Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[tiger666]

Think it's gonna be up to Mohammed if he wants to leave or not. Liverpool will do everything they can to hang on to him. Wouldn't be surprise if they give him a new contract and a decent pay increment.

I think if Zidane doesn't win the champions league then Madrid might come in for him. Hard to see anyone else paying up to sign him. Would be glad to see him out of England. At times he is single handedly winning games for them.

It's up to Liverpool if he leaves or not.

 

[Dinghy]

 

[Lilbaz]

Can we please call him chicken tikka?

 

[WiganSpur]

Nothings a dead cert mate, but I think Coutinho last summer showed they wont be pressured to sell in the summer if they don't want to.

If anything I reckon they'd be more likely to sell him.

I don't think many teams have had success keeping players happy once they demand a move. Within 6 months or a year players inevitably get their move nowadays.

Personally don't think Salah will throw his toys out the pram just yet though.

 

[Armstrong_11]

It's up to Liverpool if he leaves or not.

Isn't that what they said about coutinho? I am sure if Mohammed wants to move, Liverpool will put a take it or leave it price on him.

Personally I want him gone. Hoping for drama and a transfer request.

 

[VegasII]

Isn't that what they said about coutinho? I am sure if Mohammed wants to move, Liverpool will put a take it or leave it price on him.

Personally I want him gone. Hoping for drama and a transfer request.

And then a summer where they spend the Salah money on shite.

 

[Ionman34]

And then a summer where they spend the Salah money on shite.

Tbf, though they have paid well over the odds on a few, their recent player acquisition has been spot on.

 

[coys200]

Niece calls him Mo Salad. Makes me laugh every time lol.

 

[Led's Zeppelin]

Niece calls him Mo Salad. Makes me laugh every time lol.

She needs a right dressing down.

 

[davros]

She needs a right dressing down.

Leaf her alone.

 

[ohtottenham!]

Leaf her alone.

Agree. Lettuce give her a pass.

 

[NinjaTuna]

Bit of an odd one. Skrtel had the ball kicked at his face during a friendly against Thailand, was knocked out by it and swallowed his tongue. Glad to hear he's okay, but seems like a very bizarre thing to happen to someone

https://twitter.com/sjrcarson/status/977978819368939520?s=19

 

[michaelden]

sounds scary.

 

[Col_M]

Bit of an odd one. Skrtel had the ball kicked at his face during a friendly against Thailand, was knocked out by it and swallowed his tongue. Glad to hear he's okay, but seems like a very bizarre thing to happen to someone

https://twitter.com/sjrcarson/status/977978819368939520?s=19

<Insert Ladyboy joke here> Love you long time

 

[GMI]

Agree. Lettuce give her a pass.

Right. No more salad puns. That's Shallot.

 

[Armstrong_11]

Right. No more salad puns. That's Shallot.

No place for that here. Toss it out.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Right. No more salad puns. That's Shallot.

Cos ?

 

[GMI]

Cos ?

Everyone romaine calm.

 

[Ionman34]

Everyone romaine calm.

Cabbages!

That’s my onion...

Coat’s on...

 

[ohtottenham!]

Fair do's, Salah's earned a raise in celery.