Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[michaelden]

He must be so frustrating to manage. He’s undoubtedly got talent, but seems intent on self destruction.

Given his talent & natural assets (height, strength, decent speed etc...) I have zer0 respect for this wastrel. He could've been so much more than a 20 injury a season striker

 

[Marty]

He's England's Carlos Kaiser, only not good enough at faking injury so he actually has to get on the pitch sometimes.

 

[coys200]

Seems a big disparity between moura £25m and Anderson £42m. Very similar profile and moura has 36 caps to Anderson 1. Seems like we under paid and they’ve over paid.

 

[mickdale]

They will never be considered a big club if they keep getting knocked out of the EL qualifiers by European pub teams whenever they do miraculously manage to get to the EL qualifying stage, which barely ever happens. They're delusional, from the board all the way to the fans.

Didn’t know there was even a pub in Astra-fookin -GoGo

 

[Wheeler Dealer]

Seems a big disparity between moura £25m and Anderson £42m. Very similar profile and moura has 36 caps to Anderson 1. Seems like we under paid and they’ve over paid.

The Dildo brothers are desperate to win over the fans, and buying a single named Brazilian for £40m is their way of believing this will do it.. I hope it goes tits up in a monumental way though

 

[coys200]

Rumours Arnautovic is up for offers. Many others as well Byram obiang kouyate Carroll. Be pretty funny after all this they sell £80m and end up with a net spend of £20m ?

 

[montylynch]

I've heard that Arnie is knee deep in gambling debts, WHU have already bailed him out once but now want to get rid. They're hoping someone comes in with a massive offer just to appease the fans. He was their only shining light last year, sell him and the fans will be back to square one......lovely.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Rumours Arnautovic is up for offers. Many others as well Byram obiang kouyate Carroll. Be pretty funny after all this they sell £80m and end up with a net spend of £20m ?

Just normal business for the Davids then.

Those 'appy 'Ammers won't be so happy after all.

(Although who would buy Carroll ? It's such a risk)

 

[TheChosenOne]

I've heard that Arnie is knee deep in gambling debts, WHU have already bailed him out once but now want to get rid. They're hoping someone comes in with a massive offer just to appease the fans. He was their only shining light last year, sell him and the fans will be back to square one......lovely.

Yeah I heard somewhere there was a loan shark circling around the West Ham players, lending large and looking back for returns and interest large too.

Crazy, all that money earned and still having to borrow

 

[yanno]

Yeah I heard somewhere there was a loan shark circling around the West Ham players, lending large and looking back for returns and interest large too.

Crazy, all that money earned and still having to borrow

The loan shark probably works for the Porn Kings or their gangster mates. I won't post the photos here, but anyone with decent online searching skills can quickly find images of some seriously dangerous geezers hanging out in Boleyn bliss.

The logical decision would be for the Dildo Brothers to sell. That way the buying club pays off the sharks and no legs have to be broken.

An, ahem, business decision.

 

[TheChosenOne]

KUMB is always there for a chuckle ...

 

[montylynch]

I do know the fella that runs the chauffeur service over there, used to be Sams driver then bilic's. He is a bit of a money lender too and the figures he tells me that some players owe him, my god, we're talking telephone numbers. His wife went to a players house to collect a debt once, around £20k. The player paid it all back in pound notes.

 

[longtimespur]

I do know the fella that runs the chauffeur service over there, used to be Sams driver then bilic's. He is a bit of a money lender too and the figures he tells me that some players owe him, my god, we're talking telephone numbers. His wife went to a players house to collect a debt once, around £20k. The player paid it all back in pound notes.

Long time ago then

 

[TheChosenOne]

I have put up the link for KUMB - West Ham Summer Transfer discussion thread 777 pages so far.

I only looked a the first page plus about a dozen of the recent ones.


It's a veritable cornucopia of optimism, pessimism and inanity throughout ....

Highlights include, early doors (April) - not talking about transfer budgets until they know what league they
are going to be in, more recently wondering where Ajax are getting their money from and being able to spend so freely then culminating with a fair few eejits thinking Arnautavic would be a good bet for next seasons highest goalscorer.

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=171496&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15520

 

[shelfboy68]

I have put up the link for KUMB - West Ham Summer Transfer discussion thread 777 pages so far.

I only looked a the first page plus about a dozen of the recent ones.


It's a veritable cornucopia of optimism, pessimism and inanity throughout ....

Highlights include, early doors (April) - not talking about transfer budgets until they know what league they
are going to be in, more recently wondering where Ajax are getting their money from and being able to spend so freely then culminating with a fair few eejits thinking Arnautavic would be a good bet for next seasons highest goalscorer.

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=171496&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15520

I would imagine that a few will be off to balance the books they generate quite a bit less than us even though they have the track and field stadium on the cheap they don't compete in Europe so don't turn over that much coin or interest in their club.

 

[spursfan77]

So much wrong with this

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...l-a3889086.html?amp&__twitter_impression=true

Newham Council under scrutiny for £40m 'down the drain’ in Olympic stadium deal

 

[UncleBuck]

So much wrong with this

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...l-a3889086.html?amp&__twitter_impression=true

Newham Council under scrutiny for £40m 'down the drain’ in Olympic stadium deal

Shocking but nothing surprises me when it comes to the Olympic stadium.
Plenty of people done really well out of it financially, unlike the public.

 

[nattydredd]

London Stadium: Search for sponsor of West Ham's home costs nearly £450,000

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44848750

Nearly £450,000 of taxpayers' money has been spent trying to find a sponsor for West Ham's London Stadium home but a backer is still being sought.
The stadium's owner, the London Legacy Development Corporation (LLDC), has been accused of wasting cash in its search for a naming rights partner.
A sponsorship expert says it could take years to secure a deal.
Two companies have been paid a total of £447,000 to try to find a naming rights partner, the BBC has learned.
But after two potential deals collapsed, no discussions are currently taking place.

 

[NinjaTuna]

London Stadium: Search for sponsor of West Ham's home costs nearly £450,000

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44848750

Nearly £450,000 of taxpayers' money has been spent trying to find a sponsor for West Ham's London Stadium home but a backer is still being sought.
The stadium's owner, the London Legacy Development Corporation (LLDC), has been accused of wasting cash in its search for a naming rights partner.
A sponsorship expert says it could take years to secure a deal.
Two companies have been paid a total of £447,000 to try to find a naming rights partner, the BBC has learned.
But after two potential deals collapsed, no discussions are currently taking place.

There's 26k members on SC, if we all chip in £18 each, the taxpayer will break even and earn a little bit extra and we can call their stadium the "SpursCommunity Arena"

 

[TheChosenOne]

There's 26k members on SC, if we all chip in £18 each, the taxpayer will break even and earn a little bit extra and we can call their stadium the "SpursCommunity Arena"

That's a high ball bid. With nothing in the offing £10 would be enough to get it called the Stratford Sinkhole