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Jan 28, 2011
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Prosecuting Barrister: "Mr Lovren, you are accused of perjury."

Dejan Lovren: "It's a ridiculous charge. I have always told the truth."

Prosecuting Barrister: "Mr Lovren, do you ever lie?"

Dejan Lovren: "No, I always tell the truth."

Prosecuting Barrister: "Mr Lovren, have you ever lied in your life?"

Dejan Lovren: "No, I never, ever lie."

Prosecuting Barrister: "Mr Lovren, can you tell us how good you are at football"

Dejan Lovren: "I am one of the best defenders in the world."

Prosecuting Barrister: "The case for the prosecution rests, m'lud."
 

bomberH

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Jun 4, 2005
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How the fuck has Salah won the Puskas award for his goal against Everton. Don’t get me wrong, it was a great goal but absolutely nothing compared to Bale’s goal. And that was in a CL final too!

Looks blatantly like they just wanted to give him an award for missing out on the main one and the fifa team of the year. Disgusting that Bale has won nothing for that goal (apart from the CL of course......)

(For those who haven’t seen it.... great goal but best this year?)

 
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bomberH

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I’ve just read that it’s a fan vote!!! If true, basically the whole of Egypt has voted for Salah. What a fucking joke.
 
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How the fuck has Salah won the Puskas award for his goal against Everton. Don’t get me wrong, it was a great goal but absolutely nothing compared to Bale’s goal. And that was in a CL final too!

Looks blatantly like they just wanted to give him an award for missing out on the main one and the fifa team of the year. Disgusting that Bale has won nothing for that goal (apart from the CL of course......)

(For those who haven’t seen it.... great goal but best this year?)



"Justice for Salah". Bit embarrassing for that one to win it.
 

kaz Hirai

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"This is but a taste of the terror Liverpool fans will unleash if they win the league"
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Insomnia

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Jan 18, 2006
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How the fuck has Salah won the Puskas award for his goal against Everton. Don’t get me wrong, it was a great goal but absolutely nothing compared to Bale’s goal. And that was in a CL final too!

Looks blatantly like they just wanted to give him an award for missing out on the main one and the fifa team of the year. Disgusting that Bale has won nothing for that goal (apart from the CL of course......)

(For those who haven’t seen it.... great goal but best this year?)


It didn't even win goal of the month over here
 

Hakkz

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Jul 6, 2012
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Decent goal, forgettable though. You can find similar goals every weekend around Europe..
 

LSUY

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Wonder what would happen if a Salah goal went up against an Arsenal goal in an online vote.
 
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