up at HT and lose 5-4 with Bale winning 5 pens with the biggest, most blatant dives you’ve ever seen.
 

Ghost Hardware

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Salah is not going to leave after 1 season, Madrid want Neymar first and if not Hazard and Barca want Griezmann. Nobody is going to fork out for Salah after 1 good season, he will likely cost over 100 mil at this point. Beyond that PSG don’t have the cash and City are going for Mahrez. Nobody else can afford him. I would love him to leave but he will be there for at least another season. What ever he does or doesn’t do in the final will have no barring on any transfer.
 

whitesocks

The past means nothing. This is a message for life
Jan 16, 2014
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:(Such a sad world nowadays, probably because of social media, everyone seemingly hating other teams because of their supporters. I can remember when I used to cheer on any English teams in European competitions. We used to have all the fighting and such like at matches but when it came to competitions I'd always support the English team.
Nowadays I'm the same as most and only want to see them lose.:whistle:
Sad world:(
Which English players am I meant to be supporting? Milner? Henderson? Dull defensive workhorses!
And why should I feel any kind of national allegiance here, to basically a foreign team, owned by a foreign millionaire, managed by a foreigner? I may as well pick Real Madrid.

I'd support another prem team (xpt arse obviously) with a core of British players in the CL, but it doesn't happen very often.

So I am indifferent to the eventual winners of the game as I would be if Real were playing PSG instead.
I'm afraid you have been fooled by all the media hype.
This final sadly has nothing to do with us.
 

etchedchaos

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Jun 1, 2006
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Klopp's as bad as RAWK now.

"Nobody expected us to be here, but we are because we are Liverpool," said Klopp.

What a delusional and arrogant statement, they made the final because they are Liverpool, ugh, I hope Real put 10 past them.
 

riggi

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I would keegan love it if they got absolutely battered and made to look like little boys. I'm talking 4/5 - 0.

RM to get the first goal and they shit it and crumble.

Would really be magical.

That or last minute heartbreak?
 

ohtottenham!

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Aug 15, 2013
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:(Such a sad world nowadays, probably because of social media, everyone seemingly hating other teams because of their supporters. I can remember when I used to cheer on any English teams in European competitions. We used to have all the fighting and such like at matches but when it came to competitions I'd always support the English team.
Nowadays I'm the same as most and only want to see them lose.:whistle:
Sad world:(
Don't think it's a sad world. It's just changed. I'm probably of the same generation as you, so I agree with your point about the old days. But these days, why stick to blind national loyalty in football? Especially club football. Our grandkids look at it an entirely different way.

I'm happily cheering for Real tomorrow. If it were United, City, or Arsenal, yes even Arsenal, instead of Liverpool, I'd probably be rooting for them instead.

Any team playing against Chelsea or Liverpool in a cup knockout has my support.
 

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
Aug 3, 2011
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Salah is not going to leave after 1 season, Madrid want Neymar first and if not Hazard and Barca want Griezmann. Nobody is going to fork out for Salah after 1 good season, he will likely cost over 100 mil at this point. Beyond that PSG don’t have the cash and City are going for Mahrez. Nobody else can afford him. I would love him to leave but he will be there for at least another season. What ever he does or doesn’t do in the final will have no barring on any transfer.

Agree with u... But I think Madrid might make a late grab for him after the WC. I don't see Neymar leaving PSG just yet, think he will want to give it another go at winning the CL with them. He is their main man now and will be different winning it under team Ronaldo. I also suspect Hazard might stay if Chelsea ditch conte. So it might come down to Mo being madrids "marquee" signing.

Anyway they seem to be back to chasing Lanzini. Time for West Ham fans to have a melt down
 

Metalhead

But that's a debate for another thread.....
Nov 24, 2013
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Don't think it's a sad world. It's just changed. I'm probably of the same generation as you, so I agree with your point about the old days. But these days, why stick to blind national loyalty in football? Especially club football. Our grandkids look at it an entirely different way.

I'm happily cheering for Real tomorrow. If it were United, City, or Arsenal, yes even Arsenal, instead of Liverpool, I'd probably be rooting for them instead.

Any team playing against Chelsea or Liverpool in a cup knockout has my support.
Absolutely. In this day and age of so many clubs having foreign owners and teams being full of foreign players, it seems like a nonsense that we are encouraged to have some sort of blind loyalty to other PL clubs competing in Europe. I couldn't care less if other fans supporters back us in Europe. Can anyone imagine a Liverpool fan rooting for us in a European final?
 

hellava_tough

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Apr 21, 2005
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They're going to win aren't they :(

No.

No they're not.

They're going to get found out big-time, because they're up against the most experienced crack, shock-troopers of the Champions League; a team that has been there, done it all and broken records that no other team in the history of the competition has done.

A team that is full of 24-carat winners, led by one of the greatest players of all time, whose drive and ambition for success enables him to produce on the biggest stage, time and time again.

A team that has had the most difficult route to the final, has tasted disappointment along the way, but has still managed to battle through adversity and make it to Kiev.

When the teams walk out on the pitch, one of them will be overawed; the other will consider it business as usual.
 

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
Aug 3, 2011
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No.

No they're not.

They're going to get found out big-time, because they're up against the most experienced crack, shock-troopers of the Champions League; a team that has been there, done it all and broken records that no other team in the history of the competition has done.

A team that is full of 24-carat winners, led by one of the greatest players of all time, whose drive and ambition for success enables him to produce on the biggest stage, time and time again.

A team that has had the most difficult route to the final, has tasted disappointment along the way, but has still managed to battle through adversity and make it to Kiev.

When the teams walk out on the pitch, one of them will be overawed; the other will consider it business as usual.

I hope u are right bro.....

I hope u are right.
 

hellava_tough

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Apr 21, 2005
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I hope u are right bro.....

I hope u are right.

Anything can happen obviously; bad ref. decision, bust-up in the dressing room, Lasagna-gate!!

But putting nerves and apprehension to one side, and thinking about this logically, on the balance of probabilities Madrid are the overwhelming favourites in this game.
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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No.

No they're not.

They're going to get found out big-time, because they're up against the most experienced crack, shock-troopers of the Champions League; a team that has been there, done it all and broken records that no other team in the history of the competition has done.

A team that is full of 24-carat winners, led by one of the greatest players of all time, whose drive and ambition for success enables him to produce on the biggest stage, time and time again.

A team that has had the most difficult route to the final, has tasted disappointment along the way, but has still managed to battle through adversity and make it to Kiev.

When the teams walk out on the pitch, one of them will be overawed; the other will consider it business as usual.

You're just making it worse :cry:
 

Insomnia

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Jan 18, 2006
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II’m watching it with a load of pool fans tonight, they all think I want them to win?if they do wind up winning it I’ll join in on the party and shots etc and they’ll think I’m a top bloke who puts rivalry aside for mates?if they lose I may need a few moments alone to gather my thoughts ?
 
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