Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

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#21
My father-in-law and missus are Spammers. I try to get in as much laughs at their expense as possible.

Of course they went and beat us last month. Their only win of the season so far. That kinda fucking ruins the whole thing.

They're still shit though, and they're still bottom. So there is that to console myself with for now.
 

spurs mental

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#22
Riggi, I thought you hated them?

I enjoy a laugh at their expense. KUMB makes good reading most weekends. Spurs is like the C word here, it's edited to show S*urs or something. I enjoy their hate for us.
 

shelfmonkey

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#24
I'm exiled in Basildon and most of the sub-humans I work with are Spammers, it was like they'd won the league when they beat us the other week, but I just laughed and reminded them that they'll always be the shit on our shoes. And I wear my Spurs cap every day with pride. COYS
 

riggi

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#25
Riggi, I thought you hated them?

I enjoy a laugh at their expense. KUMB makes good reading most weekends. Spurs is like the C word here, it's edited to show S*urs or something. I enjoy their hate for us.
Nope, fans bore me but cant say i hate them.
 

spurs mental

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#27
Losing to Newcastle at home, 2-1, and being absolutely battered as well. They don't know how to keep the ball at all. :-D :-D
 

spurs mental

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#28
Lots of empty seats even with about 5mins to go when they still have a chance to get a result.

Boooing now as well.
 

ziggy

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#30
Hmm can't get in to KUMB to have a laugh (now premium members only), must be too embarrased to let other fans see their rantings lol
 

hans

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#39
Just had quite a good read of that. I dont want to sign up but would love to point out to the spammers that -

1) They have season tickets available right now on their website, yet they claim 17k are on the waiting list
2) Our paid season ticket waiting list was 23k in 2007, so 36k now is pretty believable. In 07 we had 70,000 club members (paid), i would assume its more now . . .
3) Our ticket prices are higher than theirs
4) In the last 65 seasons they have only had higher average attendances than us 4 times. 4 times in 65years.
5) We run at 98.6% capacity, theyre at 92%
6) When we were bottom with ramos 2p8g- still at 99% capacity
7) Lowest Uefa cup attendance was 29k against aalborg in 07. . . the mighty aalborg.

I could go on . . . . Its amazing how thick they are
 
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