Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[DJS]

I think @DJS just had a stroke.

???

 

[DJS]

Ahem...

Weird if Payet decided to go back to the spammers, as I thought one reason he wanted to leave (aside from the fact that they’re West Ham, which is enough of a reason) is because he was home sick?

Fredericks and Fabianski could be good solid signings for them though as could Payet (Although he is 31 now).

Wilshere COULD be - he’d certainly fit into their saving their best performance for when playing us mentality, but with him question mark is always on if he can stay fit.

Also, his favoured position is the number 10 one isn’t it? Latter part of last season I believe he was playing deeper for arsenal and if West Ham got Payet he would probably take the number 10 position.

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

It's so West Ham, the team that only raise their levels when they lay Spurs, to sign a player best known for hating Spurs (apart from injuries of course)

 

[For the love of Spurs]

Signing Wilshere really is peak West Ham. Hilarious.

I was thinking a while back what would be the most West Ham thing player wise that could be done. Wilshere stood out and my god they are doing it.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Got this odd piece from an article in KUMB,


Hammers fan from a family of United supporters, the 26-year-old midfielder was given a free transfer by Arsenal at the end of last season following a succession of injuries - even though he managed to play most of last season injury-free.

And whilst several European clubs subsequently made their interest known, the Stevenage-born Wilshere always preferred to remain in London.

Following brief negotiations between the two parties, Wilshere is set to be confirmed at the club's latest arrival this summer following hot on the heels of Ryan Fredericks, Issa Diop and Lukasz Fabianski.

West Ham flew to Switzerland on Monday lunchtime and will remain there for 12 days as an introduction to pre-season. The Hammers will face local side FC Winterthur in their first friendly of the summer this Summer

Read more at http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=132627#3W5Cw6V4Y8BeXfsu.99

 

[dagraham]

 

[aliyid]

So Wilshire has come out...

“I was a West Ham fan, still have a soft spot for them of course," he told the Sportsman "I love, I used to love them back in the day when I was a kid.

 

[tiger666]

So Wilshire has come out...

“I was a West Ham fan, still have a soft spot for them of course," he told the Sportsman "I love, I used to love them back in the day when I was a kid.

He's spoken before about being a West Ham fan as a kid.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/17/article-0-16FD69F4000005DC-35_306x423.jpg

 

[Col_M]

As if my hate if the guy isn’t enough, he takes it one notch further on the Sol Scale.

 

[Flynn]

As if my hate if the guy isn’t enough, he takes it one notch further on the Sol Scale.

There are very few people I hate. Wilshire has fallen more into the pity bracket in recent times.

Remember when people used to compare stats between him and Deli as though they were the same tier player.

 

[VegasII]

There are very few people I hate. Wilshire has fallen more into the pity bracket in recent times.

Remember when people used to compare stats between him and Deli as though they were the same tier player.

Wilshere's more of a dilapidated off licence with incredibly old stock.

 

[coys200]

Swiss pub team.

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

Swiss pub team.

In fairness they had a lot of players at the world cup

 

[Woland]

From The Sun via BBC gossip...

West Ham are close to signing Jack Wilshere, who is a free agent after leaving Arsenal. The Hammers have offered the 26-year-old England midfielder a three-year deal worth £100,000 a week.

Fuck me! You'd think they would have learned with Carroll. Still West Ham will suit that little shit bag down to the ground.

Surely paying Wilshere 100k/w looks a tad steep but a marriage made in heaven nontheless.

• The board promised and delivers a big-name signing - a 26-years-old England international with massive CL and EL experience that they'll need in Europe for the 2019/20 season, and a proven trophy winner in the mould of the great 1966 winners.
• He costs the board 15,6 million in wages over 3 years with no transfer fee.
• 15 million pounds in transfer fees are practically donated to the dildo-molding industry by Arsenal FC's LEFOFF Charity ('Let-Em-Fuck-Off-For-Free' non-profit organisation).
• WHU fans get their prodigal son back in the family (The Wilsheres are West Ham) to emulate Bobby Moore who was West Ham through and through too, as we all know.
• Andy Carroll gets so-much-needed support from midfield in the physio room.
• Wilshere has been described by Arsène Wenger as having "Spanish technique, but an English heart."[126]
• Everyone mentioned above is a ****

What's not to love?

 

[aliyid]

In fairness they had a lot of players at the world cup

But what about West Ham...

 

[bomberH]

What’s happened to Yarmolenko? Is he shit now? Why is he going West Ham? He was a wanted man a couple of years ago. Shall I assume he had a career threatening injury in the meantime or are they actually about to sign someone decent?

To be fair, if Wilshere stays fit (HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) then he could be a great signing for them. Perfect fit - **** player for a **** club.

 

[robbiedee]

What’s happened to Yarmolenko? Is he shit now? Why is he going West Ham? He was a wanted man a couple of years ago. Shall I assume he had a career threatening injury in the meantime or are they actually about to sign someone decent?

To be fair, if Wilshere stays fit (HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) then he could be a great signing for them. Perfect fit - **** player for a **** club.

Wilshite staying fit is a big if though...injury prone players tend to need quality physio facilities and we've all seen their shack of a training ground. At least little Jack and big Andy can take strolls together up and down that astro turfed corridor in that portacabin discussing when they can score their next goal gram...

 

[coys200]

£30m spent + Wilshere wages Yarmolenko and Anderson close that’s another £60m. No way are they net spending £90m +. Guess would be Arnautovic is off not joined up with pre season yet.

 

[wirE]

Surely paying Wilshere 100k/w looks a tad steep but a marriage made in heaven nontheless.

• The board promised and delivers a big-name signing - a 26-years-old England international with massive CL and EL experience that they'll need in Europe for the 2019/20 season, and a proven trophy winner in the mould of the great 1966 winners.
• He costs the board 15,6 million in wages over 3 years with no transfer fee.
• 15 million pounds in transfer fees are practically donated to the dildo-molding industry by Arsenal FC's LEFOFF Charity ('Let-Em-Fuck-Off-For-Free' non-profit organisation).
• WHU fans get their prodigal son back in the family (The Wilsheres are West Ham) to emulate Bobby Moore who was West Ham through and through too, as we all know.
• Andy Carroll gets so-much-needed support from midfield in the physio room. This
• Wilshere has been described by Arsène Wenger as having "Spanish technique, but an English heart."[126]
• Everyone mentioned above is a ****

What's not to love?

 

[absolute bobbins]

I have a feeling Wilshire will get injured against us, he'll leave his foot in again and do some serious damage