Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[coys200]

So they just have ogbonna and rice fit. Rice is with Ireland,somehow I think ogbonna got called up by Italy. Imagine if one of them gets f***** lol.

 

[UncleBuck]

View attachment 36796 Swear if I was writing a TV comedy I couldn’t make this up

I still would though....

 

[mano-obe]

 

[HobokenSpur]

Evict them!!

They will be made homeless and will have to beg Millwall or Orient for a favour. They could then rent out their stadium at a much higher fee and use the proceeds to move to the London stadium before selling off their stadium and getting it demolished and make West Ham homeless again. At which stage, back to London Stadium for an increased tent and Orient/Millwall branding in the stadium.


If Carlsberg did business deals......

If Levy did business deals. Oh wait. Lol.......

 

[Lilbaz]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43488055

West Ham in £6m legal row with London Stadium owners
Really is scandalous what's going on over there.

"News of the legal wrangle comes before a meeting on Monday between West Ham's vice-chairman Karren Brady and Mayor of London Sadiq Khan over the future of the stadium and its financial viability - it is currently set to lose £140m over the next 10 years."

Assuming they finish in the bottom 3 they'll still get £100m in TV money alone while the stadium loses money hand over fist.

Everyone involved should just be put against a wall and shot.

 

[Spriggan]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43488055

West Ham in £6m legal row with London Stadium owners
Really is scandalous what's going on over there.

"News of the legal wrangle comes before a meeting on Monday between West Ham's vice-chairman Karren Brady and Mayor of London Sadiq Khan over the future of the stadium and its financial viability - it is currently set to lose £140m over the next 10 years."

Assuming they finish in the bottom 3 they'll still get £100m in TV money alone while the stadium loses money hand over fist.

Everyone involved should just be put against a wall and shot.

There is culpability on both sides, the lease deal is incredibly stupid, but the fact that those cheap bottom-feeders that own and run that club want the stadium owners to pay for upgrades to pander to the clubs fans just beggars belief! They pay a pittance in rent, and are therefore taking the piss out of hard working tax payers........................... what a bunch of scumbags. Then a "spokesman" tried to use the analogy of buying a house, etc, etc.........dumb-ass, feeble brained half-wit....they rent the mutha f****r! You really can't make this shit up! Then Baroness Shady tries to spin it! Joke of a board, joke of a club.
Meh, I need a beer..................................

 

[sxboy]

Im enjoying every move WestHam make at the moment. Id feel a bit sorry for their fans but they were stupid enough to buy into the boards bullshit so live with it.

 

[penfold_99]

The pitch invaders have been banned for life http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43498328

 

[tototoner]

The pitch invaders have been banned for life http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43498328

that's a result for those 5

 

[tiger666]

The pitch invaders have been banned for life http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43498328

Good.

 

[ernie78]

Im enjoying every move WestHam make at the moment. Id feel a bit sorry for their fans but they were stupid enough to buy into the boards bullshit so live with it.

Absolutely, the (attempted) stick and jibes I got from some colleagues who support them was ridiculous. They couldn’t get why I never bit and kept replying come back to me in a few years, it’ll be the death of you.
Safe to say I’m loving what’s happening to them, only shame is that I don’t work with them anymore

 

[mark87]

The pitch invaders have been banned for life http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43498328

They got what they wanted, who can blame them.

 

[riggi]

The pitch invaders have been banned for life http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43498328

Doesn't mean much, they can still go...

 

[remember91]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43488055

West Ham in £6m legal row with London Stadium owners
Really is scandalous what's going on over there.

"News of the legal wrangle comes before a meeting on Monday between West Ham's vice-chairman Karren Brady and Mayor of London Sadiq Khan over the future of the stadium and its financial viability - it is currently set to lose £140m over the next 10 years."

Assuming they finish in the bottom 3 they'll still get £100m in TV money alone while the stadium loses money hand over fist.

The thing I find amusing in that article, is that they expect the council to pay for their sky tv.

a) That is possibly the most West Ham thing ever.

b) Why would you even need Sky TV when you have premiership games playing there, oh wait, no, take that one back, I get it now.

 

[mark87]

They're just a bunch of skinflints.

 

[yankspurs]

To be fair, James Collins picked up 51 caps for Wales, but retired from international football in late 2017.

With Fonte sold and Reid injured, he's now pretty much West Ham's only fit Centre Back, so it's good news for them that he hasn't gone away on international duty to pick up a knock before what is probably their most critical game of the season against Southampton.

So, as long as Moyes doesn't play him in tonight's pointless friendly, he should be fine. Hang on. Is that the sound of a hamstring twanging down Dagenham way that I hear?

View attachment 36821

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

I'm having entirely too much fun laughing at west ham with this

 

[archiewasking]

The pitch invaders have been banned for life http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43498328

So even their players can't use it???

 

['O Zio]

Why would you even need Sky TV when you have premiership games playing there, oh wait, no, take that one back, I get it now.

Even if they stay up they could do with having the game up on screens around the ground so that anyone who's forgotten their binoculars can still watch

 

[mano-obe]

I wonder how serious Levy was about getting the stadium? A lot of money was blown looking into it. Either way we now are going to have one of the best stadiums in the world and hopefully West Ham will be in the championship

 

[Nine while nine]

The pitch invaders have been banned for life http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43498328

that's a result for those 5

Indeed, the KUMB reaction was best summed up with the following...

Doesn't mean much, they can still go...

Indeed again. There was much discussion on how easy it was or wasn't for the banned individuals to get in without being spotted. There was talk of wigs and various other disguises, alongside a general assessment of the effectiveness of the technology used in this field, when, suddenly, someone had a blinding idea. If facial recognition technology is such that any perpetrator trying to get into the ground is spotted and turned away, and if all disturbances are to be punished with a life ban, then all West Ham fans have to do to rid themselves of Karren is to enter the field of play wearing this...

And she's gone forever.

Genius