What's new

Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

edson

Well-Known Member
May 17, 2005
3,945
12,117
Closest rival???... wtf are they smoking?
Terry will put them up in a nice Hotel for the night.
fffff - Copy.jpg
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
43,881
95,147
Closest rival???... wtf are they smoking?

Reminds me of a night a few years ago when I was in a pub chatting to some bloke. We were having a laugh about some football match when the conversation turned to football. He opened with:

"So, do you follow a team?"

"Yeah, Spurs."

"Spurs? Are you fucking serious?"

"Erm...yeah. Who do you support?"

"Fuckin' West Ham"

"Oh. What are they up to these days?"

"What? Are you taking the piss?"

"Should I be?"

"WEST HAM. We fuckin' hate Spurs."

"You do? Why?"

"The fuckin' history"

"What history?"

"Our fuckin' history. We hate each other. Have done for years. Have you just started following football this week or wot?"

"Many years mate, don't know what the fuck you're on about."

"THE FUCKING RIVALRY"

"Between us and Arsenal?"

"NO"

"Chelsea?"

"NO"

"Barnet?"

"No you fuckin' piss taking ****. West Ham."

"Don't you play in London too? How are you doing?"

"FUCK OFF YOU ****"

**He storms off**

Me, thinking to myself: "Hmm. Seemed like a nice guy. I wonder what his problem was?"
 

TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
47,874
49,706
Closest rival???... wtf are they smoking?


Chuckles.

Their 'closest' London rival is Palace who also hover just above the relegation zone but can actually go above West Ham
if results on Sunday go the right way.

Unlikely - but just more delusion.
 

Dundalk_Spur

The only Spur in the village
Jul 17, 2008
4,956
7,688
So West Ham were bribed to put in an extra effort against us, which obviously affected their performance against Liverpool??

Surely a 20 point deduction for both Chelsea and West Ham???
 

easley91

Well-Known Member
Jan 27, 2011
18,721
53,768
That can't be right though let's be honest. Chelsea captain texting West Ham lads incentives to beat us. Professionalism out the window from Chelsea as per usual.
 

L-man

Misplaced pass from Dier
Dec 31, 2008
9,979
51,364
Do people really think that footballers on 10s of thousands of pounds a week put in extra effort because John Terry offered them dinner?
 

robbiedee

Mama said knock you out
Jul 6, 2012
2,713
7,490
Do people really think that footballers on 10s of thousands of pounds a week put in extra effort because John Terry offered them dinner?

...to be fair...as long as JT is attending dinner with you, you're pretty safe in the knowledge he's not getting you out the house so he can pop round and visit your missus...
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
31,842
56,935
West Ham's top 4 scorers in all competitions this season:

Antonio (9)
Lanzini (8)
Carroll (7)
Ayew (5)

Total: 29

Harry Kane in all competitions this season:

Kane (32)

Total: 32



Bit awkward. But at least they won their cup final...
 

Wellspurs

Well-Known Member
Mar 9, 2006
6,379
7,734
That can't be right though let's be honest. Chelsea captain texting West Ham lads incentives to beat us. Professionalism out the window from Chelsea as per usual.

It's the biggest contribution he's made to their campaign.
 
Jan 28, 2011
5,646
78,675
West Ham's top 4 scorers in all competitions this season:

Antonio (9)
Lanzini (8)
Carroll (7)
Ayew (5)

Total: 29

Harry Kane in all competitions this season:

Kane (32)

Total: 32



Bit awkward. But at least they won their cup final...

I also like the following stat:

35 - The number of goals Harry Kane has scored for Tottenham in all competitions in 2016-17

30 - The number of goals Andy Carroll has scored for West Ham in all competitions since he joined in 2012

:joyful:


Edited following the Hull game...
 
Last edited:

riggi

Well-Known Member
Jun 24, 2008
48,487
104,720
I also like the following stat:

32 - The number of goals Harry Kane has scored for Tottenham in all competitions in 2016-17

30 - The number of goals Andy Carroll has scored for West Ham in all competitions since he joined in 2012

:joyful:

Still won the same amount of trophies in that time.

Hahahah lolz magabantz spud legends.
 

WorcesterTHFC

Well-Known Member
May 4, 2016
1,777
2,545
I also like the following stat:

32 - The number of goals Harry Kane has scored for Tottenham in all competitions in 2016-17

30 - The number of goals Andy Carroll has scored for West Ham in all competitions since he joined in 2012

:joyful:
Surely that's the number of minutes Andy Carroll's played for Wet Spam since he joined.
 
Top