Let's all laugh at West Ham/2

[Wellspurs]

Has anyone else heard the ads on Talksport trying to flog Spammers season tickets?
They are now on general sale at £600 each. How can they hope to fill a 60,000 seater stadium with such poor support? Next season they will be providing binoculars with the season tickets just to boost sales.

 

[StartingPrice]

The Dildo Brothas are considering a special, er, open ended incentive. They are considering providing a double dildo under every second seat. If you are the lucky winner you get to choose which way you turn to share in your good fortune*.

* NB the management reserves the right not to offer any money alternative if you turn either way and are faced by a skank, as the mathematical probablity suggests to do so would bakrupt the club :giggle:

 

[JerryGarcia]

Sam rules out Carroll & Berba

West Ham boss insists strike duo will not be heading to Upton Park


http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/7908729/Sam-rules-out-Carroll-Berba

No shit!

 

[Kingellesar]

Hope we don't release a statement saying no Messi or Ronaldo.

Seriously though, just because they are back in the Premier League do they really think they can attract players from the better clubs? By that I mean the other 19 teams in this league. Hope they go straight back down, horrible club, horrible owners, sam is a twat and Brady is the ugliest person on the planet.

 

[lillywhites61]

Pikey skanky little club!! I detest them. They will be even worse than normal to watch now with fat Sam there.

Grotty club, skanky fans, dodgy owners, I really hope they go straight back down again

 

[Col_M]

I hate these sort of threads, it just means Egg on our Face at some stage. Remember "Mind the Gap" ?

 

[Welshiespursboyo]

I hate these sort of threads, it just means Egg on our Face at some stage. Remember "Mind the Gap" ?

Now whose a miserable sod...

 

[Col_M]

Now whose a miserable sod...

I said it with a smile on my face

 

[SugarRay]

Honestly, this lot ain't worth our time.

This season we have 3/4 teams who are genuine rivals for 3rd/4th. This deluded lot wont ever challenge for such a position unless they get a sugar daddy

 

[michaelden]

They lost 1-0 to Oxford last night

 

[brendanb50]

Trying hard not to vent too much how much i dislike the spammers, i did catch the ad which the OP refers to as well.

it is laughable in all honesty that they are selling season tickets on general sale and applying to fill such a large stadium as the Olympic one at the same time. Fact is though, their reason behind moving has little to do with filling a stadium/advancing the club, IMO the move is more to do with getting WH playing somewhere else and turning a tidy profit in selling Upton Park to developers for their owners.

Going back to the ticket sales farce, i have a number of friends (i use that term loosely! ) who are and were season ticket holders there. By all accounts there were tickets available on deals/general sale for pretty much every home game over the past couple of seasons and a lot of the time these were going cheaper than what the season ticket was averaging out at.

Now that's just word of mouth but if theres a bit of truth to it, i could understand a LOT of ST holders getting very annoyed with the club and not renewing. May be why they're busy flogging them now.

 

[StartingPrice]

Trying hard not to vent too much how much i dislike the spammers, i did catch the ad which the OP refers to as well.

it is laughable in all honesty that they are selling season tickets on general sale and applying to fill such a large stadium as the Olympic one at the same time. Fact is though, their reason behind moving has little to do with filling a stadium/advancing the club, IMO the move is more to do with getting WH playing somewhere else and turning a tidy profit in selling Upton Park to developers for their owners.

Going back to the ticket sales farce, i have a number of friends (i use that term loosely! ) who are and were season ticket holders there. By all accounts there were tickets available on deals/general sale for pretty much every home game over the past couple of seasons and a lot of the time these were going cheaper than what the season ticket was averaging out at.

Now that's just word of mouth but if theres a bit of truth to it, i could understand a LOT of ST holders getting very annoyed with the club and not renewing. May be why they're busy flogging them now.

How could you impute anything so scurrilous in connection with messers Gold and Sullivan?

 

[brendanb50]

How could you impute anything so scurrilous in connection with messers Gold and Sullivan?

I do apologise, i take it all back! G&S are as honest as the day is long and only care about the wellbeing of their club and fans, many of whom are far too busy dragging their knuckles to fully appreciate what a fine job their owners and 'top brass' Brady are doing.

 

[StartingPrice]

I do apologise, i take it all back! G&S are as honest as the day is long and only care about the wellbeing of their club and fans, many of whom are far too busy dragging their knuckles to fully appreciate what a fine job their owners and 'top brass' Brady are doing.

Never was a word more aptly used brass and Brady just seem to go together so well :giggle:

 

[michaelden]

Going back to the ticket sales farce, i have a number of friends (i use that term loosely! ) who are and were season ticket holders there. By all accounts there were tickets available on deals/general sale for pretty much every home game over the past couple of seasons and a lot of the time these were going cheaper than what the season ticket was averaging out at.

There were leaflets from last season pushed through my door at Bethnal Green advertising games at £10 per ticket but buy 1 get 1 free. So a fiver a ticket. That is desperation from a club. Plus it means if you buy a season ticket you pay more than the casual goer. Really bad marketing strategy there!

 

[Wellspurs]

This lack of support is even more annoying for those of us who have a mission to get to games from east Kent.
Evening/Sunday games would be so much easier going to Stratford.
I hope levy is keeping an eye on the deal Spammers are getting from the Olympic committee, we wouldn't want any favourable treatment regarding paying for boxes etc.

 

[Dare!]

They're a nothing club who are absolutely obsessed with us.

 

[Kingstheman]

Probably a repost:



Paul Stalteri.

 

[Gbspurs]

That video reminds me of 2 things. How shit Robbo was at that stage and how much I fucking loved Berba.

 

[nidge]

Sorry to bump such an old thread but heard an advert for them on the radio today and had to laugh at the last four digits of the phone number, 1966.