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Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
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basically if they don't win it this season with everything lined up for them (as it did for Leicester), the constant diving/penalties, the wrong decisions, keepers throwing it in their own net (yes hugo i'm looking at you), no injuries, media bias, etc, etc then they never will imo.

won't stop them for being favourers to win it next season, and the following season, and the one after that. :ROFLMAO:
 

michaelden

Knight of the Fat Fanny
Aug 13, 2004
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Think you've just taken a few months longer than the rest of us to realise that empty success is less painful to stomach than Scouse success. They will truly be insufferable if they win it. I 100% guarantee Toela returns if they do

This time it'll be a story on Salah's kids schooling
 

Gassin's finest

C'est diabolique
May 12, 2010
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I can't for the life of me understand why you'd not want anyone to beat them (OK Arsanal but you get my point)
My life is so much easier when we are above the binnidippers as it stops my mate going on about Salad so much
Liverpool are nowt to me, and I can't say I've ever really paid much attention to them. Unless we're involved I don't care about the title race. And I despise the regime driven clubs like City.

But something about Salahs latest execution in the penalty just sparked such fierce resentment in me, I'll take a meaningless cheat team winning it now, over that.
 
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bomberH

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I don’t think co-commentator Carragher has spoken since City’s first goal ??

Where’s your dancer now, you spitting ****.
 

Danfunkel

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Did my bi-annual trip to RAWK. Even in the position they’re in now they’re all bitter as fuck. Is there a worse, more up their own backside set of fans? :LOL:
 

Japhet

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I don’t think co-commentator Carragher has spoken since City’s first goal ??

Where’s your dancer now, you spitting ****.

The only thing I heard him comment on was Lingard's lunge at Gundogan which he thought was OK. Of course, under any other circumstances he would be calling for a red card. That's how much of a bellend he is.
 

tommo84

Proud to be loud
Aug 15, 2005
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Have seen a non-Liverpool fan (but somebody who I know has a soft spot for Liverpool) claim on my social media it will be travesty for football and the rest of the league if Liverpool get 97 points but still don't win it.

What an utterly absurd thing to say! Whatever else any Liverpool fan or any neutral admirer of Klopp et al may say, if Liverpool had been better than City in the games between the two teams this season then they would have the league won. But that wasn't the case, and the only reason City aren't almost out of reach already is because Mahrez skied a penalty in the last minutes at Anfield. The overall points tally is as much an indication of the quality (or lack thereof) throughout the league as it an indication of the strength of the two teams at the top.

'Travesty for football' ffs. The victim mentality around that club isn't only at an all-time high - its spreading!
 

michaelden

Knight of the Fat Fanny
Aug 13, 2004
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RAWK - Chasing the Title

About Man City, and he's right: -
They're financial doping cheating c*nts.



We are not.

And again, but now tis one is wrong: -
You said our talent doesnt come close.

I am not swapping our keeper, back four or front three for their guys.

The lack of self-awareness from a fan who's team was 8th a few seasons ago...
Just a note on United. After watching them today, it was actually ludicrous how we thought they might get something from the game. They were diabolical. For all those United fans who would rather have lost today because it might hand Liverpool the league. Well you got what you fucking wanted. Now you can go and fucking toil in mediocrity playing Thursday night football still believing that you can attract the best players in the world and still believe that the pile of shite you’ve amassed is suddenly going to make you relevant. You ain’t gonna be a fucking contender anytime soon. Enjoy being 6th.
Salty!


I'm over the moon about the team and the progress, but I'm also pessimistic about our chances of winning the league. ManC just seem too solid.

But I also feel pretty optimistic about our chances in CL. If I had to make a bet it would be on winning CL, not PL.
It may be your year but Barca and the winner of our tie will have a say first


This guy is sensible: -
We finished 8th not very long ago. 8th.

Title or no title, people should be over the moon about how amazing this side is. I would take this season every year, regardless if we won something or not.


My predictions?

Going to get Messi'd in the semi finals and lose the title with 1 point or 3.
I hope so


Yip
Well the saying ‘it’s a marathon, not a sprint’ no longer applies. You’ve got to sprint from start to finish if you want a fighting chance against the slave owners.



It's not in our hands. if it was in our hands and people were saying it's over, thats a diffferent thing. Go full strength vs Huddersfield but by the time we play Newcastle, we need to focus on what is not over and that is the CL which is entirely in our hands and is the bigger, more prestigous comeptition anyway.

weird, just weird...
*burns Manu shirt*

*pull out draw with Burnley, Leicester, and Brighton shirts*

*pulls on Burnley shirt*

EIEIEIO, Up the Football League we go,
When we get promotion,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Burnley we are Burnley, Sean Dyche is king!

Yip, it was a game
Spurs was the game. They gave them a proper game and Were lucky to get out with all three points. Son in the clear three times missed all of them I’ve never seen him miss even one

And Moura with a chance also

Ooo, beating Livers in the finals would be extra satisfactory, but losing would be worse than death
Barcelona is huge now. It would be a travesty if we ended up winning nothing this season. Get past Barca and we'll face either Ajax or Spurs in the final. Even with our poor record in recent finals I can't see us not beating either of them.
 

SlotBadger

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I've seen some of their fans berating Lingard for a horrible miss. Irony doesn't really resonate with Liverpool supporters.

Last minute events have massively favoured them this season: Mahrez's missed penalty, Lloris and Pickford throwing one in. Then you've got Cardiff's "I want Liverpool to win the league" Sean Morrison missing an open goal and then gifting a pen, plus Salah winning numerous dubious penalties...
 

ardiles

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If Liverpool miss out on the title this season, I think they won’t win it for the next few seasons. City, if there’s no transfer ban, are going to strengthen heir squad even further in the summer.

If we get a few improvements to our first team squad, we should also be in the reckoning next season.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
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I've seen some of their fans berating Lingard for a horrible miss. Irony doesn't really resonate with Liverpool supporters.

Last minute events have massively favoured them this season: Mahrez's missed penalty, Lloris and Pickford throwing one in. Then you've got Cardiff's "I want Liverpool to win the league" Sean Morrison missing an open goal and then gifting a pen, plus Salah winning numerous dubious penalties...
In defence of Morrison, the keeper (I think) gets a very slight touch on it...almost un-noticeable but that slight touch could've made all the difference in that match.
Agreed they've defo had the rub of the green, for most of the season actually.
It'll be interesting to see how they'll fair with VAR next year, they've definitely benefitted from the lack of it this year.
 

cjbyid

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Jan 4, 2009
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Why don't we just chuck the next few seasons in right now? City apparently are just untouchable.​

Im hoping that VAR should help reduce the number of soft penalties they seem to win.

Can't help but laugh at this from pool fans. VAR would've destroyed them this season.
 
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