Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[SugarRay]

"I am not talking about signing the likes of Andy Robertson – as good as he has been. I am talking about wandering into White Hart Lane, plonking £150m on the table in front of Daniel Levy and saying: ‘I’ll give you that for Christian Eriksen, Toby Alderweireld and Dele Alli.’

Imagine Levy’s response.


But, for second let’s pretend Liverpool are actually in a position to buy our best players, which they clearly are not, then I’d hazard that they’d need closer to £350m to land all three.

 

[nailsy]

I'm pretty sure this is wrong.

Karius was only 22 when he signed, which is very young for a keeper, and he only cost £4.5m. If a Top 6/CL club like Liverpool has a problem at #1 and wants a replacement, they don't sign a 22 year old for that kind of money. They go out and buy a known-name in his late 20's or 30's. Moreover, if Karius had been signed as Mignolet's replacement, he'd have gone straight into the team, which isn't what happened - Mignolet stayed first choice initially.

No, I think Karius was basically their Pau Lopez. (And look how that turned out!) He was bought as a young #2 who would hopefully develop into a #1. Something between a punt and an investment in the future. Only, turns out Mignolet was shitter than Klopp first realised, and so Klopp ended up throwing Karius into the first team earlier than he'd planned. Then Karius started making mistakes, so Mignolet came back and did well. Then he started making mistakes again, so Karius won his place back.

That whole rigmarole took 3 years to play out, and culminated in last night's horror show. I can see Klopp's dilemma, but in hindsight two nearly good keepers don't add up to one good one, and that was a muddle Klopp got himself into. I'm sure he was aware of all this in real time, but just hoped for the best. Which didn't pan out. Sad!

Not sure to be honest. United signed De Gea and put him in the first team when he was only 20, I think Liverpool were trying to do the same with karius. They said at the time he was competition for Mignolet, but they gave him the No. 1 short as soon as he signed. One thing's for sure though the way Klopp's swapped both keepers throughout the season hasn't helped either of them - although Karius had looked better after being told he was first choice.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

Imagine Levy’s response.

£150M you say? For that, I can get you Dembele, Llorente and Janssen. Plus, because I like you - I will throw in N'Kuoduo as a bonus.

 

[bomberH]

Just seen this on fb.

Throwback to a SSN discussion... ?

 

[Westmorlandspur]

It all finished quite nicely. So this season in summary;

Spurs finished above Liverpool for the 8th time in 9 seasons.

Despite everything that’s been said about them this season, Liverpool finished 4th again and one point lower than last season.

They’ve won one league cup since 2006, same as us.

They really aren’t very good without their best player.

Liverpool fans were amongst those who called us legends for the last 3 seasons despite us punching above our weight every year and never being in a position to bottle. When it was suggested Liverpool bottled the final, it was met with ‘at least we got there’, which is exactly the same as a Spurs fan saying ‘at least we challenged when no one else did’. Yet we’re still legends.....

Liverpool fans caned Kane for ‘diving’ to win a penalty. Salah and Mane have both been booked for diving this season, Kane hasn’t.

Karius and Salah were amongst several Liverpool players to take the piss out of Kane over the Stoke goal. Karma is a beautiful thing.

A lot of their team showed their true colours when failing to console Karius after the match. You will walk alone, apparently.

Ex Spurs player scored worldie to win the final while another bossed the game from start to finish.

Every team has their fair share of idiotic fans but I’ve yet to see a Spurs fan on twitter hoping one of our player’s kids gets cancer after a bad game.

Fans cry thuggery when attacked by opposition fans in Europe. In the previous round, same fans set off flares and threw, amongst other things, glass bottles at Man City coach for no reason.

Van Djyk on Lamela and Kane in that game:

‘They dived to win the penalties’

Van Djyk when asked by interviewer if Roma should’ve had 2 penalties in the semi final:

‘Who cares’

Liverpool fans on social media are constantly calling us a classless club full of cheats after our game at Anfield, thus confirming their lack of self awareness, seeing as....

Gerrard - Diving. ABH.
Suarez - Diving. Biting. Racist.
Mane - Diving.
Carragher - Spitting bastard.
Heysel.
Dalglish - Allowed T-Shirts to be worn by players supporting a racist.
Fans - Verbally supporting a racist.
Karius - Shit.
Stan Boardman.
Klopp/Firminho - Teeth.
Joey Barton - born there.

We took 4 points from Liverpool this season. And we also took 4 points from Real Madrid. Therefore, we’re 8 points better than them at everything.

Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing

As the song goes....always the victim it’s never their fault

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

It all finished quite nicely. So this season in summary;

Spurs finished above Liverpool for the 8th time in 9 seasons.

Despite everything that’s been said about them this season, Liverpool finished 4th again and one point lower than last season.

They’ve won one league cup since 2006, same as us.

They really aren’t very good without their best player.

Liverpool fans were amongst those who called us legends for the last 3 seasons despite us punching above our weight every year and never being in a position to bottle. When it was suggested Liverpool bottled the final, it was met with ‘at least we got there’, which is exactly the same as a Spurs fan saying ‘at least we challenged when no one else did’. Yet we’re still legends.....

Liverpool fans caned Kane for ‘diving’ to win a penalty. Salah and Mane have both been booked for diving this season, Kane hasn’t.

Karius and Salah were amongst several Liverpool players to take the piss out of Kane over the Stoke goal. Karma is a beautiful thing.

A lot of their team showed their true colours when failing to console Karius after the match. You will walk alone, apparently.

Ex Spurs player scored worldie to win the final while another bossed the game from start to finish.

Every team has their fair share of idiotic fans but I’ve yet to see a Spurs fan on twitter hoping one of our player’s kids gets cancer after a bad game.

Fans cry thuggery when attacked by opposition fans in Europe. In the previous round, same fans set off flares and threw, amongst other things, glass bottles at Man City coach for no reason.

Van Djyk on Lamela and Kane in that game:

‘They dived to win the penalties’

Van Djyk when asked by interviewer if Roma should’ve had 2 penalties in the semi final:

‘Who cares’

Liverpool fans on social media are constantly calling us a classless club full of cheats after our game at Anfield, thus confirming their lack of self awareness, seeing as....

Gerrard - Diving. ABH.
Suarez - Diving. Biting. Racist.
Mane - Diving.
Carragher - Spitting bastard.
Heysel.
Dalglish - Allowed T-Shirts to be worn by players supporting a racist.
Fans - Verbally supporting a racist.
Karius - Shit.
Stan Boardman.
Klopp/Firminho - Teeth.
Joey Barton - born there.

We took 4 points from Liverpool this season. And we also took 4 points from Real Madrid. Therefore, we’re 8 points better than them at everything.

Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing

Are liverpool just trolling the world of football to expert levels?

 

[Gb160]

Decided against wearing the boots, as that would've looked ridiculous.

 

[mark87]

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Decided against wearing the boots, as that would've looked ridiculous.

I bet the Rangers fans are happy seeing him dressed up like this in public.

 

[Ionman34]

It all finished quite nicely. So this season in summary;

Spurs finished above Liverpool for the 8th time in 9 seasons.

Despite everything that’s been said about them this season, Liverpool finished 4th again and one point lower than last season.

They’ve won one league cup since 2006, same as us.

They really aren’t very good without their best player.

Liverpool fans were amongst those who called us legends for the last 3 seasons despite us punching above our weight every year and never being in a position to bottle. When it was suggested Liverpool bottled the final, it was met with ‘at least we got there’, which is exactly the same as a Spurs fan saying ‘at least we challenged when no one else did’. Yet we’re still legends.....

Liverpool fans caned Kane for ‘diving’ to win a penalty. Salah and Mane have both been booked for diving this season, Kane hasn’t.

Karius and Salah were amongst several Liverpool players to take the piss out of Kane over the Stoke goal. Karma is a beautiful thing.

A lot of their team showed their true colours when failing to console Karius after the match. You will walk alone, apparently.

Ex Spurs player scored worldie to win the final while another bossed the game from start to finish.

Every team has their fair share of idiotic fans but I’ve yet to see a Spurs fan on twitter hoping one of our player’s kids gets cancer after a bad game.

Fans cry thuggery when attacked by opposition fans in Europe. In the previous round, same fans set off flares and threw, amongst other things, glass bottles at Man City coach for no reason.

Van Djyk on Lamela and Kane in that game:

‘They dived to win the penalties’

Van Djyk when asked by interviewer if Roma should’ve had 2 penalties in the semi final:

‘Who cares’

Liverpool fans on social media are constantly calling us a classless club full of cheats after our game at Anfield, thus confirming their lack of self awareness, seeing as....

Gerrard - Diving. ABH.
Suarez - Diving. Biting. Racist.
Mane - Diving.
Carragher - Spitting bastard.
Heysel.
Dalglish - Allowed T-Shirts to be worn by players supporting a racist.
Fans - Verbally supporting a racist.
Karius - Shit.
Stan Boardman.
Klopp/Firminho - Teeth.
Joey Barton - born there.

We took 4 points from Liverpool this season. And we also took 4 points from Real Madrid. Therefore, we’re 8 points better than them at everything.

Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing

Stan Boardman! ?

 

[UncleBuck]

I just visited my Facebook account...


I know of 8 relations of mine here in Ireland and a few friends in the UK who are Liverpool fans, not one of them has posted anything since before the start of the match.

I’m still waiting for four of my mates on WhatsApp to log on, hilarious...

 

[spursfan77]

Is he any good? I’ve never really been convinced.

 

[riggi]

 

[sausage]

Out of interest, have they won a game since that "The Brain" assistant manager guy of theirs left/went off sick.

It would be lovely to see the slide continue

 

[tiger666]

Is he any good? I’ve never really been convinced.

Where's that coming from? I don't see anything from The Guardian.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

Out of interest, have they won a game since that "The Brain" assistant manager guy of theirs left/went off sick.

It would be lovely to see the slide continue

Brighton

ETA - D-L-L-W-L

 

[yankspurs]

£150M you say? For that, I can get you Dembele, Llorente and Janssen. Plus, because I like you - I will throw in N'Kuoduo as a bonus.

Dembele alone is worth 3/4 of that. We’d be getting robbed

 

[Yid-ol]

Where's that coming from? I don't see anything from The Guardian.

Can't see the link also, but a quick Google says Can might not go to juve due to ongoing back problems and that juve might go for Dembele and pool might go for wanyama if Can does go.

I think Can is a decent player, but not sure if he would go ahead of Dier or a squad player.

 

[yankspurs]

I gotta say, im a bit disappointed that no one went through the meltdown on rawk to bring us the best ones

 

[Yid-ol]

I gotta say, im a bit disappointed that no one went through the meltdown on rawk to bring us the best ones

On you go then

 

[tiger666]

Can't see the link also, but a quick Google says Can might not go to juve due to ongoing back problems and that juve might go for Dembele and pool might go for wanyama if Can does go.

I think Can is a decent player, but not sure if he would go ahead of Dier or a squad player.

Seems there is no link. It's made up by Daily Hotspur to look like a serious link. It's come from this rumour mill rubbish:

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2...nsfer-rumours-tottenham-to-sign-wilfried-zaha