Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[Spurger King]

They can’t really be having a fireworks display for a carpet that will make it look more like a running track.

A carpet.

 

[Spurger King]

now some quotes from brady

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It’s a carpet.

 

[Marty]

It’s a carpet.

Does it match the drapes?

 

[Gb160]

There is a two day athletics festival being held there in late July.

I assume the dopey prats will have to lift their carpet up to have the running track back in action.

Those athletes are gonna have to be careful.
I speak from experience that treading on one of these fuckers barefoot really fucking huts.

 

[g_harry]

Did they cheap skates pay for this or did they make the stadium pay.

 

[scat1620]

Sure this will have been posted at the time a couple of years ago, but just for shits and giggles take a look at the lies their fans were promised before they moved into the London stadium:

 

[TheChosenOne]

Did they cheap skates pay for this or did they make the stadium pay.

I believe it is the landlords who paid as some sort of trade off.

 

[McFlash]

Brilliant, just brilliant.
Two bob stadium for a two bob team.

 

[Nine while nine]

Andy Carroll - can't get properly fit
Winston Reid - can't get properly fit
Jack Wilshere - can't get properly fit
Claret Carpet - can't get properly fit...

 

[Gb160]

Andy Carroll - can't get properly fit
Winston Reid - can't get properly fit
Jack Wilshere - can't get properly fit
Claret Carpet - can't get properly fit...

I do hope all those stewards have been issued slippers to wear while on the carpet, or at the very least give their shoes a bloody good wipe first.

 

[nailsy]

Sure this will have been posted at the time a couple of years ago, but just for shits and giggles take a look at the lies their fans were promised before they moved into the London stadium:

How the hell have they gotten away with what they've actually delivered? Their fans should just refuse to go until they back up their promises.

 

[edson]

West Ham forum.

by Junco Partner on Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:36 pm

Reporting live from the stadium....

Up to my seat a bit early to sneak a peak at it....and I can confirm it is a carpet, and it's a bit ****.

We're only here for the carpet, here for the caaaar-pet...

 

[chrissivad]

West ham goal ruled out on 89mins (apparently he was onside) and Leicester equalise in the 91st...

 

[Armstrong_11]

same old west ham.

 

[thecook]

How the hell have they gotten away with what they've actually delivered? Their fans should just refuse to go until they back up their promises.

I'm guessing their expectatino was the taxpayer would have been funding it, they just released the plans before getting approval

 

[TheChosenOne]

West ham goal ruled out on 89mins (apparently he was onside) and Leicester equalise in the 91st...

Brilliant news

 

[TheChosenOne]

I wonder what damage Wheelchair did to himself in the 5 mins plus 5 injury time he managed ?

His 6th appearance of the season.

 

[chrissivad]

Replying to someone saying it was a tough call for the linesman

'Horses*it. They train week in week out practising offsides. The least they can do is actually make the right call. The advantage is meant to go with the attacking team. Watch it again. He was slightly behind the defender. Not level or in front.

Sorry. Fuming I am...'

I can just picture refs at FA HQ running up and down a pitch practicing offsides ?

 

[CantSmileWithoutYou]

Andy Carroll - can't get properly fit
Winston Reid - can't get properly fit
Jack Wilshere - can't get properly fit
Claret Carpet - can't get properly fit...

Is that it?

IS THAT IT???!!!

 

[ernie78]

Andy Carroll - can't get properly fit
Winston Reid - can't get properly fit
Jack Wilshere - can't get properly fit
Claret Carpet - can't get properly fit...

Surely their badge is upside down? Shouldn’t it be readable for the fans behind the goal?
They are so two Bob it’s extraordinary