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Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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Having to watch your team lose a Cup Final is hard.

Knowing that the defeat came, in part, because you lost your best player to injury is harder.

Knowing that the injury was deliberately caused by an opposition player who is renowned for his shithouse approach to the game, and loved by his fans for this, is really difficult to take.

And that's why, when my Liverpool supporting friends look to me for sympathy when we next meet, I'll put my arm around their shoulder and say:

'Fuck you. Don't come crying to me about Ramos and Salah. I was 13 when Graeme Souness took Galvin out in the Milk Cup Final and now you know what it feels like. You had that coming. Fucking karma, bitches.' :finger:

Wow. You're old enough to play for west ham.
 

Azazello

The Boney King of Nowhere
Aug 15, 2009
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I was neutral up until 5 Live started 48 hours of constant coverage beforehand.

Actually it wasn't coverage, it was just blathering on. Summary commentaries on their five wins. It was just shit.

I think Real Madrid is a horrible club but I'm glad they won; 3 in a row is impressive.
 

Bensonrecon

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Apr 4, 2015
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I don't have any sympathy for Karius in the slightest. Took the chance to have a swipe at Kane to appease his team mates and their muggy fans instead of being professional and just congratulating Salah on the goals. Worth it wasn't it? same players he tried to cozy up to left him in a heap at the final whistle with only Madrid players giving him a shoulder and fans have been bombarding him with abuse.

If karma existed we'd have won countless quadruples but both games yesterday do make for compelling evidence for the defence
 

Clark28

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Aug 31, 2016
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Lloris telling Kane to come look at Karius' highlights

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TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
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I was neutral up until 5 Live started 48 hours of constant coverage beforehand.

Actually it wasn't coverage, it was just blathering on. Summary commentaries on their five wins. It was just shit.

I think Real Madrid is a horrible club but I'm glad they won; 3 in a row is impressive.

5Liverpool. Embarrassing
 

RickyVilla

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May 16, 2004
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Has the BBC announced the day of mourning yet? Scousers are breaking into warehouses to nick tshirts. The campaigns are #wewasrobbed and #kariusisjermantha****. Candlelit wakes are being held in every crack den and whorehouse. God bless em.
 

sly1

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Sep 25, 2004
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I don't have any sympathy for Karius in the slightest. Took the chance to have a swipe at Kane to appease his team mates and their muggy fans instead of being professional and just congratulating Salah on the goals. Worth it wasn't it? same players he tried to cozy up to left him in a heap at the final whistle with only Madrid players giving him a shoulder and fans have been bombarding him with abuse.

If karma existed we'd have won countless quadruples but both games yesterday do make for compelling evidence for the defence

That’s what I was saying yesterday. But then I looked it up and it was actually mignolet.

So now i do feel sorry for him.
 

Pellshek

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Dec 30, 2015
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Klopp has known for 3 years that he doesn't have a keeper. A weird inertia or paralysis seemed to stop him doing anything about it.

The problem with buying a new keeper is that the moment you even start looking, you signal to your existing keeper that he's not good enough. Seems to me Klopp has been scared about doing that, and instead just put his head down and hoped for the best.

I do think this is understandable, but I'll bet you that little voice in the back of his head never let up about it. He paid the price last night.
 

Shadydan

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Jul 7, 2012
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Let's be fair... Ramos knew what he was doing. And he will do the same to kane/Eriksen/Alli etc. Usually it's a bad tackle and a yellow. But this time I felt kinda sorry for Salah... he was being physical to get in on goal, Ramos just use that aggression against him.

I always want to see the best players for a big match.

Don't read too much into those LK death threats. Just grief. It was a HUGE match that would make it a fantastic season. I do feel for him... think he will have to play in a lower tier or a weaker league. His career has taken a nose dive.p0

Salah hooked Ramos' arm first, he's as much to blame if anything.
 
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