Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[allatsea]

It’s starting...

I had the first ‘top 6 is realistic next season’ chat from a West Ham friend yesterday.
Other gems such as ‘Pellegrini will attract elite level players, the atmosphere will change at the ground with this appointment’ we’re trotted out too.

Bless

I see another season of ‘consolidation’ translated as avoiding relegation. If they should unearth any good players they’ll soon be itching to move on to greener pastures.

To be fair though there has been lots of chat on here about signing this or that top quality player before the World Cup and true to form it hasn’t happened.

 

[nailsy]

And they are releasing their stalwart ginger Pele.

Another gem from KUMB;

If Pellegrini takes leave of his senses and actually agrees to work for this mob, you can bet on Sullivan trumpeting a thirty five year old Toure as a world class signing.

Can you imagine if they signed him? They'd have a slow, past his prime, thinking of retirement player in the engine room of central midfield, or they'd drop Mark Noble and play Ya Ya there instead.

 

[gilzeantheking]

Can you imagine if they signed him? They'd have a slow, past his prime, thinking of retirement player in the engine room of central midfield, or they'd drop Mark Noble and play Ya Ya there instead.

Win win either way

 

[VegasII]

Oh dear...this'll be where Yaya Toure ends with a birthday cock.

 

[TheChosenOne]

It’s starting...

I had the first ‘top 6 is realistic next season’ chat from a West Ham friend yesterday.
Other gems such as ‘Pellegrini will attract elite level players, the atmosphere will change at the ground with this appointment’ we’re trotted out too.

Bless

Woolwich just about scraped a top six, gawd knows how the Mockneys could aspire to those lofty heights.

 

[wirE]

https://www.football.london/west-ham-united-fc/transfer-news/west-ham-named-shock-suitors-14452261



West Ham named shock suitors to sign ex-Liverpool and Man City striker Mario Balotelli in summer

Just wondering; would we want to sign Balotelli or is he too much for us to handle? I mean, he's brilliant when he's at his best but unfortunately for him he got himself a bad reputation and the bigger clubs wont 'touch' him

 

[slartibartfast]

Just wondering; would we want to sign Balotelli or is he too much for us to handle? I mean, he's brilliant when he's at his best but unfortunately for him he got himself a bad reputation and the bigger clubs wont 'touch' him

Fk no.
Are you serious?

 

[mark87]

Just wondering; would we want to sign Balotelli or is he too much for us to handle? I mean, he's brilliant when he's at his best but unfortunately for him he got himself a bad reputation and the bigger clubs wont 'touch' him

Can I suggest you stop sniffing glue please?

 

[wirE]

Fk no.
Are you serious?

Just curious to know what people think of him. As I were saying, I think he's brilliant but the reputation holds him back

 

[tiger666]

Just curious to know what people think of him. As I were saying, I think he's brilliant but the reputation holds him back

He's a fucking lunatic, and not even a good striker.

 

[Lilbaz]

Just curious to know what people think of him. As I were saying, I think he's brilliant but the reputation holds him back

His reputation is deserved because he's a ****. Especially standing on spurs players necks.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Just curious to know what people think of him. As I were saying, I think he's brilliant but the reputation holds him back

Scott Parker says 'No'

 

[allatsea]

Just curious to know what people think of him. As I were saying, I think he's brilliant but the reputation holds him back

A well deserved reputation !

 

[sebo_sek]

Scott Parker says 'No'

Fucking animal

 

[sebo_sek]

They all look absolutely delighted to be there

Nah. Pwopa tuff!

 

[sebo_sek]

When I saw this all that came to mind was CRINGE!!

What a horrible little goblin than man is.

 

[double0]

I think Balotelli is a top striker BUT he has too many issue.
I will add not all he's doing imo the media and sections do like to flog him.

 

[VegasII]

I'd love to put them into a football Groundhog Day where they're forever losing to Astra fucking Goo Goo with Tim Sherwood at the helm.

It'd be incredible...flaming gilets, fights breaking out, flying dildos, popcorn, bubbles....the porn brothers selling their best players at half time to fund a new porno popcorn machine. Miss Fannybantz tweeting some shite about whatever celebrity gobblenosh she's going on a week next Tuesday. Sherwood stepping in a deep puddle of lactate every time he leaves the dugout. The possibilities are endless.

But then it would be quite amusing to have the Devil put Jose Mourinho on a giant catherine wheel and have him preside over a constant Chelsea relegation into a non-league netherworld.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Just wondering; would we want to sign Balotelli or is he too much for us to handle?

Fk no.
Are you serious?

Can I suggest you stop sniffing glue please?

He's a fucking lunatic, and not even a good striker.

His reputation is deserved because he's a ****. Especially standing on spurs players necks.

A well deserved reputation !

@wirE , I think people are warming to the idea buddy

 

[TheChosenOne]

The West Ham management must be miffed with the worldwide derision and laughing at Liverpool since their calamity in Kiev so they have put a tentative toe in the water with this ....

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...tos-can-hack-it-in-england-barcelona-defender

Will they ? - Won't they ?