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VegasII

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May 14, 2008
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They're good for a laugh but I'm tired of Benefits FC and all their conning ways and bullshit. These fools should be playing in League 2.
 

Wellspurs

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Mar 9, 2006
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An early goal for Saints would be great. Dont even let the fans get settled in before making fools of themselves and the club. Early goal or 2 for Saints and a round 2 of the hilarity we saw last time around would be great.

Do you think the porn twins and the wicked witch are wearing trainers?
 

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
Aug 3, 2011
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Someone needs to link the performance with the protest. So they will protest again.
 

Dillspur

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I think the spammers are safe now, maybe they can get something out of the chavs and the goners to make up for not going down.
 

T-Love92

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Can't see them going down now... would have been too good to be true
Another 2 cup finals next year for them it seems :facepalm:
 

coys200

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Lose to Chelsea and then stoke at home and are right back in it. Comes down to that stoke game really.
 
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The last three weeks have seen KUMB filled to the rafters with righteous indignation that the media had portrayed their protests during the Burnley game as being associated with the fact that they got beat, when it was surely clear to see that the result had been immaterial and that this was in fact the glorious beginning of the West Ham revolution that would see the hated Board toppled.

So how goes the revolution, comrades? How was the turnout for the march prior to the game?

"Two police vans. About 60 ramblers."

"Make that 58. Had to bail out early but great to meet some real West Ham fans." :ROFLMAO:

"When I first rocked up at Stratford park, I'd seen bigger bus queues." :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Oh dear. Still, there was another protest which they joined up with. How was that?

"We met up with the RWHF lot and marched en masse to the directors' entrance."

En masse, eh? Thousands? Tens of thousands?

"Around the 'few hundred' zone."

Oh. Still, a march on the Directors' entrance. What happened then?

"By the time it got to the VIP entrance it was all a bit peaceful and well-mannered."

Oh.

"But I like to think Gold and Sullivan would have heard some of the angrier chants."

That's the spirit. Baying for blood. Lots of profanities. A vitriolic protest red in tooth and claw. Anything else?

"Question: was I the only person at the protest carrying a cagoule that his wife made him take to protect his duffel coat from the rain?"

o_O

:ROFLMAO:

Anyway, enough of the pre-match shenanigans. What about during the game? Any plans for a repeat performance of the violent scenes against Burnley?

"My group have bought over 200 black balloons should be interesting."

:confused:

Hmm. OK. Let's not talk plans. Any spontaneous shows of anger to report?

"I did try starting a 'sack the board' chant after a couple of goals down, but kept getting drowned out with the usual generic chanting which I understand. I wish now I did sing a few once we were winning to show we ain't fair weather and only got the ****hole when we lose which isn't the case at all."

No. Not at all. Of course not. No-one would think West Ham fans are a bunch of fickle, fair weather fans who get the hump all the time? Honest.

Anyone else got a view?

"We might have beaten Southampton today but the fans bent over, pulled their pants down and let Sullivan stick a big dildo up there. Second half and 3-0 up, there was no excuses not to be heard in terms of the board. Not one whisper of a chant.... embarrassing and we look muggy that we throw our toys out of the pram when we lose."


Yes. Yes you do. Muggy is indeed le mot juste. Any other thoughts?

"Really needs to be a protest after the match, especially if we win. Otherwise, if we do win, the narrative will be, "see, they only protest when they're losing."

And that is indeed the narrative. The West Ham revolution. Started 10 March 2018. Ended 10 March 2018. Look away now if you don't want to know the result...

"Sullivan will be laughing his head off. Think today he won.... it (Burnley) will all be brushed under the carpet as sore losers and thugs now. So no complaining next season when they act the same. I pray I am wrong but think the ship has sailed now and we are stuck."

Oh dear. That is sad. All the bravado. All the angst. All the righteous anger. All the painstaking planning and to what end?

"I saw 2 black balloons in the ground at kick off."

:unsure: :facepalm: :ROFLMAO:

Oh dear.

Looks like this thread might be around for a few years yet...
 

Led's Zeppelin

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May 28, 2013
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For those who like a chuckle at the appy ammers, he best thing that could have happened was them winning today.

No meaningful protest cos they won plays right into the dildo's hands, and the media will lap it up.

Very, very poor non-show from the revolting fans, so why should anyone take them seriously if all it takes to shut them after years of rolling over is beating a very poor relegation candidate managed by the man who wasn't good enough for Stoke City?
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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I liked the WHAM fan who was on the Football Weekly podcast on Thursday. Said that he's never been on board with the idea of a phoenix club because there'd end up being about six of them!

Their fanbase is so splintered right now it's unreal and they'd never pull together under almost any circumstances. The different groups would just end up trying to one-up each other instead.

So be not afraid, this will all blow up again very soon.
 
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