Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[TheChosenOne]

Klopp struggles with any criticism and if the media didn’t love Liverpool so much I think we would see a few more explosive interviews like we get with Mourinho. Why they don’t give him a prod more to produce reactions for headlines is strange. Maybe if Liverpool start losing some games we will see it and see the guy unravelling.

Here he is getting tetchy about his midfield. In fairness I agree with him but it shows how easy it is to get a rise out of him.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/footbal...istles-criticism-liverpool-midfielders-ahead/

I think the English have the perfect word for the situation : - "Schadenfreude"

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I think the English have the perfect word for the situation : - "Schadenfreude"

Surely you mean stefan Freud? At your service, sir

 

[DJS]

Weirdly Clyne doesn't seem to be getting a look in at moment, even when Alexander-Arnold is rested Gomez is being played at right back.

I'd take him at Spurs as always liked him.

 

[spursfan77]

Weirdly Clyne doesn't seem to be getting a look in at moment, even when Alexander-Arnold is rested Gomez is being played at right back.

I'd take him at Spurs as always liked him.

I mentioned him as an option a while ago. Maybe he’s completely buggered after his injury. We don’t want another own of those if that is the case.

 

[cider spurs]

Few clubs interested in Clyne...Fulham, Leicester and Cardiff mentioned. Reports suggest Fulham are leading the race with a loan targeted this January.

Not opposed to Clyne, but the RB that really impresses me this season is Crystal Palace's Aaron wan Bissaka. Counts as a homegrown as well I believe.

 

[spursfan77]

Few clubs interested in Clyne...Fulham, Leicester and Cardiff mentioned. Reports suggest Fulham are leading the race with a loan targeted this January.

Not opposed to Clyne, but the RB that really impresses me this season is Crystal Palace's Aaron wan Bissaka. Counts as a homegrown as well I believe.

If we are going for anyone from Liverpool, that might be available, I’d take lallana. Him and Poch are good mates. I know the player has been injured a lot but sometimes they just need a change of scenery.

 

[Hakkz]

If we are going for anyone from Liverpool, that might be available, I’d take lallana. Him and Poch are good mates. I know the player has been injured a lot but sometimes they just need a change of scenery.

Injuries and a proper dick. He can fuck off.

 

[mark87]

If we are going for anyone from Liverpool, that might be available, I’d take lallana. Him and Poch are good mates. I know the player has been injured a lot but sometimes they just need a change of scenery.

Got sent off for strangling one of our youngsters in an u23 game last year, guy can fuck off.

 

[cider spurs]

If we are going for anyone from Liverpool, that might be available, I’d take lallana. Him and Poch are good mates. I know the player has been injured a lot but sometimes they just need a change of scenery.

I take your point regarding injuries and the notion that Poch and a change of scenery might be just the tonic for Lallana...however...

When I look at the fact we have, Moura, Alli, Eriksen, Son and Lamela all vying for playing time already, I'd sooner an upgrade on the aforementioned or a youngster rated with bags of potential.

 

[spursfan77]

Ok....not keen then! ?

 

[cider spurs]

Ok....not keen then! ?

Whatever gave you that impression my fellow member.

 

['O Zio]

If we are going for anyone from Liverpool, that might be available, I’d take lallana. Him and Poch are good mates. I know the player has been injured a lot but sometimes they just need a change of scenery.

It's a no from me. Firstly I don't think he's that good, secondly he's got chronic injury problems, thirdly he doesn't really fill any gap in our squad. When we have some very clear and obvious squad depth issues, we need to sort those out first before we go buying people like him.

 

[spursfan77]

It's a no from me. Firstly I don't think he's that good, secondly he's got chronic injury problems, thirdly he doesn't really fill any gap in our squad. When we have some very clear and obvious squad depth issues, we need to sort those out first before we go buying people like him.

He’s the Eriksen rotation. But anyway, the scouts of SC say it’s a no go. I wonder if it’s the same people that didn’t want Gomes from Barcelona who seems to be doing well at Everton?

 

['O Zio]

He’s the Eriksen rotation. But anyway, the scouts of SC say it’s a no go. I wonder if it’s the same people that didn’t want Gomes from Barcelona who seems to be doing well at Everton?

Cover for Eriksen? He's nothing like Eriksen. His main strengths are his tenacity and pressing ability, but he's pretty poor in terms of picking out a pass and being the creative hub of the team like Eriksen is. I don't see how he'd be an effective backup for Eriksen at all, sorry mate. If I was to compare him to anyone in our squad I'd say he's like a shit version of Lamela more than anything.

 

[DJS]

Imagine our youth players reaction if we signed Llana who was trying to throttle him! ?????? (if said youth players is still at club of course natch).

 

[EighteenEightyTwo]

Imagine our youth players reaction if we signed Llana who was trying to throttle him! ?????? (if said youth players is still at club of course natch).

George Marsh is still here

 

[VegasII]

I think if the creators of South Park South Parked Jurgen Klopp, they'd probably have him living in an anus.

 

[bomberH]

Not sure if it’s just me but Klopp is making himself look a right twat with the whole Burnley aggressive thing. And the latest thing today re the ‘aggressive means being ready to hurt yourself, not the opposition’ is crap. There was only one bad tackle that they’ve shown, the one by Mee was excellent. Then he defends Sturrridge for diving - ‘sometimes players jump out the way when they think they will get tackled’ - a) then he should’ve told the ref there was no contact, b) even if sometimes that is the case, it certainly wasn’t during this incident and c) he dived.

Not the only Liverpool player to dive either. When asked about this in the press conference, Klopp said Dyche only said this to try and change the subject to distract from the loss, before Klopp quickly went back to the aggressive talk, thus changing the subject....

It’s almost like the journalists are too scared to get a proper rise out of him sometimes. There’s chance after chance of getting him to talk about his hypocrisy but they tend to lay off when he shows a bit of anger.

 

[mark87]

Not sure if it’s just me but Klopp is making himself look a right twat with the whole Burnley aggressive thing. And the latest thing today re the ‘aggressive means being ready to hurt yourself, not the opposition’ is crap. There was only one bad tackle that they’ve shown, the one by Mee was excellent. Then he defends Sturrridge for diving - ‘sometimes players jump out the way when they think they will get tackled’ - a) then he should’ve told the ref there was no contact, b) even if sometimes that is the case, it certainly wasn’t during this incident and c) he dived.

Not the only Liverpool player to dive either. When asked about this in the press conference, Klopp said Dyche only said this to try and change the subject to distract from the loss, before Klopp quickly went back to the aggressive talk, thus changing the subject....

It’s almost like the journalists are too scared to get a proper rise out of him sometimes. There’s chance after chance of getting him to talk about his hypocrisy but they tend to lay off when he shows a bit of anger.

Klopp is a cock and a hypocrite. I think he's acting this way so he backs his players and they therefore have no hard feelings towards him. A good idea in principle but to everyone outside the club he comes across a total nob.

 

[Gb160]

Not sure if it’s just me but Klopp is making himself look a right twat with the whole Burnley aggressive thing. And the latest thing today re the ‘aggressive means being ready to hurt yourself, not the opposition’ is crap. There was only one bad tackle that they’ve shown, the one by Mee was excellent. Then he defends Sturrridge for diving - ‘sometimes players jump out the way when they think they will get tackled’ - a) then he should’ve told the ref there was no contact, b) even if sometimes that is the case, it certainly wasn’t during this incident and c) he dived.

Not the only Liverpool player to dive either. When asked about this in the press conference, Klopp said Dyche only said this to try and change the subject to distract from the loss, before Klopp quickly went back to the aggressive talk, thus changing the subject....

It’s almost like the journalists are too scared to get a proper rise out of him sometimes. There’s chance after chance of getting him to talk about his hypocrisy but they tend to lay off when he shows a bit of anger.

What fucks me off, is I keep hearing how 'all football fans love Jurgen Klopp'.
No they fucking don't, Liverpool fans do, and the media do...but I think he's really starting to become disliked outside that.