Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[TheChosenOne]

II’m watching it with a load of pool fans tonight, they all think I want them to win?if they do wind up winning it I’ll join in on the party and shots etc and they’ll think I’m a top bloke who puts rivalry aside for mates?if they lose I may need a few moments alone to gather my thoughts to burp the worm in the gents cubicle?

Sorted.

 

[hellava_tough]

Allow me to jinx this thread even more...

There haven't been many 'upsets' in the Champions League final:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_Cup_and_UEFA_Champions_League_finals

 

[aliyid]

One thing that massively jumps out from all the build up... They’re the ‘Mo Salah’ team

 

[Gb160]

Klopp's as bad as RAWK now.



What a delusional and arrogant statement, they made the final because they are Liverpool, ugh, I hope Real put 10 past them.

They were amazing against city, but make no mistake, their group and knockout draws have played a massive part in them making the final...not sure the media would've fawned over that as a soundbite though.

 

[coys200]

Love that we waited for the final next year in Madrid and dodged going to this shit hole tonight ?

 

[sim simma]

Right ho then.....I'm gonna have a win double on Madrid & fool-ham,
I absolutely detest the bin dippers & my brother in law is mad villa & has not been very nice to my sister.

 

[thinktank]

That or last minute heartbreak?

Nah, a stone cold battering in front of the world, so alarming that their fans never get over the shame of it.

 

[TheChosenOne]

The media frenzy is building ...

There's "5Liverpool" "Twitter-pool" and most of the rest of the 4th Estate cranking up the excitement factor
for the 'people's favourites' in tonight's final in the Ukraine.

Why does the media assume this ? I want to see Niveapool brutally stuffed and shat on from a great height by Real Madrid, with some juicy bits of controversy in the mix.

 

[riggi]

Nah, a stone cold battering in front of the world, so alarming that their fans never get over the shame of it.

Can always shrug it off as it being Real Madrid though. Hmmm I'm torn.

 

[Dillspur]

I want a 0-0 with a Bale penalty in the 96th minute

 

[cider spurs]

Already pulled up my first random scouse fan today.

Out shopping with the missus, just about to park in supermarket car park...and there he is, shirt donned with a mis-placed pride. Only one thing for it...

So my window rolls down, let the pisstake commence.

I start off gently, you know, ice breaker...

Oi dopey bollocks, hope you lose tonight. Quickly followed by...if you take those glasses off, you might actually see your team is shite.

The missus, now pulling my arm and shaking her head, asks if I know him. Feck no...it's not how my game works.

He comes back with..."we're in the Champions League final"

Tell him means sod all when Madrid, with Bale and Modric kick their arse.

Nicely rounded off with reminding the twerp that they've only finished above us once in about 9 seasons, and don't forget to pay for his shopping.

Forgot I'd blocked the car park somewhat whilst informing my little scouse fella he was... fecked in the swede.

Cars beeping at me, missus scowling at me, scouser irrate with me.

Feckin love the random ones when they present themselves.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I want a 0-0 with a Bale penalty in the 96th minute

For me there are 3 preferred outcomes:

7-1 thrashing - just a complete beatdown, leaving the remains of Liverpool team and supporters to come slinking back to England, with their tails tucked, and unable to speak in public again. Klopp would only be able to mumble and shake his head at the post-match presser.


3-0 up at half time, and then lose 3-4. Honestly think if this happened most scousers wouldn't even know the final score. They will have assumed they won after 45 minutes and refuse to acknowledge the second half. But watching them go from the highs of half-time, to the lows of full-time would be entertaining to say the least.

0-0 - 4 minutes into stoppage time, when a Henderson own-goal sends them to defeat.

 

[RickyVilla]

Right, I've put a fiver on the mickeys to win, so everyone calm down. I'm the worlds worst gambler.

 

[Gb160]

Right, I've put a fiver on the mickeys to win, so everyone calm down. I'm the worlds worst gambler.

Nice work.

 

[RickyVilla]

Nice work.

Didn't even realise I'd dun it la.

 

[scat1620]

Know two blokes (one a very good friend from schooldays, one at work) who are both Liverpool fans and not at all obnoxious about their team or ours; if anything they're both pretty friendly about Spurs because they're decent lads. So I'm on the fence tonight, because while the internet Liverpool contingent do seem to contain their fair share of bellends, the 2x guys I actually know who support Liverpool are decent chaps.

 

[RickyVilla]

Know two blokes (one a very good friend from schooldays, one at work) who are both Liverpool fans and not at all obnoxious about their team or ours; if anything they're both pretty friendly about Spurs because they're decent lads. So I'm on the fence tonight, because while the internet Liverpool contingent do seem to contain their fair share of bellends, the 2x guys I actually know who support Liverpool are decent chaps.

Lucky you. All the mickeys I know are fucking knob'eads. Deluded knob'eads. I hope they get wasted.

 

[mark87]

Know two blokes (one a very good friend from schooldays, one at work) who are both Liverpool fans and not at all obnoxious about their team or ours; if anything they're both pretty friendly about Spurs because they're decent lads. So I'm on the fence tonight, because while the internet Liverpool contingent do seem to contain their fair share of bellends, the 2x guys I actually know who support Liverpool are decent chaps.

A friend is coming over to mine tonight to watch it and hes a liverpool fan and a good Liverpool fan too, isn't deluded and doesn't do piss-taking, just likes his team and likes football....i wont tell him I want Liverpool to get destroyed today.

 

[olliec]

No Bale starting

 

[spursfan77]

II’m watching it with a load of pool fans tonight, they all think I want them to win?if they do wind up winning it I’ll join in on the party and shots etc and they’ll think I’m a top bloke who puts rivalry aside for mates?if they lose I may need a few moments alone to gather my thoughts ?

I’m in exactly the same boat as you!