Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Don_Felipe]

Should we feel a but sorry for Southampton too ?

After all it was nearly half their teams old players out there in Kiev last night.

Their ex-player did score the winner though..

 

[Danny1]

It all finished quite nicely. So this season in summary;

Spurs finished above Liverpool for the 8th time in 9 seasons.

Despite everything that’s been said about them this season, Liverpool finished 4th again and one point lower than last season.

They’ve won one league cup since 2006, same as us.

They really aren’t very good without their best player.

Liverpool fans were amongst those who called us legends for the last 3 seasons despite us punching above our weight every year and never being in a position to bottle. When it was suggested Liverpool bottled the final, it was met with ‘at least we got there’, which is exactly the same as a Spurs fan saying ‘at least we challenged when no one else did’. Yet we’re still legends.....

Liverpool fans caned Kane for ‘diving’ to win a penalty. Salah and Mane have both been booked for diving this season, Kane hasn’t.

Karius and Salah were amongst several Liverpool players to take the piss out of Kane over the Stoke goal. Karma is a beautiful thing.

A lot of their team showed their true colours when failing to console Karius after the match. You will walk alone, apparently.

Ex Spurs player scored worldie to win the final while another bossed the game from start to finish.

Every team has their fair share of idiotic fans but I’ve yet to see a Spurs fan on twitter hoping one of our player’s kids gets cancer after a bad game.

Fans cry thuggery when attacked by opposition fans in Europe. In the previous round, same fans set off flares and threw, amongst other things, glass bottles at Man City coach for no reason.

Van Djyk on Lamela and Kane in that game:

‘They dived to win the penalties’

Van Djyk when asked by interviewer if Roma should’ve had 2 penalties in the semi final:

‘Who cares’

Liverpool fans on social media are constantly calling us a classless club full of cheats after our game at Anfield, thus confirming their lack of self awareness, seeing as....

Gerrard - Diving. ABH.
Suarez - Diving. Biting. Racist.
Mane - Diving.
Carragher - Spitting bastard.
Heysel.
Dalglish - Allowed T-Shirts to be worn by players supporting a racist.
Fans - Verbally supporting a racist.
Karius - Shit.
Stan Boardman.
Klopp/Firminho - Teeth.
Joey Barton - born there.

We took 4 points from Liverpool this season. And we also took 4 points from Real Madrid. Therefore, we’re 8 points better than them at everything.

Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing

Couldn't agree more with all of this. Liverpool truly are the absolute scum of the football world. I found every minute of last night hilarious, especially Mo getting injured and watching all the other play rs realising that they are a one man team.
All the talk of Firmino before the game from Koop and he was completely and utterly useless from start to finish.

 

[absolute bobbins]

It all finished quite nicely. So this season in summary;

Spurs finished above Liverpool for the 8th time in 9 seasons.

Despite everything that’s been said about them this season, Liverpool finished 4th again and one point lower than last season.

They’ve won one league cup since 2006, same as us.

They really aren’t very good without their best player.

Liverpool fans were amongst those who called us legends for the last 3 seasons despite us punching above our weight every year and never being in a position to bottle. When it was suggested Liverpool bottled the final, it was met with ‘at least we got there’, which is exactly the same as a Spurs fan saying ‘at least we challenged when no one else did’. Yet we’re still legends.....

Liverpool fans caned Kane for ‘diving’ to win a penalty. Salah and Mane have both been booked for diving this season, Kane hasn’t.

Karius and Salah were amongst several Liverpool players to take the piss out of Kane over the Stoke goal. Karma is a beautiful thing.

A lot of their team showed their true colours when failing to console Karius after the match. You will walk alone, apparently.

Ex Spurs player scored worldie to win the final while another bossed the game from start to finish.

Every team has their fair share of idiotic fans but I’ve yet to see a Spurs fan on twitter hoping one of our player’s kids gets cancer after a bad game.

Fans cry thuggery when attacked by opposition fans in Europe. In the previous round, same fans set off flares and threw, amongst other things, glass bottles at Man City coach for no reason.

Van Djyk on Lamela and Kane in that game:

‘They dived to win the penalties’

Van Djyk when asked by interviewer if Roma should’ve had 2 penalties in the semi final:

‘Who cares’

Liverpool fans on social media are constantly calling us a classless club full of cheats after our game at Anfield, thus confirming their lack of self awareness, seeing as....

Gerrard - Diving. ABH.
Suarez - Diving. Biting. Racist.
Mane - Diving.
Carragher - Spitting bastard.
Heysel.
Dalglish - Allowed T-Shirts to be worn by players supporting a racist.
Fans - Verbally supporting a racist.
Karius - Shit.
Stan Boardman.
Klopp/Firminho - Teeth.
Joey Barton - born there.

We took 4 points from Liverpool this season. And we also took 4 points from Real Madrid. Therefore, we’re 8 points better than them at everything.

Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing

Milner is a horrible **** too

 

[TheChosenOne]

It all finished quite nicely. So this season in summary;

Spurs finished above Liverpool for the 8th time in 9 seasons.

Despite everything that’s been said about them this season, Liverpool finished 4th again and one point lower than last season.

They’ve won one league cup since 2006, same as us.

They really aren’t very good without their best player.

Liverpool fans were amongst those who called us legends for the last 3 seasons despite us punching above our weight every year and never being in a position to bottle. When it was suggested Liverpool bottled the final, it was met with ‘at least we got there’, which is exactly the same as a Spurs fan saying ‘at least we challenged when no one else did’. Yet we’re still legends.....

Liverpool fans caned Kane for ‘diving’ to win a penalty. Salah and Mane have both been booked for diving this season, Kane hasn’t.

Karius and Salah were amongst several Liverpool players to take the piss out of Kane over the Stoke goal. Karma is a beautiful thing.

A lot of their team showed their true colours when failing to console Karius after the match. You will walk alone, apparently.

Ex Spurs player scored worldie to win the final while another bossed the game from start to finish.

Every team has their fair share of idiotic fans but I’ve yet to see a Spurs fan on twitter hoping one of our player’s kids gets cancer after a bad game.

Fans cry thuggery when attacked by opposition fans in Europe. In the previous round, same fans set off flares and threw, amongst other things, glass bottles at Man City coach for no reason.

Van Djyk on Lamela and Kane in that game:

‘They dived to win the penalties’

Van Djyk when asked by interviewer if Roma should’ve had 2 penalties in the semi final:

‘Who cares’

Liverpool fans on social media are constantly calling us a classless club full of cheats after our game at Anfield, thus confirming their lack of self awareness, seeing as....

Gerrard - Diving. ABH.
Suarez - Diving. Biting. Racist.
Mane - Diving.
Carragher - Spitting bastard.
Heysel.
Dalglish - Allowed T-Shirts to be worn by players supporting a racist.
Fans - Verbally supporting a racist.
Karius - Shit.
Stan Boardman.
Klopp/Firminho - Teeth.
Joey Barton - born there.

We took 4 points from Liverpool this season. And we also took 4 points from Real Madrid. Therefore, we’re 8 points better than them at everything.

Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing

All of the above and add in Jon Flanagan the recently convicted girlfriend beater.

 

[sausage]

I don't think Sergio Ramos had a specific injury he wanted to cause but there are ways to foul, hurt or injure an opponent other than kicking them in the shins and Ramos is a master at it. Pochettino has talked about exactly this kind of stuff in his book. Using every (dirty) trick in the book to gain an advantage and how young players these days don't know how to do it. It's integral to the game in Argentina and, to some extent, in Spain too.

It's ironic that a lot of people talk about how it used to be played with rose tinted glasses, how footballers were "real men", it was a "contact sport, back then" and they've all "gone soft these days"...

...before signing a petition to request a defender be banned for falling over next to their favourite player

 

[steve]

Buck stops with the manager...everyone knows the keepers are shit but he's done nowt to get a proper one and it's in part cost the team...manager's fault...

 

[mill]

https://live4liverpool.com/2018/05/lfc-news/collymore-calls-on-liverpool-to-splash-the-cash/

Hahahahahaha

 

[mark87]

https://live4liverpool.com/2018/05/lfc-news/collymore-calls-on-liverpool-to-splash-the-cash/

Hahahahahaha

Stan collymore. Nuff' said.

 

[IGSpur]

It all finished quite nicely. So this season in summary;

Spurs finished above Liverpool for the 8th time in 9 seasons.

Despite everything that’s been said about them this season, Liverpool finished 4th again and one point lower than last season.

They’ve won one league cup since 2006, same as us.

They really aren’t very good without their best player.

Liverpool fans were amongst those who called us legends for the last 3 seasons despite us punching above our weight every year and never being in a position to bottle. When it was suggested Liverpool bottled the final, it was met with ‘at least we got there’, which is exactly the same as a Spurs fan saying ‘at least we challenged when no one else did’. Yet we’re still legends.....

Liverpool fans caned Kane for ‘diving’ to win a penalty. Salah and Mane have both been booked for diving this season, Kane hasn’t.

Karius and Salah were amongst several Liverpool players to take the piss out of Kane over the Stoke goal. Karma is a beautiful thing.

A lot of their team showed their true colours when failing to console Karius after the match. You will walk alone, apparently.

Ex Spurs player scored worldie to win the final while another bossed the game from start to finish.

Every team has their fair share of idiotic fans but I’ve yet to see a Spurs fan on twitter hoping one of our player’s kids gets cancer after a bad game.

Fans cry thuggery when attacked by opposition fans in Europe. In the previous round, same fans set off flares and threw, amongst other things, glass bottles at Man City coach for no reason.

Van Djyk on Lamela and Kane in that game:

‘They dived to win the penalties’

Van Djyk when asked by interviewer if Roma should’ve had 2 penalties in the semi final:

‘Who cares’

Liverpool fans on social media are constantly calling us a classless club full of cheats after our game at Anfield, thus confirming their lack of self awareness, seeing as....

Gerrard - Diving. ABH.
Suarez - Diving. Biting. Racist.
Mane - Diving.
Carragher - Spitting bastard.
Heysel.
Dalglish - Allowed T-Shirts to be worn by players supporting a racist.
Fans - Verbally supporting a racist.
Karius - Shit.
Stan Boardman.
Klopp/Firminho - Teeth.
Joey Barton - born there.

We took 4 points from Liverpool this season. And we also took 4 points from Real Madrid. Therefore, we’re 8 points better than them at everything.

Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing

Don't forget when Holgate thought he was racially abused by Firmino, they trolled h and went through his old tweets for a bit of whataboutism. When the evidence was inconclusive they called him a liar and playing the race card.

But when Brewster made an allegation he was racially abused they all cane out to defend him, and said it was disgraceful and UEFA should take action. When it was found inconclusive they said UEFA had no balls and don't care about racism.

Unbelievable fanbase

 

[mill]

Stan collymore. Nuff' said.

It’s not just him though, the delusion of their ex players Knows no bounds, earlier on in the season Dean Saunders said on talksport that he can’t understand why Liverpool don’t go and sign Alli and Kane

 

[cider spurs]

Talk is they're going to win the World cup to make up for last nights loss.

 

[mark87]

It’s not just him though, the delusion of their ex players Knows no bounds, earlier on in the season Dean Saunders said on talksport that he can’t understand why Liverpool don’t go and sign Alli and Kane

Dean Saunders last summer also said liverpool should go and spend 100m on Kane and Alli.
It's something that's in the water up in Merseyside, it turns them all into complete cretins.
One Liverpool fan on ssn was saying Ramos should have been sent off and his reasoning because he himself had dislocated his shoulder in the past and it really hurt.

 

[David St Hubbins]

I said during the game with their supporters that whenever they went to a picture of Klopp showing his teeth how he reminded me of those plastic Dracula gnashers you used to get inside lucky bags when I was a kid.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

https://live4liverpool.com/2018/05/lfc-news/collymore-calls-on-liverpool-to-splash-the-cash/

Hahahahahaha

"I am not talking about signing the likes of Andy Robertson – as good as he has been. I am talking about wandering into White Hart Lane, plonking £150m on the table in front of Daniel Levy and saying: ‘I’ll give you that for Christian Eriksen, Toby Alderweireld and Dele Alli.’

 

[Led's Zeppelin]

"I am not talking about signing the likes of Andy Robertson – as good as he has been. I am talking about wandering into White Hart Lane, plonking £150m on the table in front of Daniel Levy and saying: ‘I’ll give you that for Christian Eriksen, Toby Alderweireld and Dele Alli.’

So basically, Liverpool wish they were Spurs.

 

[Danny1]

Haha Collymore! What a grade A moron that man is. How someone like him is still given airtime is beyond me. Surely no one listens to him absolute takes him seriously.

 

[Don_Felipe]

Not really Pool-related, but have just gone back to rewatching Dembele's lesson on how to deal with Sergio Ramos

 

[yiddopaul]

"I am not talking about signing the likes of Andy Robertson – as good as he has been. I am talking about wandering into White Hart Lane, plonking £150m on the table in front of Daniel Levy and saying: ‘I’ll give you that for Christian Eriksen, Toby Alderweireld and Dele Alli.’

That'll buy Ali...maybe.

 

[riggi]

seriously??!!!

He's a piece of shit.

 

[Spurrific]

Wandering into white hart lane

Levy operating out of a portacabin on the building site atm