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Klinsmannesque

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Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah has been offered to Barcelona by his representatives and they are ready to open negotiations. The 25-year-old Egypt international could be the alternative to Atletico Madrid and France striker Antoine Griezmann in the summer if Barca fail to sign the 27-year-old. (AS)

I know it’s the media, they’ll publish anything for attention yada yada yada, but....

Please be true
Please be true
Please be true
 

Sid Tottenham

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Fuck me ive had a few bad days at work but never been dumped over it
But maybe she had a look a that photo and thought yeah hes a bit of ****
 

BehindEnemyLines

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No doubt she'll have used him as a way to get to know other, slightly less shit, players....... And she'll be boffing one of them within the week.
 

HailKingLevy

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Liverpool are desperate for a centre back they should sign that Ramos gezza from Madrid, I reckon the fans would warm to him straight away.
 

TheChosenOne

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Come 2 pewel Dannee. You’ll neva walk alone mate (unless you make a mistake and then we’ll wish cancer on your kids and send death threats to your pets).

Rose could vent his frustration by running around on the pitch biting and/or strangling oppostion players
or kicking his wife/girlfriend when out for a night on the town.
 

bomberH

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